EAT-OFF (3 Viewers)

[Capella]

Is that the guy from The Wonder Years -- Jason Hervey -- in the background juxtaposed against Shuke's high school photo?

HFS. 

 

I declare a tie.  

Yea that's worth like 8 votes alone 

 

[SWC]

f it i put on brandy myself and got a beer take that to the in your face sober wednesday bank brohans 

 

[General Malaise]

I've chewed 3 pieces of gum and am trying to drink a heavy IPA.  All I can taste is bitter orange rind.  This is horrible.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

GM proves why I voted correctly. Again.   

 

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I've chewed 3 pieces of gum and am trying to drink a heavy IPA.  All I can taste is bitter orange rind.  This is horrible.

The people’s champ. Takes one for the team. 

 

[Hawks64]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

Love the set background, film making at it's finest save for the shaky camera work

 

[shuke]

I've chewed 3 pieces of gum and am trying to drink a heavy IPA.  All I can taste is bitter orange rind.  This is horrible.

After doing some research, you probably made the better decision today.

"Orange peel actually has more fiber then the fruit inside contains.  It also has flavonoids in it that contain nutritious benefits."

"Styrofoam contains the chemical styrene, which has been linked to cancer, vision and hearing loss, impaired memory and concentration, and nervous system effects."

 

[mr. furley]

was there someone in the office/conference room behind you??

 

[AAABatteries]

I think we need to start a gofundme to get mini tripods and go-pros for these two 

 

[AAABatteries]

“Backpack..like a grown ### man!”

 

 

[Osaurus]

Is that an Oak Island map on the whiteboard?

 

[General Murmur of Agreemen]

After doing some research, you probably made the better decision today.

"Orange peel actually has more fiber then the fruit inside contains.  It also has flavonoids in it that contain nutritious benefits."

"Styrofoam contains the chemical styrene, which has been linked to cancer, vision and hearing loss, impaired memory and concentration, and nervous system effects."

I would eat Styrofoam out of a urinal if it regained my taste.

 

[General Murmur of Agreemen]

I would eat Styrofoam out of a urinal if it regained my taste.

Poops, accidental alias outing.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

How much backpack lint was on that unwashed orange?

Really? He didn't finish an orange. How can a guy who eats, at best, one-third of a fruit any eight year old can consume in a single sitting be your champion?

 Yogurt?  

 

[strykerpks]

I take a backpack to work

 

[Osaurus]

I take a backpack to work

My laptop bag is one 

 

[General Malaise]

How much backpack lint was on that unwashed orange?

Really? He didn't finish an orange. How can a guy who eats, at best, one-third of a fruit any eight year old can consume in a single sitting be your champion?

You try it through the rind tough guy.

 

[Osaurus]

Fage is way a way better yogurt fwiw.

 

[dickey moe]

Is this thread still alive?

Like a Kenny Rogers eating mayonaisse.

 

[McJose]

Nothing like Shuke in HD with white creamy substances in his beard

"Midwest mature shows off creampie on cam"

 

[otb_lifer]

"Midwest mature shows off creampie on cam"

IN

 

[Binky The Doormat]

"Midwest mature shows off creampie on cam"

IN

oh yeah, definitely in.  

 

[Wrigley]

I watched this without the sound.  

.....and pants.

Hey, get your own shtick

 

[Hov34]

:Subscribe:

 

[Hov34]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

The way you say "Bromingos" as one syllable is disturbing.  But the way you crush an orange is hypnotic.

 

[McJose]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

Shows a real zest for competition but somewhat unappealing.  

 

[higgins]

Is there any way we could get these 2 signed up as a team for The Amazing Race ?

 

[culdeus]

Is there any way we could get these 2 signed up as a team for The Amazing Race ?

You mispelled The Bachelorette

 

[EYLive]

wtf is churchball?  

 

[heckmanm]

   

 

[5-ish Finkle]

wtf is churchball?  

I assume it has to involve Kirk Cameron, right?

 

[Osaurus]

I assume it has to involve Kirk Cameron, right?

Layup of the Master?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Layup of the Master?

Left Behind....The Foul Line

 

[NotSmart]

In 6th grade, in Bishops Woods, one night after school, a classmate, Kim, did her own unique take on this for us guys.  After she pulled them out some of the guys partook, I did not.  Seemed wrong to me at the time.  God bless you Kim, I hope you have had a great life and will continue to do so for many years.

That's beautiful.

 

[shuke]

I like fruit, too.

 

[Politician Spock]

I like fruit, too.

 

Someone get these two a whole pineapple, STAT!

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Idk how I missed this thread before, but it fantastic 

 

[Hawks64]

I like fruit, too.

 

[Capella]

when the fruit so good you nut

 

[5-ish Finkle]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

WTF is a "bromako"?

I like fruit, too.

Bearcat ShukeTM may be my new third favorite shuke.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I see you finished the whole orange. THANK YOU

Lil' cutie, not an orange. 

"I see we're wearing hats inside now" had me rolling.  This is why it was so hard to cast a vote!  I may need to create an alias. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

WTF is a "bromako"?

Bearcat ShukeTM may be my new third favorite shuke.

Portlandian for bro-migos. I think. 

 

[SWC]

I like fruit, too.

oh sweet baby little guy from the big kahuna in the sky im dying here in brewtown you brohans are the best honestly total pick me up late in the week you brohans keep on keepin on take that to the bank 

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

"The Sailors say 'Jason, you're a fine turd (you're a fine turd)What a good wipe, you would be'....

Niccccce!

 

[otb_lifer]

i realllyreallyreally <3 this thread. 

thanking you both for this gift that keeps on giving 

 

[gianmarco]

I'm MAYBE 3/10ths to the way of figuring out who I'm voting for.

 

[Ned]

"Midwest mature shows off creampie on cam"

 

 

[Ned]

I like fruit, too.

Where'd you get Chick Fil A hat at?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Anybody have two left over fruit cakes.  We need to send one to each for a timed comparison.