Fat or Gay - You have to pick one. (1 Viewer)

[pollardsvision]

Wait, flaming is bad?

You'd be even cooler in todays world. Do it up!

Whichever gets me the steadiest stream of tail.

 

[Zow]

Being gay these days is borderline cool.. being fat was never that cool.

You're not the first person to have made this comment. Where the heck is this sentiment coming from?

TV, the media, schools, college. You knew to life woz?

No, but I'm strapped by the need to think things through logically and objectively. Accordingly, I have no idea wtf you guys are talking about with this "cool to be gay" thing. I'm assuming you guys have just seen one anecdotal example of some guy who is gay who also happens to be cool and think, "he's gay so he cannot possibly cool so some third party politically correct force is making him that way."

do you think being gay is not cool?

As not cool as being straight.

 

[LinusMarr]

Wait, flaming is bad?

You'd be even cooler in todays world. Do it up!

Whichever gets me the steadiest stream of tail.

Flaming will get you plenty of man tail, bon apetite'....

 

[Gator Shawn]

How is this a close question? If I am gay, then I like to take a #### in the mouth. I wouldn't object to it at all. I wouldn't know that my former self liked women, so it isn't like I would be longing for a former life. Under that scenario, why would I choose morbidly obese over that?

Exactly. A good question would be, if you took a D and it was able to make it so you never had to watch what you eat, would you do that?

 

[lakerstan]

If I choose gay, can I be a girl and a lesbian?

 

[tonydead]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

 

[T Bell]

32% of you are nuts.

Mmmmmmmmmm, nuts!

/fat guy & gay guy

 

[Scoresman]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

yeah I bet at least half of them figure they can just workout but that's not gonna work.

 

[bostonfred]

I would totally be a gay dude before I'd be a fat dude. Gays dudes can be sleep around like its no one's business and its just par for the course.

Yeah, that worked out well for Freddie lol

You promised you'd never tell

 

[shadyridr]

How is this a close question? If I am gay, then I like to take a #### in the mouth. I wouldn't object to it at all. I wouldn't know that my former self liked women, so it isn't like I would be longing for a former life. Under that scenario, why would I choose morbidly obese over that?

exactly

 

[Scoresman]

I can think of a few reasons why people would choose fat over gay

- they didn't read or understand that you cant just lose the weight.

- they are fat already and like fat women.

- they are so homophobic they cant stand the thought of being gay even knowing that they wouldn't know any better

- they have family and friends who are despicable people who would disown them if they became gay.

 

[AAABatteries]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

 

[pollardsvision]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

Anything more than a mouthful's a waste, right?

 

[LinusMarr]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

Anything more than a mouthful's a waste, right?

Ask Sweeney...

 

[AAABatteries]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

Anything more than a mouthful's a waste, right?

I was picking being fat.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I still say being fat and just getting a lap band and a tummy tuck is way better than being gay.

 

[mad sweeney]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

Anything more than a mouthful's a waste, right?

Ask Sweeney...

You seem to be obsessed with my sex life. I'm flattered but not interested.

 

[LinusMarr]

How big will my penis and my hypothetical lover's penis be?

Anything more than a mouthful's a waste, right?

Ask Sweeney...

You seem to be obsessed with my sex life. I'm flattered but not interested.

Ha', you wish....

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are not gay.

---Jerry Seinfeld__

 

[EYLive]

I choose a life of hot lesbianism.

 

[-fish-]

Gay, but I still don't like Woz

 

[Dr Oadi]

Both are changeable so it doesn't really much matter.....

 

[Niles Standish]

Gay is obvious. Average life with what seems very little real discrimination in the current world. Versus struggling to walk a half mile, probably not holding down a job and at best being attractive to a very small subset of people.

Wouldn't want to be either 50 years ago.

 

[flysack]

If you choose gay, the uptick is hot women will actually be more attracted to you. And when they come running, you can laugh in their faces and go suck a rooster.

Take that, hot girls who never used to give me a chance!

 

[Ned]

This doesnt seem right! You should be able to hit the gym in this scenario.

Nope, you have to stay fat. If you choose the gay option you can eat and become fat if you please.

Well that's a stupid rule.

 

[AAABatteries]

you can laugh in their faces and go suck a rooster.

 

[KCitons]

Chubby bi should have been an option. Just fat enough to be disgusting to by both men and women.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If I choose gay, can I be a girl and a lesbian?

This seems to be a viable option. Sure I'd miss my weiner, but I could still have sex with women.

