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Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
It also takes some time to get a divorce. Especially if one spouse keeps amending the Petition for Divorce.

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.

 
Keerock said:
So are there any new drawings?
Sorry but not today. If you scroll up you will see im in a very bad mood thanks to the whore I married
You are still married or are you talking about an ex?
Still legally married because she keeps having children with random men and the CPS takes them away for various reasons and then subpeonas me for a DNA sample to prove they arent mine.

If she could keep her legs shut for a few months we get the divorce finalized
It's been a while since I've taken a physiology course but WTF do you mean by "she keeps having children with random men"? Last time I checked, it takes some time for a woman to have a child. It takes even more time to have another child. It's not like buying a new pet.
It also takes some time to get a divorce. Especially if one spouse keeps amending the Petition for Divorce.
Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.

 
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Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.

 
Ok, I guess I'm just going to Buffalo Bill dance in my office to Goodbye Horses since this thread went from funny, great to serious, boring.

 
Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.
Ok thanks.

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.

Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.

Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
And if none of that works, just remember... you can't please everyone all the time, so you might as well just please yourself.

 
Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.
Yes they cant force an in vitro DNA test.

Our divorce is not no fault. In NYS you cant have a no fault divorce under 6 months so she claimed I hit her. Had to wait 9 months for her to have the first child, which CPS took because she broke 9 of his ribs. Then 6 months for the court ordered DNA results.

As soon as it was confirmed I was not the boys father the papers were amended that she was at fault for infidelity. As soon as that was done she got pregnant again and the papers were changed again until she had the second baby, a girl, which is not mine because im 2500 miles away but still married to her and legally assumed to be the father.

She tested positive for drugs 6 months in to the second pregnancy, did not cooperate with the treatment program she was ordered to, and her and the infant tested positive for drugs when she gave birth in may. CPS took both the children again and now I have to prove the second child isnt mine so the papers can be amended again

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
And if none of that works, just remember... you can't please everyone all the time, so you might as well just please yourself.
I pleased myself about 30 minutes ago

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
And if none of that works, just remember... you can't please everyone all the time, so you might as well just please yourself.
I pleased myself about 30 minutes ago
TMI

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
And if none of that works, just remember... you can't please everyone all the time, so you might as well just please yourself.
I pleased myself about 30 minutes ago
You posted three times, so you pleased yourself three times in a short amount of time. Slow down man, save some for the gf.
 
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Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.
Yes they cant force an in vitro DNA test.

Our divorce is not no fault. In NYS you cant have a no fault divorce under 6 months so she claimed I hit her. Had to wait 9 months for her to have the first child, which CPS took because she broke 9 of his ribs. Then 6 months for the court ordered DNA results.

As soon as it was confirmed I was not the boys father the papers were amended that she was at fault for infidelity. As soon as that was done she got pregnant again and the papers were changed again until she had the second baby, a girl, which is not mine because im 2500 miles away but still married to her and legally assumed to be the father.

She tested positive for drugs 6 months in to the second pregnancy, did not cooperate with the treatment program she was ordered to, and her and the infant tested positive for drugs when she gave birth in may. CPS took both the children again and now I have to prove the second child isnt mine so the papers can be amended again
:popcorn:

This could and should be rolled into a new thread.

 
Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.
Yes they cant force an in vitro DNA test.Our divorce is not no fault. In NYS you cant have a no fault divorce under 6 months so she claimed I hit her. Had to wait 9 months for her to have the first child, which CPS took because she broke 9 of his ribs. Then 6 months for the court ordered DNA results.

As soon as it was confirmed I was not the boys father the papers were amended that she was at fault for infidelity. As soon as that was done she got pregnant again and the papers were changed again until she had the second baby, a girl, which is not mine because im 2500 miles away but still married to her and legally assumed to be the father.

She tested positive for drugs 6 months in to the second pregnancy, did not cooperate with the treatment program she was ordered to, and her and the infant tested positive for drugs when she gave birth in may. CPS took both the children again and now I have to prove the second child isnt mine so the papers can be amended again
:popcorn: This could and should be rolled into a new thread.
You didnt catch the viewing 6 months ago?

There wont be much of a show. This kid is certainly not mine so its just a waiting game for me.

The first child could have been mine and that was the rough part

 
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Ok I'm completely ignorant on this topic so I'm asking for my own clarity. At what point during the pregnancy can a paternity test rule him out as the father? If it's within the first trimester, is that not ample time to get a divorce before she becomes pregnant again? What is the average length of time to get a divorce? He claims she became pregnant again immediately after having the child but I find that hard to believe. For most women, there would be a bit of a lag from the time a child is born to the time they conceive again.
Probably 10-12 weeks, but you can't make her do that - it's not free of risk to the fetus. Realistically, it will be once the baby is born;

Depends on the state, but many take a year minimum for a no-fault divorce - the average time as far as I know is between six months and two years;

Irish twins aren't as uncommon as you appear to think.
Yes they cant force an in vitro DNA test.Our divorce is not no fault. In NYS you cant have a no fault divorce under 6 months so she claimed I hit her. Had to wait 9 months for her to have the first child, which CPS took because she broke 9 of his ribs. Then 6 months for the court ordered DNA results.

