Deadly Animal Draft (1 Viewer)

[cosjobs]

better make sure I don't use your choice here, first

 

[bagger]

is it official? am I up?

i think we need to wait for the commish to insert the official animal into NC's lineup first.edit: N/M

 

[Courtjester]

Well I'm going aquatic. I choose the Sperm Whale this is the largest predator there is, teeth 11 inches long, body 60 feet long, and 40 tons of pure ocean badness. Great Whites? They've been known to eat them. Put this guy in any death match, he's coming out on top.

Yeah, I remember my first beer.....

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

FINGER MONKEY! FINGER MONKEY!

 

[gorf]

plus there were no pics

 

[bagger]

plus there were no pics

hopefully that doesn't mean two violations.

 

[bigjay]

Nice of him to give props to my whale though.

 

[gorf]

hopefully that doesn't mean two violations.

that would be horrible! :rotflmao:

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Double violation by the sperm whale.... damn.

 

[Courtjester]

Well, if you get a finger monkey then you have to believe that a handcuffing of some sort is in order....

 

[the rover]

was trying to sneak in my pick to keep this going, but have to go to the in-laws. back around 9 pacific.

 

[Gringoloco]

Man, losing your first round draft pick is too brutal for words.

 

[bigjay]

I think the lemming is backing up the finger monkey this year.

 

[cosjobs]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

 

[gorf]

was trying to sneak in my pick to keep this going, but have to go to the in-laws. back around 9 pacific.

PM it to cosjobs

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

was trying to sneak in my pick to keep this going, but have to go to the in-laws. back around 9 pacific.

you're on the clock, man... go!

 

[Jeromen]

I leave for five minutes and see what happens. Too many Sperm Whales (Whalai?) on the field.

 

[bigjay]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

He's breaking one of NCCommish's arms This is a tough league....

 

[cosjobs]

And for no pics, I am breaking the Finger Monkey's other arm, as well.

 

[TLEF316]

haha, that is great

 

[The Goat]

Double violation by the sperm whale.... damn.

LOL at being doubly violated by a sperm whale

 

[bigjay]

So we'll be listing the Finger Monkey as questionable then.... better jot that down...

 

[gorf]

So we'll be listing the Finger Monkey as questionable then.... better jot that down...

nah, the arm injuries won't be much of a factor. everyone knows the tail is the finger monkey's most dangerous weapon.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Damn. He's not in my division.

 

[Mordred]

And for no pics, I am breaking the Finger Monkey's other arm, as well.

That could really come back to haunt it when it sqares off against the hippo.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

That could really come back to haunt it when it sqares off against the hippo.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

 

[gorf]

i see the rover lurking. i think a pick may be coming before he heads to the inlaws

 

[bagger]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

gdb a finger monkey with a broken arm.lmfao. :rotflmao:

 

[gorf]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

gdb a finger monkey with a broken arm.lmfao. :rotflmao:

that's just the beginning of it. keep reading.

 

[BassNBrew]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

People thought Santana Moss was too small to make an impact.

 

[bigjay]

That could really come back to haunt it when it sqares off against the hippo.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

Pursuant to the clearly written and painstakingly conceived rules for this event:

Take note, this is important. If someone makes a pick that is against the stated rules (e.g., T Rex or 50 ants), I will not only replace their pick with some thing lame (like Bambi), but as a further penalty, I will also incapacitate one of their earlier picks... maybe a broken jaw for their hippo or sever hemerroids on their baboon... something really nasty and devistating.There are not that many rules and all the dunderheads that can't take the time to read them will PAY.

I hereby claim NCCommish in violation of a duplicate pick (after seven... jeez, how hard to keep up)?Your choice for Round One is declared THE FINGER MONKEY.Also, pursuant to section 2 of the above rule, I am breaking one of his arms.Good Luck

People thought Santana Moss was too small to make an impact.

Now we have a nickname for Santana Moss.... the finger monkey.

 

[bagger]

And for no pics, I am breaking the Finger Monkey's other arm, as well.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: an armless fingermonkey as NC's first pick...he'll have some work cutout for him in future picks.

