Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)

[PoolShark]

By proxy:

With their 6th rd selection of the Deadly Animal Draft, Team Poolshark/SonnyLubick take...

Bubo Bubo...also known as the...

The Eruasian Eagle Owl!

This is not your local barn owl, friends.

While many here have gone with the easy selection of largest birds ...what's been lost in that practice is the cunning, marksmanship and elusiveness of the wise, old Owl.

Scavengers of a feather will flock together, but the Owl sits atop the predatory bird food chain...a HUNTER, in the purest sense. Yes, eagles, he will hunt you down, too...by air, if necessary.

Foxes, look out...you are on this LARGE OWL'S menu. And deer, hide your fawn...or Bubo Bubo will snatch them from the fields. Oh yes, he will...documented.

Lastly, please note that the Owl's nocturnal ways were also a consideration when making this shrewd pick...as the rest of our bloodthirsty team sleeps, the Owl will have his radar on, wary of sneak attacks ...or late night snacks.

Good night, Bubo Bubo!...and WELCOME!

Bubo, etc.

:rotflmao: I have this picture of the owl attacking Wolverine while he is sleeping. The owl is clawing away, trying desparetly to kill the formitable beast. After hours of work, the Owl takes a break, since he hasnt even woken Wolverine.

Thanks for handling our pick Commish. As would be the norm, I got into the thread 10 minutes too late to do it myself, and now won't be up again for a while.As to JAA's fairy tale here, I think supporting links to said pic should be required if one is going to publicly slander an opposing beast.

Must be a pretty large set of pics to cover the "hours" that passed during this attack.

Be back in a bit, dinner...

 

[cosjobs]

Am I up?

Yes, go.I thought labs were supposed to be smart. I guess the nuances of a serpentine draft still baffle them.

 

[JAA]

By proxy:

With their 6th rd selection of the Deadly Animal Draft, Team Poolshark/SonnyLubick take...

Bubo Bubo...also known as the...

The Eruasian Eagle Owl!

This is not your local barn owl, friends.

While many here have gone with the easy selection of largest birds ...what's been lost in that practice is the cunning, marksmanship and elusiveness of the wise, old Owl.

Scavengers of a feather will flock together, but the Owl sits atop the predatory bird food chain...a HUNTER, in the purest sense. Yes, eagles, he will hunt you down, too...by air, if necessary.

Foxes, look out...you are on this LARGE OWL'S menu. And deer, hide your fawn...or Bubo Bubo will snatch them from the fields. Oh yes, he will...documented.

Lastly, please note that the Owl's nocturnal ways were also a consideration when making this shrewd pick...as the rest of our bloodthirsty team sleeps, the Owl will have his radar on, wary of sneak attacks ...or late night snacks.

Good night, Bubo Bubo!...and WELCOME!

Bubo, etc.

:rotflmao: I have this picture of the owl attacking Wolverine while he is sleeping. The owl is clawing away, trying desparetly to kill the formitable beast. After hours of work, the Owl takes a break, since he hasnt even woken Wolverine.

Thanks for handling our pick Commish. As would be the norm, I got into the thread 10 minutes too late to do it myself, and now won't be up again for a while.As to JAA's fairy tale here, I think supporting links to said pic should be required if one is going to publicly slander an opposing beast.

Must be a pretty large set of pics to cover the "hours" that passed during this attack.

Be back in a bit, dinner...

Does that mean you need to provide a pick of your Owl defeating its victims for us to believe it? It just so happens my Wolverine is that much of a kickass steathly mutha that there are only a few pictures ever taken. Most of the time, the people come across a camera and a little bit of blood. I tell ya what, I dont see myself trying to photograph one.JAA

 

[JAA]

With the 15th pick in the 6th round of the 2003 DAD, the Kovax franchise selects the:

Northern Lynx

Common Names:

Genus: Felis

Species: lynx

Family: Felidae Order: Carnivora Class: Mammalia

All I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"JAA

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft. "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such. Well, forget it. How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities? I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus. Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me. Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata. It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

 

[cosjobs]

With the 15th pick in the 6th round of the 2003 DAD, the Kovax franchise selects the:Northern LynxCommon Names:Genus: FelisSpecies: lynxAll I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"JAA

Hmmm,Another lynx link with Disturbing AudioThe lynx defends itself by scratching, biting, and climbing trees to escape. Evidently he drafted my little sister.

