Daughter has a boy coming over today (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

Making empty threats does not seem like a smart strategy to me.

I think your humor sensor needs adjusted.

 

[IrishTwinkie]

Making empty threats does not seem like a smart strategy to me.

Who says its empty?

Besides, my daughter is free to date anyone she wants.

When she is 50.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Take down any medical posters of vaginas in your house.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Take down any medical posters of vaginas in your house.

You’re joking, but perhaps you’re right.

wife does muscular therapy type stuff and we do have a variety of anatomy posters and models.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Did you ever visit your girlfriends house? You don’t know the rules? 

Buddy, I don’t remember and honestly the rules were the last thing on my mind at that age.  Honestly feel like I was pretty much only interested in situations that were unsupervised.

 

[Henry Ford]

She gets rules.  Not in her room, or door always open, and all that Jazz. 

He doesn't get rules. Make sure she understands that and explains it all to him. He’s not your kid. 

He gets laws.  About assault, battery, and the like.  And if he breaks them, he’s in your house and you will stand your ground as the law allows in defense of your family.  

 

[Beef Ravioli]

Buddy, I don’t remember and honestly the rules were the last thing on my mind at that age.  Honestly feel like I was pretty much only interested in situations that were unsupervised.

So just imagine what he’s thinking. You better replace those anatomy charts with a list of ground rules.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Only read the thread title.  Congrats on your new grandkid.

 

[Kanil]

update?

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Next time someone here or in the PSF accuses this board of being a far left extreme liberal echo chamber, just send them the link to this thread. 

 

[ffmail4me]

I got several years before I have to deal with this crap (Thank God) but when the time comes, I'm simply going to tell the boys that come over 3 truths.  I have a gun, I have a backhoe, and I have 100+ acres where I can bury you and no one will ever find you if you disrespect my daughters. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I got several years before I have to deal with this crap (Thank God) but when the time comes, I'm simply going to tell the boys that come over 3 truths.  I have a gun, I have a backhoe, and I have 100+ acres where I can bury you and no one will ever find you if you disrespect by daughters. 

I hope you enjoy taking care of them until you die.

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

Has anyone suggested doing the scene from Bad Boys? If not, it's a must.

Sean Penn Bad Boys? I’m picturing that scene where he loads up a pillow case with a bunch of full soda cans. 

 

[Van Dyman]

Sean Penn Bad Boys? I’m picturing that scene where he loads up a pillow case with a bunch of full soda cans. 

Loved that movie and that scene.

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

Loved that movie and that scene.

It’s a great movie!!

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

SMH, Will Smith & Martin Lawrence...

Man, you're missing out!  Sean Penn movie is way better, imo.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Sean Penn Bad Boys? I’m picturing that scene where he loads up a pillow case with a bunch of full soda cans. 

Dude he beat with pillow case sodas

https://goo.gl/images/yw1Mdn

Better known for https://goo.gl/images/9Qm9ZH

 

[Osaurus]

Dude he beat with pillow case sodas

https://goo.gl/images/yw1Mdn

Better known for https://goo.gl/images/9Qm9ZH

This is the correct answer

 

[Jayrod]

I am so glad my daughter has already chosen to be celibate for the rest of her life at the age of eight. She's very mature for her age.