As soon as it was confirmed I was not the boys father the papers were amended that she was at fault for infidelity. As soon as that was done she got pregnant again and the papers were changed again until she had the second baby, a girl, which is not mine because im 2500 miles away but still married to her and legally assumed to be the father.

She tested positive for drugs 6 months in to the second pregnancy, did not cooperate with the treatment program she was ordered to, and her and the infant tested positive for drugs when she gave birth in may. CPS took both the children again and now I have to prove the second child isnt mine so the papers can be amended again
:popcorn: This could and should be rolled into a new thread.
Lots of divorced guys here in the FFA.. myself included.

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
I really like the end of this post

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
dammit... :lmao: :lmao:
Dont tell me how many dongs I can fit on one page.

Its the stretched out beef curtains that will be the focal point
May I recommend a viewing of "Beastmaster" before you begin? The winged devourers may give you some inspiration.

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
At first I thought this was re: my ex-wife. After we separated and I moved out, she went hog-wild. Started going to swinging parties at north shore hotels and everything. After a month or so, she got the genital herp... which she still has. but none of that affected the custody case... here in MA, she can be a a crack whore and still get custody. Anyhow.

 
Chaka

You are right im going to stay out of the other threafs and just let them die. People wont stop attacking me for being mentally ill
Yes, this is exactly what is happening :rolleyes:
You know it is. Its all insults about things I cant control
I find it helps to remember that it doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter what other people think of you, what they want from you, what you think of them, etc. At all. Find one of two people you care what they think, make sure they're okay with who you actually are, and you never have to hide anything from anyone else. Especially if you stay sober. Nor do you have to defend yourself.
I think im starting to realize that
Defending yourself against what other people think of you for eventually just turns into swatting imaginary bees flying around your head. No one else can see how annoying it is to you, all they can see is you flailing about like a lunatic. And invariably you end up accidentally whaling on someone who doesn't deserve it.Every time you catch yourself typing a post that defends you or insults someone else, just leave that tab open for five minutes while you do something else. Come back and see if it still seems warranted, or at least funny. If there's any doubt in your mind, just delete it. I promise that not getting a response angers most people more than anything you could say.
And if none of that works, just remember... you can't please everyone all the time, so you might as well just please yourself.
That's hot.

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
At first I thought this was re: my ex-wife. After we separated and I moved out, she went hog-wild. Started going to swinging parties at north shore hotels and everything. After a month or so, she got the genital herp... which she still has. but none of that affected the custody case... here in MA, she can be a a crack whore and still get custody. Anyhow.
Even if you can prove shes a crack whore?

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
At first I thought this was re: my ex-wife. After we separated and I moved out, she went hog-wild. Started going to swinging parties at north shore hotels and everything. After a month or so, she got the genital herp... which she still has. but none of that affected the custody case... here in MA, she can be a a crack whore and still get custody. Anyhow.
Even if you can prove shes a crack whore?
You bet. The man ain't winning here no matter what.

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
dammit... :lmao: :lmao:
Dont tell me how many dongs I can fit on one page.Its the stretched out beef curtains that will be the focal point
May I recommend a viewing of "Beastmaster" before you begin? The winged devourers may give you some inspiration.
Never saw it. Is it on netflix?

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
dammit... :lmao: :lmao:
Dont tell me how many dongs I can fit on one page.

Its the stretched out beef curtains that will be the focal point
Maybe yours. I'm all about the dongs.
Maybe Medusa with dongs for hair instead of snakes

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
At first I thought this was re: my ex-wife. After we separated and I moved out, she went hog-wild. Started going to swinging parties at north shore hotels and everything. After a month or so, she got the genital herp... which she still has. but none of that affected the custody case... here in MA, she can be a a crack whore and still get custody. Anyhow.
Even if you can prove shes a crack whore?
You bet. The man ain't winning here no matter what.
Thats universal across the country unless the wife is a convicted axe murderer

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
dammit... :lmao: :lmao:
Dont tell me how many dongs I can fit on one page.Its the stretched out beef curtains that will be the focal point
May I recommend a viewing of "Beastmaster" before you begin? The winged devourers may give you some inspiration.
Never saw it. Is it on netflix?
I don't think so.

 
Maybe you can draw your ex wife and post it here. Might be therapeutic.
I don't know if he can fit that many dongs into a picture.
At first I thought this was re: my ex-wife. After we separated and I moved out, she went hog-wild. Started going to swinging parties at north shore hotels and everything. After a month or so, she got the genital herp... which she still has. but none of that affected the custody case... here in MA, she can be a a crack whore and still get custody. Anyhow.
Even if you can prove shes a crack whore?
You bet. The man ain't winning here no matter what.
Thats universal across the country unless the wife is a convicted axe murderer
And even then, if she's done her time, all bets are off.

 
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