C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

Went to HS with the following:

China

India

Summer

Raspberry & Creme (twins)

Flower (went by "Flo")

Heironymous

 

[The Duff Man]

My kid has a Glass in her class (a girl).

Apparently her parents are not familiar with the concept of bullying.

 

[JoeSteeler]

Came across this name the other day: Brndon

 

[fantasycurse42]

Went to HS with the following:

China

India

Summer

Raspberry & Creme (twins)

Flower (went by "Flo")

Heironymous

Can you link linkedin profiles for raspberry and creme? Curious how they turned out.

 

[fantasycurse42]

No clue what I'm gonna name my second boy. Open to suggestions.

 

[Da Guru]

No clue what I'm gonna name my second boy. Open to suggestions.

Mandigo

 

[fantasycurse42]

No clue what I'm gonna name my second boy. Open to suggestions.

Mandigo

I am considering Long (first) John (middle)

 

[Ilov80s]

No clue what I'm gonna name my second boy. Open to suggestions.

You can look through this thread so you can be sure as to what not to name him.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Lake.

For a girl.

All I can think of is Long Duk Dong saying..."Lake...big Lake!"

Lake Bell has some fantastic #######

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Lake.

For a girl.

All I can think of is Long Duk Dong saying..."Lake...big Lake!"

But Lake Bell is really pretty.

I liked this post but her face is actually kind of busted

Glorious #### though

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I named my daughter Birch...am I going to hell?

If there is a god.

So she can hear "what a birch!" her entire life? She should be allowed to torture you first.

 

[Annyong]

Still think Henry is a cool boys name. George too. Didn't name my kids either though.

 

[the moops]

birch is a good name. eff all these dudes naming their kids keith and steve and ####

 

[Soulfly3]

friend just named his daughter "braille"

yes... like the ####### tactile writing method. neither is blind... nor is the child.

why?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wife likes the name Oliver

 

[Mr. Retukes]

friend just named his daughter "braille"

yes... like the ####### tactile writing method. neither is blind... nor is the child.

why?

If she ever gets pimples...

 

[El Floppo]

Wife likes the name Oliver

wow. thanks. keep us updated.

 

[trogg78]

We named our daughter Juniper.

Flame away....

if we had a girl that would have been her name. awesome name. well done

My Juniper just turned 4. Starting to see a few Juniper's around here. Love the name. My newest is Penelope.

 

[Keerock]

Wife likes the name Oliver

Ever watch the Brady Bunch?

 

[Wayne Kenof]

Wife is a Nurse and has heard some really F'd up names.

ka-aa (Ka Dash A)

N8th4n

####head (pernounced shi-thead)

 

[VA703]

you can have numbers in your name? 31337

 

[Keerock]

Wife is a Nurse and has heard some really F'd up names.

ka-aa (Ka Dash A)

N8th4n

####head (pernounced shi-thead)

I'll eat my foot if you can prove either of those first two. Urban legends personified...

 

[the moops]

Wife likes the name Oliver

Ever watch the Brady Bunch?

You think Brady Bunch is still a thing?

 

[the moops]

We named our daughter Juniper.

Flame away....

if we had a girl that would have been her name. awesome name. well done

My Juniper just turned 4. Starting to see a few Juniper's around here. Love the name. My newest is Penelope.

Those were our two names if we had girls instead of boys

 

[McGarnicle]

This thread makes me stabby.

 

[B-Deep]

I don't get it

if you want to name your kid moonbeamflowerhumper go ahead

the kid can always go by a nickname or change the name



live and let live

 

[B-Deep]

friend just named his daughter "braille"

yes... like the ####### tactile writing method. neither is blind... nor is the child.

why?

i figured she named her after Louis Braille....

 

[Soulfly3]

friend just named his daughter "braille"

yes... like the ####### tactile writing method. neither is blind... nor is the child.

why?

i figured she named her after Louis Braille....

Love the couple, but dont think the uncultured jagoffs have stepped outside the province in their lives...

So doubt they even know what Braille or, and definitely not who Louis Braille is.

 

[jomar]

I came across a cheerleading group (or maybe it was a band or a swim team, I don't know) at lunch a few weeks ago. They all had on matching jackets with their name on it. One girl was named...............Allegra. Allegra!! like the allergy medication!