 

[JAA]

With the 15th pick in the 6th round of the 2003 DAD, the Kovax franchise selects the:Northern LynxCommon Names:Genus: FelisSpecies: lynxAll I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"JAA

Hmmm,Another lynx link with Disturbing AudioThe lynx defends itself by scratching, biting, and climbing trees to escape. Evidently he drafted my little sister.

Interestesting PROPAGANDA you are distributing. You are looking for it I assume, you need to read the truth like

Lynx stalk their prey and then ambush it (they are not very fast runners). They can leap up to 10 feet (3 m). Lynx can often kill their prey in one powerful bite.

 

[JAA]

Another lynx link with Disturbing Audio

WOW! That is a sweet ### battle cry. I bet people really dont get a chance to hear all of it cause the Lynx is like badass messin them up before the even hear themThat is a kickass messed up scowl!JAA

 

[cosjobs]

With the 15th pick in the 6th round of the 2003 DAD, the Kovax franchise selects the:Northern LynxCommon Names:Genus: FelisSpecies: lynxAll I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"JAA

Hmmm,Another lynx link with Disturbing AudioThe lynx defends itself by scratching, biting, and climbing trees to escape. Evidently he drafted my little sister.

Interestesting PROPAGANDA you are distributing. You are looking for it I assume, you need to read the truth like

Commish simply dissemates things he finds interesting. Are you objecting to the audio? No one else even GOT that for the entire draft. Malcontents

 

[JZilla]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft.  "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such.  Well, forget it.  How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities?  I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus.  Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me.  Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata.  It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

Hmmm. Well to avoid any complications, I guess I'll just sic my big octopus on your little octopus and be done with it.

 

[gorf]

All I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"

did something shrink its head?

 

[JAA]

I dont know about you, but I think this Lynx smells a MONKEY dinner!!!

 

[NCCommish]

This is even betterThis could go head to head with the finger monkey.

As if. FINGERMONKEY! will beat that thing like a drum and not break a sweat. Have you read his posts? Thats one po'd monkey.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Just for clarification, just the two ducts in the mouth of the octopus (not including any on the body) have enough poison to kill twenty adult men. Assume 175 lbs. per man, we're looking at 3500 pounds of death simply in those two ducts. Digestion will kill even a whale, then.

 

[JAA]

With the 15th pick in the 6th round of the 2003 DAD, the Kovax franchise selects the:Northern LynxCommon Names:Genus: FelisSpecies: lynxAll I got to say is "Don't #### with the Lynx!"JAA

Hmmm,Another lynx link with Disturbing AudioThe lynx defends itself by scratching, biting, and climbing trees to escape. Evidently he drafted my little sister.

Interestesting PROPAGANDA you are distributing. You are looking for it I assume, you need to read the truth like

Commish simply dissemates things he finds interesting. Are you objecting to the audio? No one else even GOT that for the entire draft. Malcontents

Much props for the audio ... it was badass! I want to put it on my computer boot up here in the office!!REAAAAREEEEOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEHHHHHHEHHHHHSSSSS!!!!badass!JAA

 

[cosjobs]

Hadn't planned on it. Not his teammate, only helped that one time and only after he let me know which picks he wanted.We'll see how it plays out. Maybe he's at the Russian Draft site doing research!Not even sure what he needs at this point. I'm assuming a Russian Bride and a bird?

Truth is up. Help a brother out.

 

[JAA]

truth up? Is he around?

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft.  "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such.  Well, forget it.  How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities?  I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus.  Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me.  Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata.  It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

Hmmm. Well to avoid any complications, I guess I'll just sic my big octopus on your little octopus and be done with it.

