Fat or Gay - You have to pick one. (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

It says gay or fat. I would choose to be a gay women.

More than one?

 

[AAABatteries]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

It says gay or fat. I would choose to be a gay women.

More than one?

That's hot.

 

[flapgreen]

Fat

 

[Niles Standish]

So has OP had to explain several times how this thread is NOT comparing being gay to being obese? Cause it sure comes across as an A-B choice, which typically compare like things

A hypothetical doesn't necessarily compare like things.

Would you rather have a million dollars or two functional legs? Both good things

Cut off your own thumb or your best friend's hand? Both bad things

Be gay or obese? Ummm...

Two functional legs is the status quo for the majority of us. So I'm not sure it's really a good thing. For some people, but for most it's neither good or bad. Would you like 2 functional legs? I already have them thanks.

A million dollars and less than 2 functional legs could be good or bad depending on who you are. For me I'd rather have the functional legs so I would think of the 2nd option as a bad thing.

 

[Disco Stu]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

I choose to be a bald eagle. The original post doesn't say I can't, and hey... that would be pretty awesome.

 

[TheIronSheik]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

I choose to be a bald eagle. The original post doesn't say I can't, and hey... that would be pretty awesome.

A gay bald eagle or a fat bald eagle?

 

[Politician Spock]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

I choose to be a bald eagle. The original post doesn't say I can't, and hey... that would be pretty awesome.

A gay bald eagle or a fat bald eagle?

Given the gay bald eagle is by the rules allowed to have sex, and given the fat bald eagle is by the rules NOT allowed to eat, the obvious choice is to be the gay bald eagle!

Why in the world would someone choose a specific passion for something but not be allowed to engage in that passion?

 

[Disco Stu]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

I choose to be a bald eagle. The original post doesn't say I can't, and hey... that would be pretty awesome.

A gay bald eagle or a fat bald eagle?

Gotta go gay. Fat would be a detrement to the whole "soaring like an eagle" thing.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Being a gay bald eagle might allow me to make a pretty powerful political statement.

 

[Disco Stu]

Being a gay bald eagle might allow me to make a pretty powerful political statement.

:goodposting

 

[TheIronSheik]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

I choose to be a bald eagle. The original post doesn't say I can't, and hey... that would be pretty awesome.

A gay bald eagle or a fat bald eagle?

Gotta go gay. Fat would be a detrement to the whole "soaring like an eagle" thing.

I get that. Plus, who wants to be fat AND bald.

 

[Clifford]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

If it doesn't say you can do it, then you cant do it. I laid down what each option was and neither of them had gender changes in the description.

It would be dumb to allow gender changes because who doesn't want to be a lesbian? You still get good tail and you could just play with your own on down nights.

I'm sorry but have you seen a lesbian outside of pr0n? I'd rather be a gay man any day.

 

[Clifford]

So has OP had to explain several times how this thread is NOT comparing being gay to being obese? Cause it sure comes across as an A-B choice, which typically compare like things

A hypothetical doesn't necessarily compare like things.

Would you rather have a million dollars or two functional legs? Both good things

Cut off your own thumb or your best friend's hand? Both bad things

Be gay or obese? Ummm...

Two functional legs is the status quo for the majority of us. So I'm not sure it's really a good thing. For some people, but for most it's neither good or bad. Would you like 2 functional legs? I already have them thanks.

A million dollars and less than 2 functional legs could be good or bad depending on who you are. For me I'd rather have the functional legs so I would think of the 2nd option as a bad thing.

I just want you to know that I appreciate the mental effort it took to misunderstand the point.

 

[Keerock]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

If it doesn't say you can do it, then you cant do it. I laid down what each option was and neither of them had gender changes in the description.

It would be dumb to allow gender changes because who doesn't want to be a lesbian? You still get good tail and you could just play with your own on down nights.

I'm sorry but have you seen a lesbian outside of pr0n? I'd rather be a gay man any day.

Can I be MacArtist?

 

[flapgreen]

I'll be 500lbs before I take a ####.

 

[fatness]

I'll be 500lbs before I take a ####.

It's important to have goals.

