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General Malaise said:
That was like the English Patient of EAT-OFF vids.  I kept waiting for something - ANYTHING - to happen and it was just you laboriously ingesting fried foods at a glacial pace.  

And I take umbrage with you calling me skinny as a rail.  To wit, this is a picture of me from yesterday.  My 80 year old neighbor Betty saw me struggling in my brown, crabgrass and weed infested lawn and suggested I borrow her hand-aerator.  After watching me struggle with it for 5 minutes, I took a break to wipe off all the sweat from my face and get sip of beer.  In the meantime, 80 year old Betty grabbed the hand-aerator and went to work.  ON MY LAWN.  Note the giant girth of beer belly protruding from my t-shirt.  I've rightly earned my place as a fat POS and you will refer to me as such.  

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to read from the Bible - Old Testament - while I listen to NPR in an attempt to resurrect some excitement in my life after that 6 minute long snooze fest of yours.
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Bonus points for the hands on hips runway pose.

 
General Malaise said:
That was like the English Patient of EAT-OFF vids.  I kept waiting for something - ANYTHING - to happen and it was just you laboriously ingesting fried foods at a glacial pace.  

And I take umbrage with you calling me skinny as a rail.  To wit, this is a picture of me from yesterday.  My 80 year old neighbor Betty saw me struggling in my brown, crabgrass and weed infested lawn and suggested I borrow her hand-aerator.  After watching me struggle with it for 5 minutes, I took a break to wipe off all the sweat from my face and get sip of beer.  In the meantime, 80 year old Betty grabbed the hand-aerator and went to work.  ON MY LAWN.  Note the giant girth of beer belly protruding from my t-shirt.  I've rightly earned my place as a fat POS and you will refer to me as such.  

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to read from the Bible - Old Testament - while I listen to NPR in an attempt to resurrect some excitement in my life after that 6 minute long snooze fest of yours.
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GREAT PICTURE.  

ETA: It should be titled "Northwest Gothic."  

 
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General Malaise said:
That was like the English Patient of EAT-OFF vids.  I kept waiting for something - ANYTHING - to happen and it was just you laboriously ingesting fried foods at a glacial pace.  
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to read from the Bible - Old Testament - while I listen to NPR in an attempt to resurrect some excitement in my life after that 6 minute long snooze fest of yours.
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dying  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
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Hidden bonus:  shuke's beard smelled like Popeye's for the rest of the day.

(BTW, biscuits woulda been done by the time you finished filming that.)

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Agree.  It was my first time.  Plus I had hot donut glaze dripping all over my shirt and pants
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Yes....it was hot donut glaze.  Mmm hmmm.

The POV on that looks like it's from someone between you knees.  "BrB, honey.  Gotta go rent a prostitute and buy a Luther Vandross Special down at KFC.  Don't wait up."   😭

"Your move, shuke." indeed.  Lambskin coming up on the outside! 😂

 
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