Well, sadly, you know as well as I that the blue ringed octopus is immune to the poison of the blue-lined and vice-versa. Perhaps the most amazing thing, however, is that they can regenerate their bodies, including eyes. Our octopi are virtually indestructable. It comes down to the other animals.

 

[PAO]

Much props for the audio ... it was badass! I want to put it on my computer boot up here in the office!!REAAAAREEEEOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEHHHHHHEHHHHHSSSSS!!!!badass!JAA

:rotflmao:

 

[Jackstraw]

I pick the great north american snipe.Booyah!!!!! ointstoskyick of the draft.Where do I pick up my prize money?

 

[Gringoloco]

Truth is up. Help a brother out.

Will do. Give me a moment please.

 

[JZilla]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft.  "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such.  Well, forget it.  How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities?  I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus.  Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me.  Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata.  It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

Hmmm. Well to avoid any complications, I guess I'll just sic my big octopus on your little octopus and be done with it.

Well, sadly, you know as well as I that the blue ringed octopus is immune to the poison of the blue-lined and vice-versa. Perhaps the most amazing thing, however, is that they can regenerate their bodies, including eyes. Our octopi are virtually indestructable. It comes down to the other animals.

So when my big octopus shoves your little octopus up the #### of your black leopard, I guess that's when we get to prove your theory.

 

[JAA]

I pick the great north american snipe.Booyah!!!!! ointstoskyick of the draft.Where do I pick up my prize money?

 

[cosjobs]

I pick the great north american snipe.Booyah!!!!! ointstoskyick of the draft.Where do I pick up my prize money?

Most any OTHER thread

 

[JAA]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft.  "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such.  Well, forget it.  How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities?  I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus.  Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me.  Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata.  It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

Hmmm. Well to avoid any complications, I guess I'll just sic my big octopus on your little octopus and be done with it.

Well, sadly, you know as well as I that the blue ringed octopus is immune to the poison of the blue-lined and vice-versa. Perhaps the most amazing thing, however, is that they can regenerate their bodies, including eyes. Our octopi are virtually indestructable. It comes down to the other animals.

So when my big octopus shoves your little octopus up the #### of your black leopard, I guess that's when we get to prove your theory.

You do a lot of talking for not being on a team ... like the Micheal Irvin of the DAD...

 

[JZilla]

Much has been made of "value" in this draft.  "I got a smaller hippo several rounds later" and such.  Well, forget it.  How about an animal with ALL of the offensive qualities (and defensive qualities) of a 2nd rounder, in a separate species with no terrible disabilities?  I give you...

Hapalochlaena fasciata

The Blue LINED Octopus.  Different species entirely, so don't pull that on me.  Thank goodness you called the name blue ringed octopus, followed by the species name - Hapalochlaena lunulata.  It is bigger than mine (shut up) but I find that to be bad - because yours cannot be swallowed by the Blue Whale, while mine can - and then can stop its heart with a neurotoxin.

Good luck, boys.

lol @ the concept of killing a blue friggin' whale with a few inches worth of poison. You might numb a tastebud.

Ah, but you forget - the amount necessary to kill a human is only the amount which could fit on a pinhead - and it is full of ducts carrying the poison. Digestion funnels the poison (for which there is no antidote) through the blood stream of the ENTIRE ANIMAL. Good luck.

Hmmm. Well to avoid any complications, I guess I'll just sic my big octopus on your little octopus and be done with it.

Well, sadly, you know as well as I that the blue ringed octopus is immune to the poison of the blue-lined and vice-versa. Perhaps the most amazing thing, however, is that they can regenerate their bodies, including eyes. Our octopi are virtually indestructable. It comes down to the other animals.

So when my big octopus shoves your little octopus up the #### of your black leopard, I guess that's when we get to prove your theory.

You do a lot of talking for not being on a team ... like the Micheal Irvin of the DAD...

Just backing up the man who hired me yet has no time to be here. I should be commended for so convincingly selling a team I didn't even draft. I can take his'un, and beat your'un, etc etc...

 

[JAA]

Just backing up the man who hired me yet has no time to be here. I should be commended for so convincingly selling a team I didn't even draft. I can take his'un, and beat your'un, etc etc...