 

[the moops]

Don't think Allegra was around until like late 1990's.

 

[dickey moe]

Some kid got to go up in front of my kids' school the other day to get an award.

His name: Bashton

 

[Scoresman]

Juniper's gonna have a hard time in high school when all the variants of the "trimming the Juniper bush" jokes start coming in.

 

[the moops]

I think you guys are way overreacting to the bullied in high school cause of their name thing. Look at the top baby name lists and you don't see many traditional Steve and Bob or Jane or Mary on there.

 

[El Floppo]

I came across a cheerleading group (or maybe it was a band or a swim team, I don't know) at lunch a few weeks ago. They all had on matching jackets with their name on it. One girl was named...............Allegra. Allegra!! like the allergy medication!

or the Italian word.

been around a long time- I grew up with a couple of them. unusual I guess... but named after the allergy medication? no.

 

[El Floppo]

I think you guys are way overreacting to the bullied in high school cause of their name thing. Look at the top baby name lists and you don't see many traditional Steve and Bob or Jane or Mary on there.

since my son was born 8 years ago, I've only met two boys named Michael.

 

[Keerock]

I came across a cheerleading group (or maybe it was a band or a swim team, I don't know) at lunch a few weeks ago. They all had on matching jackets with their name on it. One girl was named...............Allegra. Allegra!! like the allergy medication!

or the Italian word.

been around a long time- I grew up with a couple of them. unusual I guess... but named after the allergy medication? no.

What about the girl named Propecia?

 

[El Floppo]

I came across a cheerleading group (or maybe it was a band or a swim team, I don't know) at lunch a few weeks ago. They all had on matching jackets with their name on it. One girl was named...............Allegra. Allegra!! like the allergy medication!

or the Italian word.

been around a long time- I grew up with a couple of them. unusual I guess... but named after the allergy medication? no.

What about the girl named Propecia?

pretty sure that's Latin.

 

[jomar]

I came across a cheerleading group (or maybe it was a band or a swim team, I don't know) at lunch a few weeks ago. They all had on matching jackets with their name on it. One girl was named...............Allegra. Allegra!! like the allergy medication!

or the Italian word.

been around a long time- I grew up with a couple of them. unusual I guess... but named after the allergy medication? no.

She didn't look Italian

 

[the moops]

I wonder who here has the most eff'ed up name

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think you guys are way overreacting to the bullied in high school cause of their name thing. Look at the top baby name lists and you don't see many traditional Steve and Bob or Jane or Mary on there.

since my son was born 8 years ago, I've only met two boys named Michael.

There were 3 on my sons soccer team

 

[the moops]

I think you guys are way overreacting to the bullied in high school cause of their name thing. Look at the top baby name lists and you don't see many traditional Steve and Bob or Jane or Mary on there.

since my son was born 8 years ago, I've only met two boys named Michael.

There were 3 on my sons soccer team

yea, but how were they spelled?

 

[pecorino]

My infant daughter is Theodora. Is that acceptable nowadays? It's an old school Greek name and we will likely call her Thea for short.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

"Likely"??

 

[DallasDMac]

My infant daughter is Theodora. Is that acceptable nowadays? It's an old school Greek name and we will likely call her Thea for short.

Call her Dora while she's in the early grade school years. She'll be popular with the other kids. Likely won't last though. Unless she goes to school with a bunch of Greek kids.

 

[McGarnicle]

Also, "Booch".

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A kid in my son's preschool is named Huckleberry. Must be big Twain fans.

 

[Galileo]

A kid in my son's preschool is named Huckleberry. Must be big Twain fans.

or last name Hound?

 

[bakes]

A kid in my son's preschool is named Huckleberry. Must be big Twain fans.

or last name Hound?

Sister named Clementine?

 

[bakes]

friend just named his daughter "braille"

yes... like the ####### tactile writing method. neither is blind... nor is the child.

why?

"Dad, my boyfriend says my name is A A"

 

[Mister CIA]

My infant daughter is Theodora. Is that acceptable nowadays? It's an old school Greek name and we will likely call her Thea for short.

Generally I'm a fan of one or two syllable names, but I've got nothing bad to say about Theodora. I like.

ETA: Thea is great, and it's cool for your daughter to have Dora in her hip pocket.