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    Votes: 58 39.5%

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Rewatched Dan's, was trying to figure out who he reminded me of.  Then it hit me, because of the cadence of how he speaks:  He's a white version of Cleveland from Family Guy.

"This is LARger than I exPECted..."

 
facook said:
Rewatched Dan's, was trying to figure out who he reminded me of.  Then it hit me, because of the cadence of how he speaks:  He's a white version of Cleveland from Family Guy.

"This is LARger than I exPECted..."
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"PrOLLY shoulda let this cool OFF a TAD....buttttt, waaanted to make sure the DOnuts were NIce and FRESH...."

 
General Malaise said:
Better? https://youtu.be/fG8TdHYBNDQ
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🤣🤣🤣  Best part of these is always the tagline at the start "Hey, this is GM for YouTube Competitive Eating!"  I need to make a freaking branding package for that and take it straight to Alphabet, Inc.  There's a market here they're totally dropping the ball on.   I'll be rich.

Still haven't voted.  Was leaning towards team shuke.....but this one is giving me pause.  Has pretty much everything: Commentary, action, Rudnarski shade, threat-of-wife-repercussions, WWF-style calling out of adversaries, and artery clogging amounts of Thousand Island Dressing.  What more could we ask for?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
🤣🤣🤣  Best part of these is always the tagline at the start "Hey, this is GM for YouTube Competitive Eating!"  I need to make a freaking branding package for that and take it straight to Alphabet, Inc.  There's a market here they're totally dropping the ball on.   I'll be rich.

Still haven't voted.  Was leaning towards team shuke.....but this one is giving me pause.  Has pretty much everything: Commentary, action, Rudnarski shade, threat-of-wife-repercussions, WWF-style calling out of adversaries, and artery clogging amounts of Thousand Island Dressing.  What more could we ask for?
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The excessive grunting has me rolling

 
General Malaise said:
Here's an outtake. Was hoping to get this into the shot but I don't know how to edit videos together.  I thought the guy putting his hands together to bless my Big Mac was a nice touch.
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5-ish Finkle said:
🤣🤣🤣  Best part of these is always the tagline at the start "Hey, this is GM for YouTube Competitive Eating!"  I need to make a freaking branding package for that and take it straight to Alphabet, Inc.  There's a market here they're totally dropping the ball on.   I'll be rich.

Still haven't voted.  Was leaning towards team shuke.....but this one is giving me pause.  Has pretty much everything: Commentary, action, Rudnarski shade, threat-of-wife-repercussions, WWF-style calling out of adversaries, and artery clogging amounts of Thousand Island Dressing.  What more could we ask for?
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It has everything......

Except being filmed in the proper orientation.

 
Ned said:
At the 1:35 mark he stares at the phone, just holding the 2nd bite in his mouth as if he was questioning his life choices.  I thought he was going to choke right then and there.  
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Yeah, I thought he was going to puke then for sure

 
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shuke said:
GM goes months at a time without a video.  I'll let him enjoy the spotlight here for a bit.
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Reading some genuine fear between the lines there...

:popcorn:

ETA... You  going to me Dan defender your honor? Not sure I have the half hour in me to watch the entire video of him eating a hamburger.

Who am I kidding. Of course I do.

 
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El Floppo said:
Reading some genuine fear between the lines there...

:popcorn:

ETA... You  going to me Dan defender your honor? Not sure I have the half hour in me to watch the entire video of him eating a hamburger.

Who am I kidding. Of course I do.
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Don't taunt happy fun ball.

If we need a Big Mac hammering I will do it but let the professionals do their work on their own time

 
Nice job fellas. In the last 2 minutes I was able to give the final reaction to 3 posts to hit for the cycle. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.

 
strykerpks said:
Your move @Dan Lambskin

I already hate myself for this. Ridicule freely
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The choice of Billy Idol for the soundtrack sure added that last little something.  It wasn't "class", per se, but it was something that was  absolutely needed.  Bravo, sir.  *golf clap*

Dan Lambskin said:
What am I supposed to do to top that, eat a ball of ear wax?
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Butt-chug a Diet Mello Yello out of a hobo?

 
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Page 5? Unacceptable.

Aloha gbs @General Malaise and @shuke I consider myself lucky that I got to see you to battle live at the lake house and I feel like your guys power is needed once again. I can’t bet on the weather, I’d prefer to bet on the two of you chowing down burgees in 1,2 maybe 3 bites. I know your cholesterol and arteries would be put to the test but let’s face it, you’re already eating this #### anyways. What do you say boys, devour some food for those of us sheltered in place?

 
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