So, my wife likes musicals. I like music but not musicals (the closest I get to liking musicals is if they have Oompa Loompas). I think they remind me too much of the days I wasted in church choir. My 7 year old also likes musicals. I got them front row tickets for Wicked - which they talked about for weeks afterwards. They were/are both pumped about Disney showing Hamilton. My wife saw Hamilton but she really isn't one to remember/pay attention to lyrics and I have no interest so I don't know the songs/lyrics either. But, to prep for the show, they have been issuing non-stop commands to Alexa to play Hamilton music.
Mind you, I get the evil eye from the wife if I let the kid shoot bots in a video game or if I leave world news on and it starts talking about war/murder etc. etc. Lately though, my son is now rapping about whores, sex, and damn fools that shot him. Whatever - he is repeating the lyrics with no real comprehension of what the words mean but I have been giving my wife #### about it (even though I literally don't care at all). However, my son is also really liking the idea of rapping/rhyming words now. At dinner I am getting questions like are you a fork or New York? Are you a stork or a bork? (with the one I don't choose being my wife). Many times he is just switching out consonants of some word - often times leading to some random nonsense word. However, at dinner tonight, he got the word trucker in his head. So, the first question was:
Are you a trucker or a bucker?
Me: trucker
Are you a clucker or a ducker?
Me: Ducker
Are you a ####er or a sucker?
Me (deadpanning): Oh, I'm the ####er but your mom is definitely the sucker.
I think I am sleeping on the sofa tonight.