EAT-OFF (4 Viewers)

[popeye]

In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.

 

[mr. furley]

In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.

:standingovulation:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

In John Facenda's voice;

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
blustering in from sea,
with a rollicking song he sweeps along
feasting boisterously.

His face is often mistaken

Gary’s Gutter and State Farm Jake,
with his steely eyes and a bristling beard

that smells vaguely of t-bone steak.

His stomach growls as he storms the pantry
our hero with unlocking jaws,
all FBGs shake and quiver and quake
as he takes from them their applause.

This hungry Shuke is a Buckeye
devouring food and drink for fun,
he'll knock GM 'round and upside down
and laugh when he's conquered and won.

*official approval

 

[munga30]

Oh wow should I switch I'm torn

 

[skol asylum]

Shuke having a light lunch.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Saturday night let's do this

wow.  tough to overcome this GM.

 

[shuke]

Not even eating stuff at this point.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Not even eating stuff at this point.

Someone has to make a GIF of the facial expressions between 0:23-0:26

 

[DA RAIDERS]

@General Malaise

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I hate this board sometimes.

But, my lord, I love me some Shuke!  

GM, WTF!?!

for shame. Your 9 kids are no excuse. 

 

[Tick]

Cross-promotion:

https://forums.footballguys.com/forum/topic/589574-is-this-shuke/?do=findComment&comment=20961196

 

[gianmarco]

If either of you pull off something like this, I'll vote.

 

[shuke]

Just another night at Shuke’s Pub

 

[bosoxs45]

Just another night at Shuke’s Pub

Any chance you are related to Kevin James?

 

[[icon]]

Just another night at Shuke’s Pub

Brilliant 

how about a mojito?

 

[Politician Spock]

Just another night at Shuke’s Pub

I had a hard time seeing what you were doing. Someone's belly blocked my view. 

 

[Dickies]

I'll raise your orange.

 

[Tick]

That kid's going to have quite a poo later.

 

[Politician Spock]

Been over a year since @General Malaise posted in this thread.

And @shuke leads by three votes.

Is it over folks? Do we now have a winner?

 

[beer 30]

Not even eating stuff at this point.

The casual head #### at the end, you just can't script this stuff

 

[El Floppo]

Been over a year since @General Malaise posted in this thread.

And @shuke leads by three votes.

Is it over folks? Do we now have a winner?

I'm abstaining until one of them can truly convince me.

 

[shuke]

The casual head #### at the end, you just can't script this stuff

the head what?

 

[[icon]]

@General Malaise has just been biding his time... plotting something epic this Sunday during the super bowl halftime show... 

Ive heard this is the time of one-in-a-generation Gastro-wizardry that has brought lesser forums to their knees. 

.... stay tuned

 

[Binky The Doormat]

the head what?

hey shuke!!!

 

[beer 30]

the head what?

rooster, tilt, tip, lean, incline...chose your synonym

 

[Politician Spock]

Sung to the song "Say It Ain't So Joe" by Murray Head (1975): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9tq9ImRTg, covered by Roger Daltrey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bVGTVrQd6M



Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
(Ooo Baby.... back ribs)
Don't you think we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Cause we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten
Yes, we're gonna get eaten
We're gonna get eaten

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

They told us that our hero has played his trump card
He doesn't know how to EAT on
We're clinging to his charm and large intestine
But the good old days are gone

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
We pinned our hopes on you GM and they're ruining our show

Joe Bryant and the forum may be falling apart
The posts have gotten scarce
One man's food held the forum together
But the truth is getting fierce

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
That's not what you want to eat GM and I've got a Sloppy Joe

Say it ain't so, GM please
Say it ain't so
I'm sure they're feeding us lies GM please tell us it ain't so

Oh, oh
Oh
That's not what you want to eat GM, please meet me at Jing Cho's

 

[eoMMan]

3 vote difference!?!?!

 

[SWC]

the last thing gm posted involved looking glasses brandy churchball and the word bromingo im not sure what he can to top that maybe he could do an eat off in front of a bank or something otherwise he left himself a pretty hard act to follow take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Scoresman]

Just a reminder that this is still a thing.

 

[Tick]

Just a reminder that this is still a thing.

Might be the best thing that ever happened here... so far.

 

[mr. furley]

Just a reminder that this is still a thing.

 my god, you people are the best

 

[shuke]

Just a reminder that this is still a thing.

Meh

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Just a reminder that this is still a thing.

Meh

 

[The General]

Practically an insurmountable lead at this point

I haven't voted yet. Still waiting to be impressed.

 

[huskers15]

Meh

OMFG LOL

 

[El Floppo]

 

God bless us, every one.

 

[gianmarco]

Meh

That ####### plant in the front.

If only you did this shirtless 

 

[gianmarco]

That may be my favorite video in this thread. I might have to vote.

 

[culdeus]

Hfs

 

[[icon]]

Meh

 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

as we get older these get funnier ...the commitment is real.  

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Impressive.

Truly.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

That's a nice butterfly on the door. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Most excellent!!

It’s too bad that @General Malaise has 27 children, and they have sucked any and all energy from him.  Otherwise, I think he’d respond. At least from some dark Portland parking lot. 

You can do it GM!!

 

[Dedfin]

My vote is for sale

 

[Ned]

The knife precision was the most impressive part.  I closed one eye when I saw the big knife and tiny ### clementine.   

 

[NotSmart]

The knife precision was the most impressive part.  I closed one eye when I saw the big knife and tiny ### clementine.   

Ditto, I cringed.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger.

 

[Capella]

Meh

 

 

[xulf]

Meh

Fabulous 

 

[shuke]

Ditto, I cringed.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a finger.

I take risks for my people.