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Politician Spock
Footballguy
Wingnut
Footballguy
The funniest part is when you say French's yellow mustard is crap, then you bust out French's dijon. Way to go top shelf.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Didn't even noticeThe funniest part is when you say French's yellow mustard is crap, then you bust out French's dijon. Way to go top shelf.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Nice mustard burn.The funniest part is when you say French's yellow mustard is crap, then you bust out French's dijon. Way to go top shelf.
pats3in4
Footballguy
pats3in4
Footballguy
I so want to hear one of these days from a colleague in the background: "Who are you talking to?"
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Sconch
Footballguy
Meh.
Eating a Doritos taco as fast as possible is called East Bakersfield Prom Night around here.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
little piece fell out
General Malaise
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
kept waiting for the followup sauce packet at the end 
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Tick
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
gianmarco
Footballguy
Might be my favorite of Shuke's. Finally delivers.
Oh, and I think someone stashed some poop underwear in the ceiling behind you.
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
Fantastic video. Notice how the eyes go black as a shark's during the feeding frenzy. There is no humanity in this machine, just the overriding urge to eat something, anything, in the most demonstrative manner imaginable. I have never pitied a chili dog, before now.
but then, there is something, a glimmer of some cherubic humanity that twinkles in the eyes for a split second. Is it self-doubt? Is it fear of choking? Is it the countless mundane daily distractions that impose themselves on a man's mind and drive him mad? No matter, that flash of humanity is gone in an instant. Replaced by the cold, steely gaze of a man that has full possession of his mind, and returns with purpose to his task. Zen masters in Japan train for years to achieve this level of concentration and mindfulness. We are witnessing, not "shuke eating", but simply "eating."
There is no shuke.
but then, there is something, a glimmer of some cherubic humanity that twinkles in the eyes for a split second. Is it self-doubt? Is it fear of choking? Is it the countless mundane daily distractions that impose themselves on a man's mind and drive him mad? No matter, that flash of humanity is gone in an instant. Replaced by the cold, steely gaze of a man that has full possession of his mind, and returns with purpose to his task. Zen masters in Japan train for years to achieve this level of concentration and mindfulness. We are witnessing, not "shuke eating", but simply "eating."
There is no shuke.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Excellent musical accompaniment. What was that? A hot dog?
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Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Sweet. The Skyline Chili music adds to the tears in your eyes. One of your best.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
TheAristocrat
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Please tell me when you asked for the bib that you told them it was for your competitive eating YouTube channel.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
People wearing bibs there is not uncommon. It is sloppy with the noodles.
Please tell me when you asked for the bib that you told them it was for your competitive eating YouTube channel.
SWC
Bromigo
shuke you and gm should come to the wisconsin state fair one year and have a special eat off edition of whatever they are putting on a stick and deep frying that year last year they somehow deep fried macaroni and cheese on a stick which seems impossible to me but what in the hell do i know i guess i just go for the pig races and overpriced beer take that to the bank bromigos
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Insoxicated
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This feels like Barry Sanders dropping the bomb on us. It can't end like this.
I'm going to make some aliai
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Politician Spock
Footballguy
That's f'd up!
You down a chili cheese coney and GM deep throats a corn dog. Apparently the voters here are into watching dudes deep throat stuff. I guess if this contest were to continue you'd have to get sexy with some popcicles to win. Probably a good idea to call it quits.
skol asylum
Footballguy
Aren't the crystal trophies on your shelf enough of an acknowledgement of your eating prowess? Must you constantly cry out for approval? You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
#teamshuke
General Malaise
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Friend of mine recently posted an "unpackaging" video involving apricots, including a moldy one where he devoured them and followed up with the patented double twinkie inhalation. You guys need to step up.
skol asylum
Footballguy
higgins
Footballguy
I think a new twist to this contest extraordinare would be a "hot off" -- we get you two in Brick Lane Curry House to square off mano-y-mano to eat the spiciest curry there is.
El Floppo
Footballguy
both of those restaurants are within spitting distance from me. never had the super-spicy curry at brick lane... tempted.
General Malaise
Footballguy
No chance here. I have to stop at Caribbean Jerk at BWW. That's as hot as I can go. Concede that one to Captain Ramius.
Joe T
Footballguy
Politician Spock
Footballguy
To make up for your not so masculine last effort, eat a sloppy joe in one bite. Make sure it's a Manwich.
Tick
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Have you guys tried this with ribs yet?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
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