Otis,
You need to do a shameless white boy rap song for Tim Wright.
For example -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7Oa1ELu0A
"Shake Ya Hawk Feather - Do It Wright Baby"
( Master Hawk O, featuring Jason Wood and Anthony "Trask Lite" Borbeley)
[intro: Birds screeching/Video Intro - Flash cuts of Hitchcock's The Birds]
[Hawk O (Woodless)]
Fantasy, yo, we do it for fun
Rotisserie, not the chicken, yo that, we just do it for fun
Props to my man so tight, Tim Wright
Hail to Rutgers, baby, we do it for fun
Fantasy Boys ( Mr Wright, Hawk O, Woodless, Trask Lite )
Fantasy, yo, we do it for fun (Put in your league constitution, baby)
Zero and Sixteen, back the moving trucks
Still a fantasy, we just do it for fun (haha)
Still getting paid, so stack them bucks
Fantasy, who can do it for fun (Come on now)
And my team played on (yea)
Just like (I believe you commish to this)
We do it for fun
If I see you in the playoffs,
In my rear view,
We do it for fun
[Hawk O]
Coach O Droppin' Dimes, the soundtrack
Let's Go
[Verse 1: Borbeley + (Hawk O)]
Come here Coach
Don't matter what your name is
Don't matter where you from
Turn around, still don't matter who you came with
Is that black I see or your momma have some xplainin'?
Rooney Rule will damn sure make it so you stay here ( Goodbye Shiano boy-o)
I'm still a sucker for cornrows, you know I never changed that (nah uh)
Your interview better shave them, son, where your brains at? (Come on)
I'm still the same cat when I was young still pretending I have black friends
But now I'm older hope they don't notice I got no black friends (that's right)
Here come another Coach (Wonderbread)
Unlike the right coach ( Hire a brother!)
Candy coated white guilt complex whoa!
Switching inequality just the other way, yo
Ya'll help me
Why don't cha
Please help me
8th bottle of Ranch Dressing this week and its only Tuesday
Drizzlin' it on all food, I love the taste, hey,
I like "equal opportunity" Coach ( Goodbye Shiano)
Unless your white and maybe Dominican
Or Hispanics and those poor drivin' Asians (Tough luck Norm Chow)
It's not reverse racism, my name is Borbeley, son
Did-Tony-Dungy-Try-Help-Toddy-Marinovich, yo, I can't tell
Everybody ignore the lily white FBG Staff from where I fell
Remember when black people do it, PC world, can't ring the racism bell
[braves tomahawk chop done in background of Chorus]
[Chorus]
[Hawk O] Amy Trask, let me see you go and take it
[borbeley] Girl, lost your job, go and take off
[Hawk O] Pack your trash, girl, you can even do it slow
[borbeley] My lib-e-ral view of equality means you gots to go
[Hawk O] First women NFL executive, where you want to go?
[borbeley] It's not like your black, I don't care where you go
[Hawk O] Al Davis 2.0 just took that ### to the floor
[borbeley] Rooney Rule is blacks only baby, when I see pigment I must do the lobby more
Shake ya Hawk feather, girl go and take it low like Shiano
[Hawk O] Bobo, tell me about the FBG Staff picnic, yo
[borbeley] Lots of mayo, no one is bring chorizio though
[Hawk O] Racism, can blacks take it where they want to go?
[borbeley] PC liberal world, only white can be racist, yo!
[Hawk O] White coaches like Shiano, just took your asses to the floor
[borbeley] Long as brothers gets whats they want, they won't threaten to sue no more!
Shake ya Hawk feather (Do it Wright, yo)
[Verse 2: Jason Wood + (Hawk O)]
Now potential subscribers, get down on the floor (on the floor)
Get that money honey act like you know (like you know)
You should subscribe to the FBG dance
Unless I don't agree with your stance (Uh hype Iggles yo)
Enter the door (Uh) take it low (Uh) and I'll push away subscribers though (Uh)
Mirrors, mirrors, you know I love that (I love that)
Now where them subscribers at? (Where them dollars at?)
It's Wright stuff, Hawk O, and Borbeley, can you love that? (#### uh ohhhhhh)
Come on, we got lost subscribers, yo player
From New York to the west coast, bad business ethics will stay here!
Baby you think football impressive, but your opinions aren't like mine
To know each other better, they gotta be like mine
Your views might be the best of the best, like the Fat Man, and
You got to love it when my logical fallacies gotta test us, test us
Even if you're a young Andy Reid, live, in living color
Look here papi, you're dead wrong for having views not like mine on
Triggers my insecurities way too strong (Run the ball, Andy, yo)
My pocket's full of dough and holes, shake your Hawk feathers till the morning
I'm driving away subscribers, Bryant and Dodds man somebody better warn them
[Chorus]
[bridge: Hawk O]
Oh no I heard Tim Wright be coming
Can't stop now ( Not on my face bro)
Got to continue my team running (yea)
Because we go party till them playoffs come on
And then my song stop, #### it, because my mad game is still on
[Verse 3: Hawk Mother F***in' O + ( Featuring Studio Only Verse W/ Sigmund Bloom)]
Yo, Wright's the big booty type
I like them thick with their football IQ right (Awe)
Banging BIG NICKEL D's and 4-3 MIKES when the time right (Naw)
He's not hard, got soft hands to handle that
Even from Freeman, he's a weak punk ### Thundercat
Glennon and Wright, they connect like Voltron
Collect touchdowns so much, those DBs will soon find work mowing lawns
Other tight ends, just can't match that
But I'm from Rutgers baby, fill the stadium seats despite a season of crap
I'm the only good thing Schiano brings (Wha...)
Because I be about TD's
Lock your wimmin' up, cause they want to have my babies ( It's not wrong, it's Wright)
Yo Luke Stocker, I took your cash, snaps and your honey (She's got a busted grill, so I rail it kind of funny...)
Man, Mikey G, don't lock on Vince J, I'm that damn hungry
Need more targets, see I'm starving like Marvin in a swirl
I've got sixteen weeks of dominance, cause surrounded by this trash, I'm a pearl
And one day if it's Bridgewater, we'll still pack up like Sammy and Dean Martin
And Luke "Soon To Be Grocery" Stocker, you can still do my valet parking (On da bench)
[Chorus]
[sigmund Bloom]
You can't go wrong, when you pick Wright, pick the Wright players, I say
You know me, being MIchael Rappaport 2.0 is my way
Just another white guy trying to sound black ( To fit in, to fit in, yo)
How street can I be when I know Lukes Hoth copilots was named Dack?
Even make my guests uncomfortable with the Bro-Dawg angle
Why won't anyone tell me, having a good product is it's own Wright wrangle?
[bridge: Hawk O]
Oh no I heard Tim Wright is coming
Can't stop now
Go to the waiver wire running (yea)
Because Hernando, Gronk, Finley and Pitta are done, left him some snap backs for the lights come on
And all your Hawklings, better heed my song, stop, #### it, because my mic still on (man)
[Outro: Hitchcock's The Birds, leave town, survivors left in awe of such power]
***
Good pickup is Damian Williams, WR Tennessee Titans. Moved up the depth chart to 3rd WR. Locker is back, Greene and CJ2K can't catch, Washington will stretch the field and Wright will spread the field horizontally. Took over both KR and PR duties from Reynauld. Facing Kellen Clemens and the Rams. Plenty of punt returns I see happening as the Titans had a very underrated D and Kellen Clemens is just a JAG. If your league rewards return yardage, it's PPR and Williams can supplement a few catches, he could have a very nice day for leagues where WR depth is very limited, esp on a BYE week.