EAT-OFF (1 Viewer)

[El Floppo]

shopped

 

[Thorn]

Your friend has good teeth and gums. 

HE STOLE HOCK MENG TAY!!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

But did you happen to see the part where IT WAS ON THE ####ING JUMBOTRON?

Yeah at the WBC.  Maybe next year you can get on the video leaderboard at the Sollheim Cup.

 

[gianmarco]

 Scoreboard, World Baseball Classic, USA vs. Venezuela, March 15, 2017, Petco Park, San Diego, California

Btw, am I the only one that saw the big picture of the ball player and go "eh, I guess it kinda looks like Shuke if he were in shape"?

 

[Nigel]

Original pic

No middle ground with Asians, they're either humorless and only think about serious #### like math and karate or they'll laugh at anything, like Shuke's sidekick. I like the giggly Asians! 

 

[Captain Quinoa]

No middle ground with Asians, they're either humorless and only think about serious #### like math and karate or they'll laugh at anything, like Shuke's sidekick. I like the giggly Asians! 

you spelled jiggly wrong

 

[Politician Spock]

Okay, the line has been drawn. In order for GM to top this he's going to have to go to Milwaukee and in the middle of the sixth eat all of the sausages in the Sausage Race. If any sausage finishes the race, he loses. 

 

[Tick]

Quinoa's killing in here.

 

[culdeus]

Are these out yet

 

[5-ish Finkle]

oh we win eat-offs by eating French fries with a fork now?

One french fry, even.  One.  Singular.

In his salad days, shuke would have rammed at least 15 of those things into the back of his throat then had some rando Dodger fan film him while he saturated them with ketchup directly from the bottle into his gob.  GM scoffs at his mere, solitary, deep fried potato stick. 

(I will allow that "Jumbotron With a ******** Shuke" may be my second favorite all-time shuke.)

 

[mr. furley]

This is seriously the closest Ive ever been to awarding my vote. 

still on the fence, myself. 

had that been a hot fudge sundae and covering half his face i would have leaned winner there.

 

[shuke]

Tough crowd. Are you not entertained?

 

[shuke]

My Asian colleague is not amused by the blatant racism being shown here. Shameful. 

 

[Frostillicus]

My Asian colleague is not amused by the blatant racism being shown here. Shameful. 

Me?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Asian colleague

Name of my Linkin Park tribute band

 

[Sammy3469]

One french fry, even.  One.  Singular.

In his salad days, shuke would have rammed at least 15 of those things into the back of his throat then had some rando Dodger fan film him while he saturated them with ketchup directly from the bottle into his gob.  GM scoffs at his mere, solitary, deep fried potato stick. 

(I will allow that "Jumbotron With a ******** Shuke" may be my second favorite all-time shuke.)

He was angry

 

[5-ish Finkle]

He was angry

That would count for something in an "ANGER-OFF" thread.  This is the "EAT-OFF" thread, though.

 

[Politician Spock]

Tough crowd. Are you not entertained?

Got to get on Great American's scoreboard with a Hudepohl in hand. 

 

[Scoresman]

Tough crowd. Are you not entertained?

I liked the thread better when it was just shoving cheeseburgers in your mouth in a dark parking lot.  Now I feel like it's gone mainstream on jumbotrons and everything and it's losing its charm.

 

[Tick]

I liked the thread better when it was just shoving cheeseburgers in your mouth in a dark parking lot.  Now I feel like it's gone mainstream on jumbotrons and everything and it's losing its charm.

Nah.

 

[MikeIke]

I want to see @shuke devour a Skyline coney in one bite. Not that it's difficult,  I just want to see it 

 

[Politician Spock]

I want to see @shuke devour a Skyline coney in one bite. Not that it's difficult,  I just want to see it 

He already did

 

[MikeIke]

He already did

Thank you,  I must have missed that one. 

 VOTE SHUKE  

ETA: love the jingle,  really adds to the ambience. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Original pic

Rosebud.

I am casting my vote today. Brilliant.

 

[shuke]

Is this thread still alive?

 

[WetDream]

Is this thread still alive?

I watched this without the sound.  

.....and pants.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Have we yet seen the old "how many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth" contest?  Seems about due. 

In 6th grade, in Bishops Woods, one night after school, a classmate, Kim, did her own unique take on this for us guys.  After she pulled them out some of the guys partook, I did not.  Seemed wrong to me at the time.  God bless you Kim, I hope you have had a great life and will continue to do so for many years.

 

[Hawks64]

Is this thread still alive?

Nothing like Shuke in HD with white creamy substances in his beard

 

[shuke]

Wait, I can't find this piece of styrofoam.

 

[AAABatteries]

In 6th grade, in Bishops Woods, one night after school, a classmate, Kim, did her own unique take on this for us guys.  After she pulled them out some of the guys partook, I did not.  Seemed wrong to me at the time.  God bless you Kim, I hope you have had a great life and will continue to do so for many years.

Would that be a marshmallow fish (like a Swedish fish) or a fishy marshmallow?  Either way, I’m intrigued.

 

[Hawks64]

Is this thread still alive?

@General Malaise response??

 

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Wait, I can't find this piece of styrofoam.

 

This next level analysis is why @shuke is out to a blistering 267-264 lead 

 

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@General Malaise response??

Too busy getting rich in the Cav Crypto thread 

 

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Original pic

Who is Rosie O’ Chongell On the top left

 

[SWC]

ok now then could one of you brohans eat something while you are watching the worst movie ever made named churchball that would be awesome maybe have brandy on in the background and make it an all swc edition eat off take that to the thank bank bromigos 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Wait, I can't find this piece of styrofoam.

I was just about to inform you that you ate a chunk of styrofoam

#fiber

 

[Ned]

Wait, I can't find this piece of styrofoam.

I was just about to inform you that you ate a chunk of styrofoam

#fiber

 good thing its environmentally safe.

 

[General Malaise]

Is this thread still alive?

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

 

[General Malaise]

***Apologies in advance for using a very bad word here, it just kind of slipped out as I went into character***

 

[guru_007]

 

[culdeus]

 

[huskers15]

And we're back!!!!

 

[SWC]

oh my god i am laughing so hard people around me are asking whats wrong holy smokes my cold heart just grew three sizes today take that to the bank gmhan take that all the way to the bank 

 

[SWC]

i hope you watched all of churchball its basically unwatchable crap oh man i am literally crying take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[rockaction]

Is that the guy from The Wonder Years -- Jason Hervey -- in the background juxtaposed against Shuke's high school photo?

HFS. 

 

I declare a tie.  

 

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"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

 JFC 

This is the greatest thread in the history of the internet. GM's monitor shtick is unparalleled. 

 

[psychobillies]

I've come so close to voting so many times. 

 

[mr. furley]

oh dear 

the speed of the responses here is just aces

 

[Capella]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

 

 

[shuke]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

 Jason Hervey pic