Yup ... Irvin to a 'T'

 

[Blitzkreig914]

Can we get an updated team by team list on "post 1" TIA

 

[FINGERMONKEY!!]

This is even betterThis could go head to head with the finger monkey.

As if. FINGERMONKEY! will beat that thing like a drum and not break a sweat. Have you read his posts? Thats one po'd monkey.

TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE: I RIP EACH OF THAT THINGS LIMBS FROM IT'S TORSO!! I RIP IT'S HEAD FROM THE NECK. I PLUG EACH OF THE LOWLAND GORILLA AND BLACK PANTHER'S NOSTRILS WITH A LIMB, AND SHOVE A HEAD/TORSO DOWN EACH OF THEIR GULLETS!!!! SAYONARA KITTY!! HASTA LA VISTA PITUITARY CASE!!! LATER DAYS, TINY BALD UGLY THING!!!FINGERMONKEY 3, HUCKADUCK 0!!!HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, HUCKLEBERRY?!?!

 

[cosjobs]

Can we get an updated team by team list on "post 1" TIA

It is. Quit mooing... i mean moaning. Are be careful or someone is going to draft you

 

[JZilla]

Yup ... Irvin to a 'T'

Do I get the coke and hookers, too?

 

[PoolShark]

It is. Quit mooing... i mean moaning. Are be careful or someone is going to draft you

there is a division/team breakdown in the 4th post on page one. i will be updating it shortly and will probably post on the current page as well.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Do I get the coke and hookers, too?

But he found God, didn't he?Is it just me, or is everyone finding God under a line of coke on a hooker's butt these days? Shouldn't he find a better place to hang out?

 

[JAA]

Do I get the coke and hookers, too?

Now where is truth? He has 2 picks and I gots ta go!

 

[cosjobs]

there is a division/team breakdown in the 4th post on page one. i will be updating it shortly and will probably post on the current page as well.

Add links to the pics in that thing and I'll give you a dollar.

 

[JZilla]

But he found God, didn't he?Is it just me, or is everyone finding God under a line of coke on a hooker's butt these days? Shouldn't he find a better place to hang out?

Should tell you a few things about God

 

[cosjobs]

Now where is truth? He has 2 picks and I gots ta go!

Gringo is working it up for him now.

 

[cosjobs]

But he found God, didn't he?Is it just me, or is everyone finding God under a line of coke on a hooker's butt these days? Shouldn't he find a better place to hang out?

Should tell you a few things about God

or heaven, anyway....

 

[JAA]

Now where is truth? He has 2 picks and I gots ta go!

Gringo is working it up for him now.

 

[Gringoloco]

Sorry for the delay. Still working on it. Every time I find something it's been picked.

 

[cosjobs]

Happens a lot this time of the draft

 

[JAA]

Must leave ... before wife ... calls ... again ....

 

[JZilla]

Must leave ... before wife ... calls ... again ....

You can PM me if you want..

 

[JAA]

12 Members: JAA, cosjobs, CaptainHucklebuck, diesel7982, PoolShark, Sonny Lubick Bobblehead Doll, The foo, Rooster, Fallerjw, The Goat, Jackstraw, gorf

 

[JAA]

You can PM me if you want..

:rotflmao:

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Sent a PM, but I have to leave for work now. Sorry, cosjobs.

 

[JZilla]

:rotflmao:

Just trying to help. Not cool throwing tude at someone who's just trying to help you get home and keep the draft moving... perhaps an ailment is in order?

 

[Gringoloco]

For truth's first pick, he will select The Golden Eagle.

They eat jackrabbits and other small mammals, and carrion when other prey is not available. Golden Eagles are also known to kill coyotes and fox. They are so strong that they have been known to carry one and a half times their weight.

 

[cosjobs]

Just trying to help. Not cool throwing tude at someone who's just trying to help you get home and keep the draft moving... perhaps an ailment is in order?

He IS the teams ailment

 

[bagger]

He IS the teams ailment

:rotflmao: