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FANTASY FOOTBALL EXCUSE SHIRTS (1 Viewer)

Ok I missed what is apparently a very solid 5-pager here in the FFA. Folks are raving about it and calling it the POTY. I just think I may be missing the point of this new smiley.What is proper use of the smiley? What does it mean?Is it a way to make fun of spammers?Is it just a response to someone who makes an excuse about something in life?:shrug:Can someone help a GB out?TIA

 
Ok I missed what is apparently a very solid 5-pager here in the FFA. Folks are raving about it and calling it the POTY. I just think I may be missing the point of this new smiley.

What is proper use of the smiley? What does it mean?

Is it a way to make fun of spammers?

Is it just a response to someone who makes an excuse about something in life?

:shrug:

Can someone help a GB out?

TIA
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Essentially, if someone comes up with a lame excuse for something, you point to the shirt (where the excuse is written). As for our spammer, he went nowhere fast with his marketing ploy. Some have suggested that the attention was actually beneficial, but I don't think virtual tarring and feathering helped anyone.

 
:ptts:

I have caved to the will of the people. Now. Go. Tell the masses what a kind and generous mod I am. TIA.
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I have so many witty replies, all of which would surely end up in bannings.Shick, I didnt mean that hurling insult, really. :ptts:

Actually, FBGs can now use this on the threads which criticize your rankings.

Why did you guys have Barlow SO freakin high last year? .... :ptts:

 
I don't think you guys should be so mean to dkeato.  What if he/she is some little kid that made these shirts and is trying to sell them online.  He/She was probably all excited thinking "People are going to love these!"  Then after reading this thread, he/she is sitting in bed crying :no:
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people DO love them.he got his own smilie.

guy's already an FFA legend. what more could he ask for?
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He is the Edsel of shirts. Legend in his own time.
 
Ok, thanks for the pointers GBs :thumbup:So, for example...Wheelhouse, whatever happened to getting us those pics?? :ptts: Wolf, when are you gonna tag that chick who sleeps 5 feet away from you each night? :ptts:

 
Took one for the team. Got both shirts. Mostly out of curiousity, price was cheap enough. They are hideous, but might make for a great spank rag! Etch a sketch graphics at best!

 
I want everyone to know that i won't be getting any action tonight as my wife forgot to go get beer in the 8th inning of the local AAA game and when she went in the 9th, the beer stand was closed. She said, "sorry." I said, "point to the shirt" She called me a moron and now she's asleep and I'm posting on a message board.Colin

 
I want everyone to know that i won't be getting any action tonight as my wife forgot to go get beer in the 8th inning of the local AAA game and when she went in the 9th, the beer stand was closed. She said, "sorry." I said, "point to the shirt" She called me a moron and now she's asleep and I'm posting on a message board.

Colin
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:lmao: I will not be getting any action tonight because my wife is in philadelphia. I have spent most of the night cleaning, now I'm hanging out here for a bit drinking a couple blue moons until bed. This is probably not useful information at all, and nobody really cares, but what the hell, it's already typed.
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:rolleyes: :ptts:

 
I want everyone to know that i won't be getting any action tonight as my wife forgot to go get beer in the 8th inning of the local AAA game and when she went in the 9th, the beer stand was closed. She said, "sorry." I said, "point to the shirt" She called me a moron and now she's asleep and I'm posting on a message board.

Colin
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:lmao: :ptts:

 
I want everyone to know that i won't be getting any action tonight as my wife forgot to go get beer in the 8th inning of the local AAA game and when she went in the 9th, the beer stand was closed. She said, "sorry." I said, "point to the shirt" She called me a moron and now she's asleep and I'm posting on a message board.

Colin
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Why would you say "point to the shirt"? Wouldn't you just point to it?
 
I want everyone to know that i won't be getting any action tonight as my wife forgot to go get beer in the 8th inning of the local AAA game and when she went in the 9th, the beer stand was closed.  She said, "sorry."  I said, "point to the shirt"  She called me a moron and now she's asleep and I'm posting on a message board.

Colin
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Why would you say "point to the shirt"? Wouldn't you just point to it?
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:goodposting: I've learned this difference the hard way. Without actually pointing to the shirt, the people you are talking to usually don't know what's going on, thus limiting the shirt's effectiveness.

 
I can't help but periodically go back to Jerseytees to look at the fantasy football excuses shirt. It's like the holocaust of t-shirt designs. Its horrible. Tragic. And yet I keep going back. So many questions.

I understand why players but the black under their eyes, to cut down on glare, but what does the black on the bridge of the nose do? I need to know.

The football is nerf sized. His left hand has 4 fingers, and one of them is a toe. His right hand appears to be mangled. He's like the guy the Machinist sees that nobody else does.

And his eyes ... they haunt me.

 
I think the black on the nose is the breathe right tape. But it's int he wrong direction :lmao: .

This shirt is soooo bad, I might break down and buy one. It would be cool if FBG's could make a deal with them and add black-eye joe to the back.

