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FANTASY FOOTBALL EXCUSE SHIRTS (1 Viewer)

I have an undecorated wall in my pizza parlor...any thoughts on possible decorations? :popcorn:
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that depends. are you a fan of mobster movies?
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Dude, I OWN every mobster movie there is, and I watch the Sopranos religiously.
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then you are in for a real treatabout how much are you willing to spend here?
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I think I see where this is going. I will sit tight and watch the banter continue.
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Really... You were able to figure out where this is going?

Truly amazing...

 
Also, for the next version of "Family Sitdown", can you include the cast of New Jack City?

"Am I my brother's keeper?" Is Wesley Snipes referring to Fredo? Or Sonny? Or even Uncle Junior and Tony's late father?

 
I have an undecorated wall in my pizza parlor...any thoughts on possible decorations?  :popcorn:
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that depends. are you a fan of mobster movies?
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Dude, I OWN every mobster movie there is, and I watch the Sopranos religiously.
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then you are in for a real treatabout how much are you willing to spend here?
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let me also add that no one has these items yet, and everyone will be asking you where you bought it.still interested?

 
How about one for fantasy golf? "Vijay can't play in the cold" "The course is too tight for Davis" "That camera clicked in Tiger's backswing" "Daly has DT's"

 
dkeato, let me explain something for you.

What you need to do now is recklessly and totally defend every single aspect of your shirt and why you posted here. Remember - you are a genius and above reproach, and it's your job to tell us why. Don't forget to call everyone you can a name, misspell often, and use arguments that are not pertinent to the discussion.

If you're wondering what that looks like, just do a search for a user we know as larry_boy_44.

Do your homework, then come back so we can amuse ourselves at your efforts. Thank you.
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Don't forget to type 'lol' after everything you say, even though you've never said anything that was intentionally funny.I had no intention of defending myself. I should expect heaping abuses for posting here in FFA. No names (although a few were thrown at me) and no spelling corrections. Now please visit Jerseytees.com and buy a shirt

lol
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serious question: what is on the back of the shirt?more glorious artwork? Please don't tell me I have to buy the shirt just to find out.

 
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How about a "life" excuse shirt?"My mom was raped when she was 12 and out I came", "It was Lyle's idea and I was scared", "My pituitary is funky", "Groundballs take funny hops in Shea"The list is endless. :thumbup:

 
How about a "life" excuse shirt?

"My mom was raped when she was 12 and out I came", "It was Lyle's idea and I was scared", "My pituitary is funky", "Groundballs take funny hops in Shea"

The list is endless. :thumbup:
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:lmao:
 
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:sadbanana:
 
How about a "life" excuse shirt?

"My mom was raped when she was 12 and out I came", "It was Lyle's idea and I was scared", "My pituitary is funky", "Groundballs take funny hops in Shea"

The list is endless. :thumbup:
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How about a Hollywood one for Nipsey:"The director said he'd cast me if I blew him," "A Lifetime movie is still a movie," "I thought video game voice over work would really solidify my resume"

 
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How about a "life" excuse shirt?

"My mom was raped when she was 12 and out I came",  "It was Lyle's idea and I was scared", "My pituitary is funky", "Groundballs take funny hops in Shea"

The list is endless.  :thumbup:
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How about a Hollywood one for Nipsey:"The director said he'd cast me if I blew him," "A Lifetime movie is still a movie," "I thought video game voice over work would really soidify my resume"
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:lmao: Ouch.
 
Please identify yourself if you bought one of those. I really want to tell you to have a great season.

 
Those last two are pretty funny. Thanks for that finger pointing thing too. What a huge waste of time.
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We've helped you to sell product, and you call that a waste of time? Do sales not count unless we acknowledge your genius too?
 
on thursday, i told my wife that i was going to cut the lawn. i went the bar after work instead, and never got around to it. yesterday she says "i thought you were going to cut the grass" and i responded "point to the shirt." she didn't get it, but i was amused.

 
I just drafted a dominant team. I feel I'm a lock for the championship this year. The only way I can possibly lose is if my QB steps out of bounds. :ptts:

 
Maybe dkeato could donate some shirts to the people who lost everything in the hurricane. Wait......they've suffered enough....

 
Maybe dkeato could donate some shirts to the people who lost everything in the hurricane. Wait......they've suffered enough....
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:lmao: "Forgot to submit your starters after losing everything you own to a hurricane? POINT TO THE SHIRT!"

 
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Hmm...a couple a bucks off?.....Nah, I think I'll wait a bit longer until the boxer version comes out...."Point to the crotch!"

 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Dozens? Wow........... :rolleyes:
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Dozens? Wow........... :rolleyes:
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Probably from wives who are looking to embarrass their husbands. :no:
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of  your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Dozens? Wow........... :rolleyes:
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Probably from wives who are looking to embarrass their husbands. :no:
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I think they would make a decent gag gift for whoever finishes last in your league.
 
You know, I *just* about stopped reading this thread when everybody started talking about jumping the shark. And THEN--my heart thrilled--the return of dkeato!!Masterful. Best thread I've read in here. :lmao:

 
OK guys, its time for more abuse my way, in exchange for some charity, if anyone wants to buy either of the shirts I have on Jerseytees.com, I will do two things,

I will send all the proceeds to the Red Cross for Katrina relief. I will keep nothing.

And I will sell them at $15 delivered, $22 for two, $29 for three.

Now heap the jabs and smilie faces in my direction.

You can also help out in a small way, and get a goofy shirt for you or your girlfriend/ wife at the same time.

I have sizes medium, large, xl and xxl for the excuse shirts,

and

medium, large, and xl in the fantasy football widow shirts as well.

Skip the website for ordering, and paypal me the $$ to dkeato@yahoo.com

I will even donate the shipping charges

So look at the shirts at

Jersey Tees.com

and I will post results as they come in.

If you order through the website, make a note that this is for the Katrina fund

thanks

 
I absolutely will send money to this guy via Paypal and feel assured it goes to the right people.
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What's up with the bitterness?
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No bitterness. We always trust spammers.
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As you wish, I will cut and paste all the transactions to this space at the end of next week as found on the paypal account. I have no interest in doing any more than what I stated above. I can also show the total amount donated if anyone cares to see it.
 
I absolutely will send money to this guy via Paypal and feel assured it goes to the right people.
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What's up with the bitterness?
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No bitterness. We always trust spammers.
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As you wish, I will cut and paste all the transactions to this space at the end of next week as found on the paypal account. I have no interest in doing any more than what I stated above. I can also show the total amount donated if anyone cares to see it.
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I think we'd all prefer an Excel spreadsheet.
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Condescendence towards others lack of education in the English vocabulary is most effectively done by not surrounding a whole sentence in parenthesis.
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of  your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Condescendence towards others lack of education in the English vocabulary is most effectively done by not surrounding a whole sentence in parenthesis.
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you should have an apostrophe after others
 
The number of posts here about my silly shirts is certainly impressive. Some of the replies are pretty funny, while others are just plain dumb. Regardless, all this noise has created hundreds of visits to the site and resulted in dozens of more sales than I probably would have gotten without this attention. As a sign of gratitude, if anyone wants a shirt, I will knock off a couple bucks.

And seriously, the artwork is supposed to be primitive and goofy on the shirt. . For all of your chatter and reliance on the smiley face things, criticism of my art is a bit sanctimonious. (some of you will now need to look up that word)
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Condescendence towards others lack of education in the English vocabulary is most effectively done by not surrounding a whole sentence in parenthesis.
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you should have an apostrophe after others
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:ptts:
 
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