Do you have an **OFFICIAL** title at work? If so, what is it? (1 Viewer)

[Nick Vermeil]

Operations Manager is what I actually ACTUALLY use now.  Wanna swap titles for a week?

We should start an “Operations” thread just to cement the torture across all channels. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

We should start an “Operations” thread just to cement the torture across all channels. 

i don’t envy anyone that works in Ops.

 

[General Malaise]

Nah, just got a new stack of business cards this week.  But maybe when I run though those?

Do you really hand them out anymore?  I don't think I've provided one to another human in years. 

 

[General Malaise]

Archduke

Be Archduke from anywhere but Ferdinand.

 

[dkp993]

Do you really hand them out anymore?  I don't think I've provided one to another human in years. 

Gave one out yesterday.  Probably give out 20 a year so not a ton but enough to where I still need them.  

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Mr R's official title is Night Operator.

I am not making this up.  (He's working right now.)

 

[Zegras11]

Member

 

[General Malaise]

Executive Editor

Executive Editor of Content

 

[General Malaise]

Big Kahuna.

Nope. We are 100% PC here at GM Business Title Maker Industries.  No appropriation.

 

[General Malaise]

Member

This isn't a frat.

 

[General Malaise]

We should start an “Operations” thread just to cement the torture across all channels. 

IN!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Mr R's official title is Night Operator.

I am not making this up.  (He's working right now.)

No offense, but that couldn't sound anymore creepy. 

Let's go with: Night Shift Supervisor

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No offense, but that couldn't sound anymore creepy. 

Mr R's official title is Night Operator.

It sounds like one of those later Robin Williams movies.

  The Night Operator. He's listening to you now.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Let's go with: Night Shift Supervisor

Nope.  He doesn't supervise anyone.

 

[gianmarco]

Nope.  He doesn't supervise anyone.

Han Solo Night Operator

 

[brun]

Quality Systems Engineer

Several titles in the last 40 years. Most include the word quality. Worked with another QE about 30 years ago who felt our titles should be Company Pooper Scoopers.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Executive Editor of Content

As it so happens, the head of my department is Chief Content Officer.

 

[Ron Swanson]

13 years ago, I was just given one by our CFO.  I think he enjoyed making it up.  I didn't care at the time; still don't.  It's on about 78,000 business cards that I never hand out.  I'm **OFFICIALLY** our Senior Vice President of Marketing.  Sounds good, doesn't mean squat.  

I was just asked on a form I had to fill out what my "Title" was at our firm.  I responded with "Viceroy".  Who looks at this stuff anyway?  

Alright, what are you????

Oddly enough, Viceroy.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Of Counsel, Nuncio, Emeritus

 

[belljr]

Lotion and shimmer engineer

 

[kevzilla]

I handle the billing for neurosurgeons. So, cat herder.

 

[moleculo]

Engineering Manager

Except I haven't had anyone to manage in several years.  My job title should really be "The Guy who Figures Out how to Make Things Work"

 

[boilerdave]

Of Counsel, Nuncio, Emeritus

A DW appearance!  

 

[nirad3]

Construction Risk Asset Manager

 

[General Malaise]

Quality Systems Engineer

Several titles in the last 40 years. Most include the word quality. Worked with another QE about 30 years ago who felt our titles should be Company Pooper Scoopers.

40 years, lotta quality experience....

You have two choices here:

1)  Quality Expert

2)  Quality Specialist

 

[General Malaise]

Of Counsel, Nuncio, Emeritus

This is a layup: Consigliere

 

[brun]

40 years, lotta quality experience....

You have two choices here:

1)  Quality Expert

2)  Quality Specialist

If I was going to make up my own title it would probably be Cynical #####.

 

[snogger]

13 years ago, I was just given one by our CFO.  I think he enjoyed making it up.  I didn't care at the time; still don't.  It's on about 78,000 business cards that I never hand out.  I'm **OFFICIALLY** our Senior Vice President of Marketing.  Sounds good, doesn't mean squat.  

I was just asked on a form I had to fill out what my "Title" was at our firm.  I responded with "Viceroy".  Who looks at this stuff anyway?  

Alright, what are you????

Title is Manager, Power Platform ..

Basically I manage the use of Power Apps and Power Automate, but only "mentor" those that use it, to use it correctly.. I am not a "manager" of people...

Well, that is until June 1st.. Our company is combining with another company that will take us from 2500 employees to 5000 and it is beginning to sound like I will be a Manager of a team of developers..

I've supervised others before, but this would be my first time being a Manager of people...   

 

[General Malaise]

Title is Manager, Power Platform ..

Basically I manage the use of Power Apps and Power Automate, but only "mentor" those that use it, to use it correctly.. I am not a "manager" of people...

Well, that is until June 1st.. Our company is combining with another company that will take us from 2500 employees to 5000 and it is beginning to sound like I will be a Manager of a team of developers..

I've supervised others before, but this would be my first time being a Manager of people...   

You'll do great!

 

[WDIK2]

Add me to the list of "Operations Managers".  I call myself Special Ops Manager.  Sounds way cooler.

 

[GregR]

Officially? "The Chosen One".  But people normally shorten it to just "Chosen" in conversation.

 

[Skipdog77]

Mr R's official title is Night Operator.

It sounds like one of those later Robin Williams movies.

  The Night Operator. He's listening to you now.

Sounds like a Lionel Ritchie song title to me.  Which...well, still pretty creepy. 

 

[JaxBill]

Senior Software Engineer

eta- my LinkedIn profile has Cleared Software Engineer 

 

[JaxBill]

Add me to the list of "Operations Managers".  I call myself Special Ops Manager.  Sounds way cooler.

Not to be confused with DevOps or the current fad of DevSecOps 

 

[shuke]

Director, Product Development

 

[skol asylum]

Director, Product Development

Best Boy

 

[Captain Cranks]

El Presidente

 

[eoMMan]

Senior ########

 

[glvsav37]

<<< my logo 

I work for myself, essentially a 1 person business. 

Title on my biz card: Top Banana 

Type of work: Creative/graphic design agency

 

[glvsav37]

El Presidente

How's Barstool going these days Dave? 

 

[Pip's Invitation]

This is a layup: Consigliere

reaction.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Grand Pooh-Bah of getting his ### kicked by uppity rich white folk.

Subject Matter Expert - Neckwear Division

 

[Wingnut]

Is technician a title? No? Then no.

 

[General Malaise]

Add me to the list of "Operations Managers".  I call myself Special Ops Manager.  Sounds way cooler.

Bingo

 

[Sand]

Program Lead

 

[James Bond]

I guess it would be 

Killer Licensee

 

[AAABatteries]

Self-Service Analytics & Operations Lead

 

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Some vintage level @General Malaiseposting in here. 

If only @Otishad the same career longevity, this board would be a better place. 

 

[Otis]

I did my time.  Solid 15 years of A+ contributions.  Eventually it's time to hang 'em up and allow the young guys to grow into the role.

 

[Mjolnirs]

Senior IT Specialist

that means programmer.