 

[mad sweeney]

If you choose gay, the uptick is hot women will actually be more attracted to you. And when they come running, you can laugh in their faces and go suck a rooster.

Take that, hot girls who never used to give me a chance!

Half the gay guys I know bang some of their chick friends as consolation prizes when one or both of them strike out.

 

[mad sweeney]

Gay is obvious. Average life with what seems very little real discrimination in the current world. Versus struggling to walk a half mile, probably not holding down a job and at best being attractive to a very small subset of people.

Wouldn't want to be either 50 years ago.

You must not pay much attention to the real world if that's what you think. In fact, think might be a strong word for you.

 

[culdeus]

gay for sure. i don't even think you can have a self relationship at 400 pounds.

 

[Wilfredo Ledezma]

Hard to imagine people would rather be 400 pounds than gay. Do you realize how fat 400 pounds is?

This has just created a spinoff thread. But this guy is 400 pounds.

http://nypost.com/2013/11/17/next-big-thing-high-school-rb-weighs-400-lbs/

 

[Christo]

Man. We really don't like far people here.

Like? This has nothing to do with "like." I'm fat. But 400 pounds is me plus another 150 pound person. F that. I'll forget it.

 

[Christo]

Man. We really don't like far people here.

Like? This has nothing to do with "like." I'm fat. But 400 pounds is me plus another 150 pound person. F that. I'll forget it.

Love the auto-correct.

 

[Christo]

Fat w/ kids > Gay w/ loose butthole

It doesn't surprise me you'd be a bottom.

 

[SacramentoBob]

This doesnt seem right! You should be able to hit the gym in this scenario.

Nope, you have to stay fat. If you choose the gay option you can eat and become fat if you please.

Well that's a stupid rule.

I'm ignoring that rule since it's unrealistic.

 

[johnjohn]

lol at all the people that would rather suck a d than be fat

 

[Warrior]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

 

[Christo]

This doesnt seem right! You should be able to hit the gym in this scenario.

Nope, you have to stay fat. If you choose the gay option you can eat and become fat if you please.

Well that's a stupid rule.

I'm ignoring that rule since it's unrealistic.

It's unrealistic that someone who's 400 pounds isn't going to hit the gym with enthusiasm?

 

[Christo]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

You think people who are 400 pounds enjoyed their childhood?

 

[LinusMarr]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

You think people who are 400 pounds enjoyed their childhood?

Pipe down, slim....

 

[dickey moe]

Gay over morbid obesity, easy.

 

[dickey moe]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

You think people who are 400 pounds enjoyed their childhood?

Please, tell us about your childhood.

 

[Christo]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

You think people who are 400 pounds enjoyed their childhood?

Please, tell us about your childhood.

Why?

 

[KCitons]

32% of you are nuts.

A large portion of this percentage can't or didn't read the rules.

I fully read the rules. I still chose fat.

At least I'll enjoy the childhood and teenager years before I reach adulthood and really balloon up to 400lbs.

Nope, rules state you are 400lbs at birth

 

[BobbyLayne]

Ain't no Fat Pride Parade.

 

[Tom Servo]

i chose gay because gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins and I don't want to get on god's bad side

Pretty sure catching some other guy's man-meat is also a sin.

 

[Tom Servo]

I can think of a few reasons why people would choose fat over gay

- they didn't read or understand that you cant just lose the weight.

- they are fat already and like fat women.

- they are so homophobic they cant stand the thought of being gay even knowing that they wouldn't know any better

- they have family and friends who are despicable people who would disown them if they became gay.

While the other 3 may be true IRL, the bolded sure isn't. Only in your fantasy world is this the case.

 

[LinusMarr]

i chose gay because gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins and I don't want to get on god's bad side

Pretty sure catching some other guy's man-meat is also a sin.

You bet your rear end it is lol

 

[Politician Spock]

This doesnt seem right! You should be able to hit the gym in this scenario.

Nope, you have to stay fat. If you choose the gay option you can eat and become fat if you please.

Well that's a stupid rule.

I'm ignoring that rule since it's unrealistic.

It's unrealistic that someone who's 400 pounds isn't going to hit the gym with enthusiasm?

It's unrealistic in that it has to ignore the many examples of people who have really done it.

Maybe ABC can make a new reallity show called The Biggest Flamer where 15 gay people live in solitude and drop the gay like butter melting from their bodies, and thousands of fans of the show can write in testifying that they did it too while watching from their homes.

If not, then obviously being fat has options for change in reality that being gay does not seem to have in reallity. Thus that rule for this poll is just unrealistic.