College QB General Booty, UL Monroe (2 Viewers)

[massraider]

Juco transfer QB General Booty has enrolled at OU.

Lord, please let him be good

 

[massraider]

Also, Lord, if he had a younger brother, Major, who is a phenom TE, that would be aces. 

 

[JohnnyU]

My guess is that if he ever joined the military there would be some awkward moments.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

As far as football names go I give General Booty 5 stars. 

 

[habsfan]

So when an NFL GM phones him during the draft, is that a Booty Call?

 

[JoeJoe88]

I’ve never clicked on a thread so fast before. 

 

[heckmanm]

Soundtrack for his highlight reel

 

[massraider]

Soundtrack for his highlight reel

When he takes the job over:

BOOTY TIME

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Juco transfer QB  General Booty has enrolled at OU.

Lord, please let him be good

Or at least have a butt fumble.

 

[wgoldsph]

Who names their kid "General"?  You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General?  That's straight up child abuse.  And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

 

[Snoopy]

So when an NFL GM phones him during the draft, is that a Booty Call?

There was a QB named John David Booty drafted by the Vikings in 2008.

 

[Snoopy]

Who names their kid "General"?  You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General?  That's straight up child abuse.  And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

Outranking Major Applewhite of the rival Longhorns around the turn of the century?

 

[TLEF316]

There was a QB named John David Booty drafted by the Vikings in 2008.

His uncle

 

[nittanylion]

Who names their kid "General"?  You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General?  That's straight up child abuse.  And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

Now imagine if they were big Tupac fans, and had gone with 'Shakur'?

 

[heckmanm]

There was a QB named John David Booty drafted by the Vikings in 2008.

His uncle

John David's brother Josh played QB at LSU and was drafter by the Seahawks in 2001

Also John Fitzgerald Booty was a DB out of TCU drafted in 1988

This is the extent to which I will risk googling "NFL Booty" on my work laptop.

 

[rockaction]

"Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?" 

 

[menobrown]

Who names their kid "General"?  You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General?  That's straight up child abuse.  And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

I had to look this up just now and he said his parents are big fans of the military.

He should just be glad his parents went with General instead of Private or Major, that would have been child abuse.

 

[Skipdog77]

At least they didn't name him L'argesse.  

 

[Dacomish]

My guess is that if he ever joined the military there would be some awkward moments.

I spent 20+ years in and saw some awesome ones:

Major Beaver (It is a woman btw)

Sgt Major

Capt Nutter (he was a doctor so Doctor Nutter...he worked in the mental health clinic)

 

[Dacomish]

Who names their kid "General"?  You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General?  That's straight up child abuse.  And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

I grew up with a kid who's last name was Schmuck.....and they named him Charles....that poor kid got it non-stop. 

 

[Dreamer]

"Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?" 

"Well, I think it's booty."

 

[Birdie048]

I grew up with a kid who's last name was Schmuck.....and they named him Charles....that poor kid got it non-stop. 

I know the feeling ....  kid in Middle School Richard Koch ....  he went by Dickie since his Granma "loved how it sounded"

 

[Twenty-Four Eighty-Four]

I know the feeling ....  kid in Middle School Richard Koch ....  he went by Dickie since his Granma "loved how it sounded"

I bet she did.

 

[massraider]

Arch Manning's first college start tonight.

Who's he playing?

GENERAL BOOTY

 

[Mingooch]

Havent been paying attention to Booty, any good? or just as*.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Is this a real name or something from an SNL sketch?

 

[farfromforgotten]

His middle name is Maximus.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Juco transfer QB General Booty has enrolled at OU.

Lord, please let him be good

Did you see Grammatica’s kid booted a 57 yarder today?

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Somehow managed to not hurt himself celebrating, too!

 

[Chaka]

His middle name is Maximus.

Please tell me this is true.

 

[Faust]

What is General Booty's real name? The story of how ULM QB got his unique full name

 

[Faust]

Arch Manning's first college start tonight.

Who's he playing?

GENERAL BOOTY

Arch Manning vs. General Booty: The quarterback matchup we didn't know we needed

 

[Faust]

Oklahoma signed a QB named General Booty and the internet fell in love with his incredible name

His full name is General Axel Booty, which is just very good, too. His dad, Abram, has long been fascinated with the military and that’s why he named his son General. General Booty.

 

[habsfan]

Who names their kid "General"? You already know he's going to be picked on because his name is Booty, but then you double down and name him General? That's straight up child abuse. And we're all the more fortunate because of it.

Could be worse. Ask his brother Sirius.

 

[massraider]

His middle name is Maximus.

Please tell me this is true.

His sisters, Judy and Tootie, told me this is not true.

 

[Chaka]

His middle name is Maximus.

Please tell me this is true.

His sisters, Judy and Tootie, told me this is not true.

and

 

[wgoldsph]

His middle name is Maximus.

Please tell me this is true.

His sisters, Judy and Tootie, told me this is not true.