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Coach Otis Midseason Freebie: Timothy Wright, TE <(^v^)> (1 Viewer)

Hoss Style said:
SameSongNDance said:
Your "freebie" is about a month too late and your shtick is about a decade too old.
Good shtick never gets old. I'll always be a fan of well written posts with a bit of humor to break the monotony of regular "Here's who I Like" threads.

In his newsletters he's dead serious, by the way. Almost somber.
Me too... you got a link to any?

 
Wright or Olsen rest of the season? PPR Wright has a pretty hard schedule rest of the way
Wright &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.. Olsen

 
Wright or Olsen rest of the season? PPR Wright has a pretty hard schedule rest of the way
Wright &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.. Olsen
So...

Wright &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.. Olsen

Wright &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Heath Miller

...which means...

Heath Miller&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;.. Olsen

So assuming it's something like; Graham&gt;&gt;&gt;Gronk&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Thomas&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Davis/Gates/Cameron/a few others including (maybe) your boy... you don't think much at all of Olsen.

Do you really feel that strongly about a rookie TE catching passes from a rookie QB on one of the worst teams in the NFL?

We're talking rookie of the year stuff, no?

 
Every midseason, the hawks fly out over the ocean, and we'll chum the water a bit, throw some snacks down to the sharks. This is it, fish. Feeding time.

Meet Timothy Wright. He's 6'4" and 235 lbs of pass-catching robo-player. The guy is a beast. An undrafted rookie out of Rutgers, now playing for his college coach, and he was moved from WR to TE in June.

He's become a favorite target of Glennon. In fact, he's top 10 in the league for TE targets over the past three games. And he's been cashing on those targets. Guy has hands like glue, and athleticism that's closer to a big WR than a stock NFL TE. What does that mean? Maybe he's not the guy who want run blocking for your NFL team, but he's a guy you'll definitely want pass catching for your fantasy team.

He's what Jermichael Finley was going to be, except a much more reliable version of Jermichael Finley. He's a big, athletic, way-too-good-at-receiver-to-be-TE type guy. He creates mismatches. He's tough to cover. He's tough to bring down. He caught his first TD last week -- the first of many he'll catch. He's going to be a solid play the rest of the season, and a wonderplay in dynasty formats.

The point? He's still below the radar. But in a few weeks he won't be. Open those gills and swim fast as you can to your Mega Zork Dyno Dork 1.22.3 MFL big money league waiver wire and scoop him up. Look like a genius in a few weeks when your're sitting around in front of the TV with your cousins over Thanksgiving weekend and they're all jaw-gaping over this guy wondering who the hell he is.

"He's Timothy Wright. And I've had him on my squad since week 9."

Swim deep, friends.

-Coach
He's been rostered in all my leagues for over a week.

thanks though. :moneybag:

 
Hey Coach, know everyone is slagging on you, but we true sharks know the best way to the $$$ is to play in leagues with their share of fishes too - leagues like ones where Robo-Wright still sits out there on the WW like a big chocolate fountain at a wedding reception.

But here's my question: In my auction league, despite giving 1/4 of my funds to charity at the start of the draft in true Otis fashion, I still wound up with Gonzalez AND Gronk at TE. Since it's start one plus a flex, who do ya recommend I cut loose to get this man-beast into my starting lineup right away?

I'll hang up and listen.

 
Is this where we all pat Otis on the back for making a call 3 weeks later than everybody else?
You mean the, "Wright&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Olsen" call?

No, jury still out on that on IMO.

 
GordonGekko said:
"He's Timothy Wright. "
Otis,

You need to do a shameless white boy rap song for Tim Wright.

For example -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7Oa1ELu0A

"Shake Ya Hawk Feather - Do It Wright Baby"

( Master Hawk O, featuring Jason Wood and Anthony "Trask Lite" Borbeley)

[intro: Birds screeching/Video Intro - Flash cuts of Hitchcock's The Birds]

[Hawk O (Woodless)]

Fantasy, yo, we do it for fun

Rotisserie, not the chicken, yo that, we just do it for fun

Props to my man so tight, Tim Wright

Hail to Rutgers, baby, we do it for fun

Fantasy Boys ( Mr Wright, Hawk O, Woodless, Trask Lite )

Fantasy, yo, we do it for fun (Put in your league constitution, baby)

Zero and Sixteen, back the moving trucks

Still a fantasy, we just do it for fun (haha)

Still getting paid, so stack them bucks

Fantasy, who can do it for fun (Come on now)

And my team played on (yea)

Just like (I believe you commish to this)

We do it for fun

If I see you in the playoffs,

In my rear view,

We do it for fun

[Hawk O]

Coach O Droppin' Dimes, the soundtrack

Let's Go

[Verse 1: Borbeley + (Hawk O)]

Come here Coach

Don't matter what your name is

Don't matter where you from

Turn around, still don't matter who you came with

Is that black I see or your momma have some xplainin'?

Rooney Rule will damn sure make it so you stay here ( Goodbye Shiano boy-o)

I'm still a sucker for cornrows, you know I never changed that (nah uh)

Your interview better shave them, son, where your brains at? (Come on)

I'm still the same cat when I was young still pretending I have black friends

But now I'm older hope they don't notice I got no black friends (that's right)

Here come another Coach (Wonderbread)

Unlike the right coach ( Hire a brother!)

Candy coated white guilt complex whoa!