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: an armless fingermonkey as NC's first pick...he'll have some work cutout for him in future picks.

You know what they say.... you can't win the Bowl with the first round, but you can lose it.

 

[BassNBrew]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: an armless fingermonkey as NC's first pick...he'll have some work cutout for him in future picks.

He's (NCCommish) is in one of my fantasy leagues. I guess if I win the title I shouldn't brag about it around here. Well at least next year's draft will be fun when he duplicates a pick and we assign him the finger monkey.

 

[E Street Brat]

Well, if you get a finger monkey then you have to believe that a handcuffing of some sort is in order....

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

 

[bagger]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: an armless fingermonkey as NC's first pick...he'll have some work cutout for him in future picks.

He's (NCCommish) is in one of my fantasy leagues. I guess if I win the title I should brag about it around here. Well at least next year's draft will be fun when he duplicates a pick and we assign him the finger monkey.

too classic.

 

[cosjobs]

WARNING:Lurking participants who leave near their turn WITHOUT PMing a proxy selection (with write-up and pic), may be subject to arbitrary penalties.In fact, anyone leaving a hot draft in the lurch too long should beware.

 

[bagger]

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

nice. the harvest mouse would eat the finger monkey for lunch, but a good penalty for later rounds.

 

[kutta]

This finger monkey/Santanna Moss business is quite funny.

 

[gorf]

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GROUNDRULES HERE. THERE IS NO TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN SELECTED!

 

[bagger]

WARNING:Lurking participants who leave near their turn WITHOUT PMing a proxy selection (with write-up and pic), may be subject to arbitrary penalties.In fact, anyone leaving a hot draft in the lurch too long should beware.

:rotflmao: i'm not going to bed tonight.the last thing i need is to wake up tomorrow with a harvest mouse with 4 broken legs as my first pick.

 

[bagger]

This finger monkey/Santanna Moss business is quite funny.

what'll be even funnier is when you drop that line in the shark pool and are called a racist.

 

[NCCommish]

Oh yeah I screwed up bad. Its like picking Priest and him really having the Bo injury. I will endeavor to persevere. But I still feel like a complete idiot.

 

[BassNBrew]

:rotflmao:  :rotflmao: an armless fingermonkey as NC's first pick...he'll have some work cutout for him in future picks.

He's (NCCommish) is in one of my fantasy leagues. I guess if I win the title I should brag about it around here. Well at least next year's draft will be fun when he duplicates a pick and we assign him the finger monkey.

too classic.

That was shouldn't brag, not should brag as orginally posted. In before cosjobs caught it.

 

[cosjobs]

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GROUNDRULES HERE. THERE IS NO TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN SELECTED!

Actually, suggestion for use in my penalty pick awards are welcome. It will help keep this thing moving.

 

[bagger]

Oh yeah I screwed up bad. Its like picking Priest and him really having the Bo injury. I will endeavor to persevere. But I still feel like a complete idiot.

that's alright. still a lot of time to make up for lost ground. an armless fingermonkey might be the difference between a tough matchup.

 

[BassNBrew]

If your gonna have the finger monkey, ya gotta handcuff him withThis fellow.

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO THE GROUNDRULES HERE. THERE IS NO TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN SELECTED!

Actually, suggestion for use in my penalty pick awards are welcome. It will help keep this thing moving.

I'd give them the first Bear of the draft. Taking a Bear early is always the kiss of death.

 

[cosjobs]

Oh yeah I screwed up bad. Its like picking Priest and him really having the Bo injury. I will endeavor to persevere. But I still feel like a complete idiot.

Hang in there Cowboy, I have a feeling you will not be the only team hit with a penalty.And in a way, you are lucky, if it had been round two, I owuld have replaced your R2 and handicapped your R1. THis way you should get one good, healthy pcik out of two rounds (if you don't #### up anymore).

 

[CaptainHucklebuck]

that's alright. still a lot of time to make up for lost ground. an armless fingermonkey might be the difference between a tough matchup.

It could get caught in a Hippo's nostril or something.