Glad to see this guy is banned. I used to lifeguard in my younger days and something about pools (especially indoor pools) brings out some of the weirdest of society.
Outdoor Pool Issues:
-Kids pooping on the diving board. Never saw the actual act, but sure enough, like once or twice every summer, there would be a steamer that fell out of someone's suit just sitting on the board.
-Someone used to poop on the floor directly in front of the toilet. WTF, why?!?!?
-There was a guy who sat on a hill near the pool, looked into the pool with binoculars, and dropped trough and treated his body as an amusement park. We called the cops, they got him before he finished. Marched him to the squad car cuffed with his shorts still around his ankles.
Indoor Pool Issues:
-Several couples doing it in the hot tub. Often arrived separately and left separately. Assumed married folks using the public hot tub as the spot to cheat.
-This one dude with a tattoo of an eagle holding a swastika in his talons used to spend an hour in the hot tub, facing outwards and clearly lined up with the jet, just staring at people. We couldn't do anything about it, he broke no rules, never said a word. Just starred at people while hot water blasted up on his junk.
-Another dude used to go in the sauna nude with an empty cup. He'd stay in there an hour collecting his sweat, and then he'd drink it. Again, nothing we could do about that, wasn't against the rules. Possibly the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed. He was there doing this pretty much every day. Staff called him "Sauna Man".