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Wait, there are people who don't have HPV?
I think he would notice two other dudes in the bedroom.If you think a girl you met online who likes toys and sex is not getting nailed by at least two other dudes on the regular than I don't know what to say...
Maybe he didn't care.I think he would notice two other dudes in the bedroom.If you think a girl you met online who likes toys and sex is not getting nailed by at least two other dudes on the regular than I don't know what to say...
And if you want all six to look alike, you can PM johnnycakes for details on how to set that up.My advice is you need 3 more so you have a different one for 6 days a week. Then you get your day of rest to go to confession to see if the schtick plays the same with the Father as it does with FBGs.
He thought they were the camera crew.I think he would notice two other dudes in the bedroom.If you think a girl you met online who likes toys and sex is not getting nailed by at least two other dudes on the regular than I don't know what to say...
If you play it right?If you're not committed to any of them then do whatever you want. My only advice would be don't give them all of your attention. The rest of your life can get screwed just being a walking, talking dildo. Ignore text, call ect.. And keep them on schedule.
If they find out about each other then so what. Woman actually get competitive in these kinds of situations and will try harder to lock you down if you play it right.
Yeah, you know, hide your child porn collection well, only commit arson when she's not looking, avoid wearing the Ronald McDonald outfit, etc. Play it right.If you play it right?If you're not committed to any of them then do whatever you want. My only advice would be don't give them all of your attention. The rest of your life can get screwed just being a walking, talking dildo. Ignore text, call ect.. And keep them on schedule.
If they find out about each other then so what. Woman actually get competitive in these kinds of situations and will try harder to lock you down if you play it right.
Some people enjoy sex. Even (or especially) adult women who have their #### together.A woman who has her #### together and gives you a handy isn't banging some other guy.That's the truth, but we haven't discussed being only together. For all I know she is with some other guy too. Until that discussion I say I'm free to have some fun. It's just if I want to or not really. I honestly can't decide.The girl you take home to your parents never wants to be with someone who's sexually active with someone other than her at the same time.
Don't be a jerk.
Not really. He's not in a committed relationship with any of these women. Keep banging away until you commit to #1.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
In your experience, do people who are having casual sex give hjs? I feel like that's a big hint.Some people enjoy sex. Even (or especially) adult women who have their #### together.A woman who has her #### together and gives you a handy isn't banging some other guy.That's the truth, but we haven't discussed being only together. For all I know she is with some other guy too. Until that discussion I say I'm free to have some fun. It's just if I want to or not really. I honestly can't decide.The girl you take home to your parents never wants to be with someone who's sexually active with someone other than her at the same time.
Don't be a jerk.
There's no telling what she's doing. OP barely knows her.
Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Too late; married.All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Or, you know, bang them both until one pushes for a commitment.#3 loves teh sechs AND is getting her Master's degree? Even if she is a bartender now, she sounds like she has more long term potential than the nurse. Gotta at least give that one a shot....so to speak.
Not too late; massage therapistToo late; married.All the more reason to know that while condoms can lower the risk of infection, they're significantly less effective against HPV than, say, HIV.Nah, I just assume I have it.Haven't read up on HPV much, have you?Or how you have a ton of fun.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's also not 1960. Protection is possible.
Just another thing for chicks to complain about, mostly.What's HPV? This some new hipster thing?
Yup. More to the point, if I'm single and in my thirties the last thing im doing is stonewalling anything higher than a 6 that wants to sleep with me.The reality is: you will be sad when you find out that all 3 of them have been nailing dudes left and right. And you can count on the bartender to not even have the courtesy to wash after the first dude dashes out.
I'm not sure I see the problem. Sounds like dating but with less sex.
why would that make him sad?The reality is: you will be sad when you find out that all 3 of them have been nailing dudes left and right. And you can count on the bartender to not even have the courtesy to wash after the first dude dashes out.
don't get married again.Lol thanks for all the advice guys. The responses have been funny, kinda what I thought, and some have actually helped. I'm seriously in this situation and I know this site has had its handful of stories that are fishing trips. This isn't one of them.