I can't help but periodically go back to Jerseytees to look at the fantasy football excuses shirt. It's like the holocaust of t-shirt designs. Its horrible. Tragic. And yet I keep going back. So many questions.

I understand why players but the black under their eyes, to cut down on glare, but what does the black on the bridge of the nose do? I need to know.

The football is nerf sized. His left hand has 4 fingers, and one of them is a toe. His right hand appears to be mangled. He's like the guy the Machinist sees that nobody else does.

And his eyes ... they haunt me.
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Took one for the team. Got both shirts. Mostly out of curiousity, price was cheap enough. They are hideous, but might make for a great spank rag! Etch a sketch graphics at best!
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Report back when you get them! I really need to know if they are, indeed, "High quality, white, pre-shrunk cotton tees."
 
I would really like dkeato to return and tell us how many times he had to have somebody kick him in the head until he was ######ed enough to think these were even remotely good designs.
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Ask and you shall recieve...
 
I would really like dkeato to return and tell us how many times he had to have somebody kick him in the head until he was ######ed enough to think these were even remotely good designs.
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Ask and you shall recieve...
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There's no way that's really him.Besides, how did he get another FF site to team up with him? Sad.

 
I can't help but periodically go back to Jerseytees to look at the fantasy football excuses shirt. It's like the holocaust of t-shirt designs. Its horrible. Tragic. And yet I keep going back. So many questions.

I understand why players but the black under their eyes, to cut down on glare, but what does the black on the bridge of the nose do? I need to know.

The football is nerf sized. His left hand has 4 fingers, and one of them is a toe. His right hand appears to be mangled. He's like the guy the Machinist sees that nobody else does.

And his eyes ... they haunt me.
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:lmao:
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks. And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)

 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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:excited:
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Christopher tells Tommy "Talk to the hand" or is that Spider?
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :ptts:

 
Hey now, don’t forget about your wives and girlfriends. Are you at the bar, and they are home? Do you have the remote and she has to watch the games? Tell her to be proud, with our new Tee Shirt

that still kills me. :lmao:

Yeah Jennie, he's been at the bar since sunrise, but I'm proud of him...and my new shirt.

 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Chief -Can you clear something up? Are you supposed to wear the shirt and point to it when somebody else complains? Or do you give it to someone who complains, make him wear it, and point to it (when he is wearing it) when they start whining?

Also, do you have sex-themed excuse shirts? I think it'd be great if after boning your SO and they complained about sore breasts or some kind of ######l infection, you could "point to the shirt" (while being half-asleep of course).

Thanks.

Nipsey

 
I can't help but periodically go back to Jerseytees to look at the fantasy football excuses shirt. It's like the holocaust of t-shirt designs. Its horrible. Tragic. And yet I keep going back. So many questions.

I understand why players but the black under their eyes, to cut down on glare, but what does the black on the bridge of the nose do? I need to know.

The football is nerf sized. His left hand has 4 fingers, and one of them is a toe. His right hand appears to be mangled. He's like the guy the Machinist sees that nobody else does.

And his eyes ... they haunt me.
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And is that a charm bracelet around his right wrist?
 
Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention.
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I'm glad it worked out for you :thumbup:
 
Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention.
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I'm glad it worked out for you :thumbup:
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Seriously...I visit the site at least three times a day.
 
Those last two are pretty funny. Thanks for that finger pointing thing too. What a huge waste of time.
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For a guy selling crappy t-shirts like hotcakes, you sure are ungrateful. Those shirts are sitting in your garage (FOREVER) if not for this thread. And to think, I was about to place an order for 150 shirts. :thumbdown:
 
Those last two are pretty funny. Thanks for that finger pointing thing too. What a huge waste of time.
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For a guy selling crappy t-shirts like hotcakes, you sure are ungrateful. Those shirts are sitting in your garage (FOREVER) if not for this thread. And to think, I was about to place an order for 150 shirts. :thumbdown:
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I was going to buy three of them for my nephews, for them to make fun of the local neighborhood kids, but I can't now. Not after that. Little Tommy is crying right now, dkeato. He was so looking forward to that shirt. Shame on you. :thumbdown:

 
Those last two are pretty funny. Thanks for that finger pointing thing too. What a huge waste of time.
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For a guy selling crappy t-shirts like hotcakes, you sure are ungrateful. Those shirts are sitting in your garage (FOREVER) if not for this thread. And to think, I was about to place an order for 150 shirts. :thumbdown:
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I was going to buy three of them for my nephews, for them to make fun of the local neighborhood kids, but I can't now. Not after that. Little Tommy is crying right now, dkeato. He was so looking forward to that shirt. Shame on you. :thumbdown:
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Can't buy a gift for your little nephew because the owner is a dich? Point to the shirt!
 
I have an undecorated wall in my pizza parlor...any thoughts on possible decorations?  :popcorn:
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that depends. are you a fan of mobster movies?
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Dude, I OWN every mobster movie there is, and I watch the Sopranos religiously.
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then you are in for a real treatabout how much are you willing to spend here?

 
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