Switching inequality just the other way, yo

Ya'll help me

Why don't cha

Please help me

8th bottle of Ranch Dressing this week and its only Tuesday

Drizzlin' it on all food, I love the taste, hey,

I like "equal opportunity" Coach ( Goodbye Shiano)

Unless your white and maybe Dominican

Or Hispanics and those poor drivin' Asians (Tough luck Norm Chow)

It's not reverse racism, my name is Borbeley, son

Did-Tony-Dungy-Try-Help-Toddy-Marinovich, yo, I can't tell

Everybody ignore the lily white FBG Staff from where I fell

Remember when black people do it, PC world, can't ring the racism bell

[braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus]

[Chorus]

[Hawk O] Amy Trask, let me see you go and take it

[borbeley] Girl, lost your job, go and take off

[Hawk O] Pack your trash, girl, you can even do it slow

[borbeley] My lib-e-ral view of equality means you gots to go

[Hawk O] First women NFL executive, where you want to go?

[borbeley] It's not like your black, I don't care where you go

[Hawk O] Al Davis 2.0 just took that ### to the floor

[borbeley] Rooney Rule is blacks only baby, when I see pigment I must do the lobby more

Shake ya Hawk feather, girl go and take it low like Shiano

[Hawk O] Bobo, tell me about the FBG Staff picnic, yo

[borbeley] Lots of mayo, no one is bring chorizio though

[Hawk O] Racism, can blacks take it where they want to go?

[borbeley] PC liberal world, only white can be racist, yo!

[Hawk O] White coaches like Shiano, just took your asses to the floor

[borbeley] Long as brothers gets whats they want, they won't threaten to sue no more!

Shake ya Hawk feather (Do it Wright, yo)

[Verse 2: Jason Wood + (Hawk O)]

Now potential subscribers, get down on the floor (on the floor)

Get that money honey act like you know (like you know)

You should subscribe to the FBG dance

Unless I don't agree with your stance (Uh hype Iggles yo)

Enter the door (Uh) take it low (Uh) and I'll push away subscribers though (Uh)

Mirrors, mirrors, you know I love that (I love that)

Now where them subscribers at? (Where them dollars at?)

It's Wright stuff, Hawk O, and Borbeley, can you love that? (#### uh ohhhhhh)

Come on, we got lost subscribers, yo player

From New York to the west coast, bad business ethics will stay here!

Baby you think football impressive, but your opinions aren't like mine

To know each other better, they gotta be like mine

Your views might be the best of the best, like the Fat Man, and

You got to love it when my logical fallacies gotta test us, test us

Even if you're a young Andy Reid, live, in living color

Look here papi, you're dead wrong for having views not like mine on

Triggers my insecurities way too strong (Run the ball, Andy, yo)

My pocket's full of dough and holes, shake your Hawk feathers till the morning

I'm driving away subscribers, Bryant and Dodds man somebody better warn them

[Chorus]

[bridge: Hawk O]

Oh no I heard Tim Wright be coming

Can't stop now ( Not on my face bro)

Got to continue my team running (yea)

Because we go party till them playoffs come on

And then my song stop, #### it, because my mad game is still on

[Verse 3: Hawk Mother F***in' O + ( Featuring Studio Only Verse W/ Sigmund Bloom)]

Yo, Wright's the big booty type

I like them thick with their football IQ right (Awe)

Banging BIG NICKEL D's and 4-3 MIKES when the time right (Naw)

He's not hard, got soft hands to handle that

Even from Freeman, he's a weak punk ### Thundercat

Glennon and Wright, they connect like Voltron

Collect touchdowns so much, those DBs will soon find work mowing lawns

Other tight ends, just can't match that

But I'm from Rutgers baby, fill the stadium seats despite a season of crap

I'm the only good thing Schiano brings (Wha...)

Because I be about TD's

Lock your wimmin' up, cause they want to have my babies ( It's not wrong, it's Wright)

Yo Luke Stocker, I took your cash, snaps and your honey (She's got a busted grill, so I rail it kind of funny...)

Man, Mikey G, don't lock on Vince J, I'm that damn hungry

Need more targets, see I'm starving like Marvin in a swirl

I've got sixteen weeks of dominance, cause surrounded by this trash, I'm a pearl

And one day if it's Bridgewater, we'll still pack up like Sammy and Dean Martin

And Luke "Soon To Be Grocery" Stocker, you can still do my valet parking (On da bench)

[Chorus]

[sigmund Bloom]

You can't go wrong, when you pick Wright, pick the Wright players, I say

You know me, being MIchael Rappaport 2.0 is my way

Just another white guy trying to sound black ( To fit in, to fit in, yo)

How street can I be when I know Lukes Hoth copilots was named Dack?

Even make my guests uncomfortable with the Bro-Dawg angle

Why won't anyone tell me, having a good product is it's own Wright wrangle?

[bridge: Hawk O]

Oh no I heard Tim Wright is coming

Can't stop now

Go to the waiver wire running (yea)

Because Hernando, Gronk, Finley and Pitta are done, left him some snap backs for the lights come on

And all your Hawklings, better heed my song, stop, #### it, because my mic still on (man)

[Outro: Hitchcock's The Birds, leave town, survivors left in awe of such power]

***

Good pickup is Damian Williams, WR Tennessee Titans. Moved up the depth chart to 3rd WR. Locker is back, Greene and CJ2K can't catch, Washington will stretch the field and Wright will spread the field horizontally. Took over both KR and PR duties from Reynauld. Facing Kellen Clemens and the Rams. Plenty of punt returns I see happening as the Titans had a very underrated D and Kellen Clemens is just a JAG. If your league rewards return yardage, it's PPR and Williams can supplement a few catches, he could have a very nice day for leagues where WR depth is very limited, esp on a BYE week.
Holy crap this was a lot of effort.

 
Oats, can you please recommend that everyone go trade for Peyton Manning?

I don't have him in any leagues and I'd like to see him come back to earth a little bit. TIA.

 
Wright was the 4th-most dropped player (39,165 drops) in NFL.com leagues this week.

Trailing only Mike James, Jake Locker and Arian Foster, each of whom are out for the season.

 

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