I think I'm going to continue pursuing all of them, have my fun, and see if anything develops with any of them. Maybe they all end up crazy and I end up with 3 different girls in a couple months. I know you guys won't believe it, but that's exactly what happened to me back in late July. I was seeing 3 other girls. 2 cut if off with me and the other one I cut it off. 3 girls to 0 girls in 1 week. I'm hoping this plays out a little different.
Not sure I want to get married again soon. I do want to find something meaningful again, but fun sounds good right now too.
Yeah. Not much here.So if my accounting is correct, you've been out with these girls for a grand total of 10 or fewer times, you've at most reached third base, and you're not apparently steady with any of them.What the heck should I do? Long story short here. I was married for 8 years, my wife decided she needed a different **** in her life so she went out and ruined a 9 year relationship. Fast forward 1.5 years later and I'm single, with a 5 year old that I have shared custody of and I'm seeing 3 girls at once.
#1 is a Nurse. Makes good money, nice body, a couple years younger, probably the girl you take home to your family and they say good job son. This girl has a house, independent, has it together, and we have everything in common. Been out nearly 6 times, screwed around nicely last time, and next I'll be circling the bases
#2 is a college intern at work. She is an older intern. 28 and I'm 34. She is a quirky type of girl, we get along, and she is extremely into me. I'm attracted to her and would probably jump her bones if she went for it. We've been out twice now.
#3 is a bartender that lives an hour away that I met online. We hit it off over text and started getting extremely sexual and fast. She is the kind of girl that every guy wants. We've been out once. I took off work on a Friday, we went to brewery, then back to her place and banged the afternoon away. Got up, showered, had dinner, and banged the night away. Woke up and went home. She is fun, had a huge rack, like toys, and isn't afraid to get dirty. She is fun and hell we get along pretty great and have a ton in common too.
I'm confused as hell because while I haven't told any of the girls about the others I'm pretty sure they each be upset if they knew I was going at it with one the night before and then doing it with them the next night. It's a great problem to have and way different than married life. I'm just unsure I'm morally correct in having this adventure.
In some respects I don't care. In some I actually have feelings for these girls and don't want to risk losing all 3 of them when they figure out what is going on.
Help!
You're not seeking advice, you're bragging, or attempting to at least but it's way premature. Enjoy your strange, but stop pretending you're not just seeking attention.
Casually banging any girl under 30 is how you get HPV.Casually banging a bartender who lives an hour away is how you get HPV.Bartender is the hottest and appears to be gainfully employed (i.e., she may very well be a quality woman). If OP is not looking to get serious or exclusive with anyone, seems to me that being an hour away is a positive, rather than a negative.Yeah this is pretty much spot on.Don't have sex with interns at work.
Don't get into a relationship with a bartender who lives an hour away.
Stop screwing around with other women while you're dating a really quality woman who has her #### together.
It's some work, but he's going to have one magical day where, at various points in the day, he will sleep with all three of these girls. It'll happen too when he least expects it. Sure, it'll all probably end in a mess, but that day will be something he will remember for the rest of his life.I have a hard time juggling 3 tabs of p0rn when I'm spanking it.
Sex always ends in a mess.It's some work, but he's going to have one magical day where, at various points in the day, he will sleep with all three of these girls. It'll happen too when he least expects it. Sure, it'll all probably end in a mess, but that day will be something he will remember for the rest of his life.I have a hard time juggling 3 tabs of p0rn when I'm spanking it.
It's like HOV but one letter different, and you definitely don't want to be caught driving in it.What's HPV? This some new hipster thing?
Fun to play but stay away.Why the hatred in here for bartenders?
You misspelled cry.Sex always ends in a mess.It's some work, but he's going to have one magical day where, at various points in the day, he will sleep with all three of these girls. It'll happen too when he least expects it. Sure, it'll all probably end in a mess, but that day will be something he will remember for the rest of his life.I have a hard time juggling 3 tabs of p0rn when I'm spanking it.