Conundrums, Puzzles, Logic Problems (1 Viewer)

[McJose]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of

the sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

 

[GTBilly]

If you are a male, born in the US and protestant what can you never ever ever grab with your right hand????

Your right hand.

No, you could wrap your fingers around the palm and other fingers.

 

[GTBilly]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all ofthe sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

So????

 

[McJose]

If you are a male, born in the US and protestant what can you never ever ever grab with your right hand????

Your right hand.

No, you could wrap your fingers around the palm and other fingers.

The moon, a star, a unicorn's horn...

 

[McJose]

Someone sent me the answer: "Your right elbow dummy"

I don't think I own a right elbow dummy.

 

[GTBilly]

If you are a male, born in the US and protestant what can you never ever ever grab with your right hand????

Your right hand.

No, you could wrap your fingers around the palm and other fingers.

The moon, a star, a unicorn's horn...

Unless you believe the conspiracy theorists some of the folks that landed on the moon could have grabbed it. With the right protective equipment you could grab a star. A unicorn horn well let's try to stick to things that exist.

 

[GTBilly]

Someone sent me the answer: "Your right elbow dummy"I don't think I own a right elbow dummy.

After the unicorn horn comment you definitely own a right elbow dummy lol.

 

[Pick]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Egg?

CORRECT!!!

 

[GTBilly]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Egg?

CORRECT!!!

What thing that hatches from an egg goes from goo to hatching in 3 days?

 

[GTBilly]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

 

[Pick]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

 

[Pick]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Egg?

CORRECT!!!

What thing that hatches from an egg goes from goo to hatching in 3 days?

Who says it was freshly-laid?

 

[GTBilly]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

NONE

 

[bostonfred]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Ozymandias?

 

[Pick]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

NONE

 

[bostonfred]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

None

 

[Pick]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

A puffer fish.

 

[GTBilly]

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Egg?

CORRECT!!!

What thing that hatches from an egg goes from goo to hatching in 3 days?

Who says it was freshly-laid?

Goo as in yolk and albumin. Theoretically there would be some form of meat or limbs inside the egg 3 days before it hatches.

 

[bostonfred]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

Smoke, or antisanta

 

[GTBilly]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

A puffer fish.

No but half points for having a guess that is in the right direction.

 

[Pick]

Goo as in yolk and albumin. Theoretically there would be some form of meat or limbs inside the egg 3 days before it hatches.

Depends on what laid it.

 

[GTBilly]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

Smoke, or antisanta

Sorry, Please Play Again.

 

[bostonfred]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all ofthe sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Are you a psycho?

 

[GTBilly]

Goo as in yolk and albumin. Theoretically there would be some form of meat or limbs inside the egg 3 days before it hatches.

Depends on what laid it.

That's what I am asking. What laid it? I understand that it is just a riddle but is there something that gestates that quickly?

 

[GTBilly]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all ofthe sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Please expand on this or share what you would like us to do with this information.

 

[Chunky Soup]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

NONE

...why is there necessarily no dirt?

 

[Pick]

Goo as in yolk and albumin. Theoretically there would be some form of meat or limbs inside the egg 3 days before it hatches.

Depends on what laid it.

That's what I am asking. What laid it? I understand that it is just a riddle but is there something that gestates that quickly?

It could be one of those eggs from Aliens.

 

[McJose]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all ofthe sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Please expand on this or share what you would like us to do with this information.

You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar.

 

[GTBilly]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all ofthe sudden you look down. You look down and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

Purple

 

[Pick]

What goes up a chimney down but CANNOT go down a chimney up?

A puffer fish.

No but half points for having a guess that is in the right direction.

Animal?

 

[GTBilly]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

NONE

...why is there necessarily no dirt?

If there was anything in it, it ceases to be a hole.

 

[Pick]

A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and its a cold chilly day. How did he die?

I don't know the answer to this one.

 

[McJose]

A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and its a cold chilly day. How did he die?I don't know the answer to this one.

Stabbed with an icicle

 

[Chunky Soup]

How much dirt is in a hole that is 3 ft deep, and 6 inches in diameter?

NONE

...why is there necessarily no dirt?

If there was anything in it, it ceases to be a hole.

I kind of thought that's where this was going but I don't think it's really true. Say you dig a hole 3ft x 6" diameter, and sprinkle some dirt in there -- is it not a hole measuring 3ft x 6" with some dirt?

 

[Chunky Soup]

Also, if you dug the hole in something like a large block of wood and filled it up with dirt (even all the way) you wouldn't say that the wood has a hole in it?

 

[GTBilly]

No it is a hole EVER SO SLIGHTLY smaller than 3ftx6".

 

[Chunky Soup]

Actually, I seriously want to know the answer to this because the question of hole/aperture came up at work.

 

[GTBilly]

A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and its a cold chilly day. How did he die?I don't know the answer to this one.

Stabbed with an icicle

DING DING DING this is correct. The assailant then opened the window and crawled out. The icicle also melted into water.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and its a cold chilly day. How did he die?I don't know the answer to this one.

Was he wearing AIDSpants?

 

[GTBilly]

Also, if you dug the hole in something like a large block of wood and filled it up with dirt (even all the way) you wouldn't say that the wood has a hole in it?

TECHNICALLY it no longer has a hole in it because you filled the hole with something.

 

[Pick]

A guy is laying dead on a bed and next to him is a glass of ice cold bloody water. The window is open and its a cold chilly day. How did he die?I don't know the answer to this one.

Stabbed with an icicle

DING DING DING this is correct. The assailant then opened the window and crawled out. The icicle also melted into water.

Good way to kill someone. No fingerprints and no weapon.

 

[FUBAR]

Also, if you dug the hole in something like a large block of wood and filled it up with dirt (even all the way) you wouldn't say that the wood has a hole in it?

TECHNICALLY it no longer has a hole in it because you filled the hole with something.

Is my butt hole no longer a butt hole when I'm pooping?

 

[Pick]

Also, if you dug the hole in something like a large block of wood and filled it up with dirt (even all the way) you wouldn't say that the wood has a hole in it?

TECHNICALLY it no longer has a hole in it because you filled the hole with something.

So a vag is sometimes not a vag?

 

[Chunky Soup]

Previous two hole questions are excellent.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Also, if you dug the hole in something like a large block of wood and filled it up with dirt (even all the way) you wouldn't say that the wood has a hole in it?

TECHNICALLY it no longer has a hole in it because you filled the hole with something.

Is my butt hole no longer a butt hole when I'm pooping?

No - because you are full of ####

 

[GTBilly]

My grandmother hasn't slept a day since before Christmas. Explain.

 

[GTBilly]

To both hole examples TECHNICALLY THEY ARE FILLED SO THEY ARE NOT HOLES AT THAT MOMENT.

 

[bostonfred]

My grandmother hasn't slept a day since before Christmas. Explain.

She sleeps at night?

 

[McJose]

You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The

entree consists of boiled dog.

 

[bostonfred]

You're watching a stage play. A banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. Theentree consists of boiled dog.

Are you in the US?