Does your wife (or SO) fart in front of you? (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

If you fart 37 times a day you should really see a gastroenterologist. 

Based on my poll results,  that seems pretty normal.  Should probably see one if zero like zeno.

 

[ZenoRazon]

I don’t know.  You seem kind of weird.  You have 37 posts in a thread about farts on a fantasy football website. 

A guy counting  how many times some stranger posts in a thread about farts calling anyone weird, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[Henry Ford]

A guy counting  how many times some stranger posts in a thread about farts calling anyone weird, hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~

You use the tilde a lot more than I would expect.  

 

[xulf]

This stupid Friday thread turned into something so majestic i couldn't even imagine

 

[xulf]

Henry, who said anything about lifting on the weekends?  And, anyone who can walk into a total strangers house and leave with a check is a very impressve individual.

That is honestly not someone I would want to be around.  Seems like a schemer and not something you should be bragging about.  Real business... sure but door to door stuff? Get out of here.

 

[Henry Ford]

This stupid Friday thread turned into something so majestic i couldn't even imagine

It’s unlikely it would have made two pages otherwise, but you just never know what’s going to happen on this board, eh?

 

[Henry Ford]

A Mighty Wind.

It’s blowing peace, it’s blowing you and me!

 

[NotSmart]

That's because I keep addressig that....notification....thingy.

Notification thingy?

You are a Rex Kwon Do level message board master sensei on several hundred message boards, right?

 

[ZenoRazon]

That is honestly not someone I would want to be around.  Seems like a schemer and not something you should be bragging about.  Real business... sure but door to door stuff? Get out of here.

Why try and talk about things you know nothing about?

Door to door????

I worked for a magazine and only called on subscribers explaining the insurance we had for them.

37% on the sell and 15% on renewals.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Notification thingy?

You are a Rex Kwon Do level message board master sensei on several hundred message boards, right?

Several hundred?

 

[Henry Ford]

Why try and talk about things you know nothing about?

Door to door????

I worked for a magazine and only called on subscribers explaining the insurance we had for them.

37% on the sell and 15% on renewals.

Did they not have doors? What city was this?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Did they not have doors? What city was this?

Dude, work with me here, ok?

Door to Door, is when you just call on everybody, yep, going door to door, well that wasn't what I did, ok?  I only called on those who were subsctibers to the magazine....ok?  A totally different deal.

The main office was in San Francisco but I worked Kern/Kings/Tulare county.

 

[Henry Ford]

Dude, work with me here, ok?

Door to Door, is when you just call on everybody, yep, going door to door, well that wasn't what I did, ok?  I only called on those who were subsctibers to the magazine....ok?  A totally different deal.

The main office was in San Francisco but I worked Kern/Kings/Tulare county.

Did you meet them in the front yard?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Did you meet them in the front yard?

Yes I did and many times out in the field, backyard, on a tractor, in their car/truck. If you need to get silly with this I rarely found twp subcribers where I ever knocked on a door twice in a row.  These were farmers guy, ok?  Most busy during the day.

Henry, in the sales biz....Door to Door...is when you don't have a call list, ok guy? 

 

[Henry Ford]

Yes I did and many times out in the field, backyard, on a tractor, in their car/truck. If you need to get silly with this I rarely found twp subcribers where I ever knocked on a door twice in a row.  Thesr were farmers guy, ok?  Most busy during the day.

Henry, in the sales biz....Door to Door...is when you don't have a call list, ok guy? 

Did they ever let you drive the tractor?

 

[ZenoRazon]

Did they ever let you drive the tractor?

Do your parents know you play on their computer?

 

[Henry Ford]

Do your parents know you play on their computer?

I actually don’t think either of my parents has a computer anymore.  They’re all about the iPads.  Old people are weird, am I right?

 

[ZenoRazon]

I actually don’t think either of my parents has a computer anymore.  They’re all about the iPads.  Old people are weird, am I right?

Old people are the ones ya shut up and listen to,they know more than you do so don't fight it just keep your mouth shut and learn things.

 

[Henry Ford]

Old people are the ones ya shut up and listen to,they know more than you do so don't fight it just keep your mouth shut and learn things.

You’re very aggressive for someone who sells insurance in a field. 

 

[NREC34]

Anything over 40 posts is super weird 

 

[ZenoRazon]

You’re very aggressive for someone who sells insurance in a field. 

Try being any other way in the sales biz, good luck.

 

[ZenoRazon]

Anything over 40 posts is super weird 

Super SUPER weird is  being so damn tiny ya worry about posts on a messageboard.

 

[Henry Ford]

Try being any other way in the sales biz, good luck.

That’s okay, I’ll stick with my much less involved job designed for stupid people. 

 

[ZenoRazon]

That’s okay, I’ll stick with my much less involved job designed for stupid people. 

Good idea.

 

[Henry Ford]

Good idea.

Thanks, I have them occasionally.  I don’t want to over extend myself selling farm to table.  Goodness knows that being aggressive at work would be scary. What if the other person gets aggressive? *shudder*

 

[ZenoRazon]

Thanks, I have them occasionally.  I don’t want to over extend myself selling farm to table.  Goodness knows that being aggressive at work would be scary. What if the other person gets aggressive? *shudder*

The trick is being aggressive but only you know it.

 

[Henry Ford]

The trick is being aggressive but only you know it.

That’s one of those little hidden gems you usually only find in self help books. 

 

[Don't Noonan]

Can we please get back to farting in this thread?

 

[Henry Ford]

Can we please get back to farting in this thread?

I never stopped farting. 

 

[Henry Ford]

The trick is being aggressive but only you know it.

@Don't Noonan You’re telling me this post isn’t about farts?

 

[Gally]

You use the tilde a lot more than I would expect.  

don;t forget the semi-colons as well....

 

[nirad3]

I don't care who he is if somebody told me if you don't laugh here is a 1000 bucks, I;m not laughing.

People want to laugh have fun when they go see a comedian or a funny movie.  Yep...in the mood for it.

Church is a whole other deal, funny isn't the thing.  Not unlike a funeral.

You have an odd habit of using ";" instead of " ' ".  Is this intended?  You are an odd bird, chief.