 

[Niles Standish]

So has OP had to explain several times how this thread is NOT comparing being gay to being obese? Cause it sure comes across as an A-B choice, which typically compare like things

A hypothetical doesn't necessarily compare like things.

Would you rather have a million dollars or two functional legs? Both good things

Cut off your own thumb or your best friend's hand? Both bad things

Be gay or obese? Ummm...

Two functional legs is the status quo for the majority of us. So I'm not sure it's really a good thing. For some people, but for most it's neither good or bad. Would you like 2 functional legs? I already have them thanks.

A million dollars and less than 2 functional legs could be good or bad depending on who you are. For me I'd rather have the functional legs so I would think of the 2nd option as a bad thing.

I just want you to know that I appreciate the mental effort it took to misunderstand the point.

Saying I misunderstood the point when I'm making fun of it?

That's like me blaming owls for how bad I suck at analogies.

 

[Politician Spock]

So has OP had to explain several times how this thread is NOT comparing being gay to being obese? Cause it sure comes across as an A-B choice, which typically compare like things

A hypothetical doesn't necessarily compare like things.

Would you rather have a million dollars or two functional legs? Both good things

Cut off your own thumb or your best friend's hand? Both bad things

Be gay or obese? Ummm...

Two functional legs is the status quo for the majority of us. So I'm not sure it's really a good thing. For some people, but for most it's neither good or bad. Would you like 2 functional legs? I already have them thanks.

A million dollars and less than 2 functional legs could be good or bad depending on who you are. For me I'd rather have the functional legs so I would think of the 2nd option as a bad thing.

I just want you to know that I appreciate the mental effort it took to misunderstand the point.

Saying I misunderstood the point when I'm making fun of it?

That's like me blaming owls for how bad I suck at analogies.

Who

 

[McGarnicle]

I object to the stipulation that I can't lose weight if I choose the fat option. ABSTAIN

 

[mquinnjr]

I object to the stipulation that I can't lose weight if I choose the fat option. ABSTAIN

You can work off excess fat if you work hard enough at it, you can't work off the ####. I think that's the "would you rather" the OP is going for here with the no weight loss stipulation.

 

[Disco Stu]

I object to the stipulation that I can't lose weight if I choose the fat option. ABSTAIN

You can work off excess fat if you work hard enough at it, you can't work off the ####. I think that's the "would you rather" the OP is going for here with the no weight loss stipulation.

Exactly. What would be the point otherwise?Would you rather be permanently gay or temporarily fat?

Are you so lazy you'd rather take a D than go to the gym?

Stupid.

 

[Scoresman]

Both options are meant to be permanent. ie: would rather live the rest of your life being fat or being gay. This isn't rocket science.

 

[Tom Servo]

It's interesting because the real problem with the gay option isn't so much the butt sex, it's all the knick knacks and accessorizing.

Don't forget the frilly shams and pillowcases.

 

[Tom Servo]

You've been given the chance to restart your life from the beginning with one of two possible outcomes once you become an adult. You can either be fat, or be gay. You must pick one.

Rules

- The definition of fat is 400+ pounds. Seriously obese. Many activities you take for granted today will become difficult or impossible. Your dating and sex pool will be limited to other fat people.

- The definition of gay is that your attraction tendencies will be of the same sex and you will have homosexual relationships including sex. You will also be out of the closet and everyone you know will react accordingly.

Disclaimer: This pole is not meant as a slur or slander against homosexuals or fat people. It is not meant as a means to compare or equate being fat with being gay. It's just good fun on a Friday.

Go.

Hmmm...says nothing about not eating or changing your sex. Lemme know why you decided to change the rules.

 

[Scoresman]

You've been given the chance to restart your life from the beginning with one of two possible outcomes once you become an adult. You can either be fat, or be gay. You must pick one.

Rules

- The definition of fat is 400+ pounds. Seriously obese. Many activities you take for granted today will become difficult or impossible. Your dating and sex pool will be limited to other fat people.

- The definition of gay is that your attraction tendencies will be of the same sex and you will have homosexual relationships including sex. You will also be out of the closet and everyone you know will react accordingly.

Disclaimer: This pole is not meant as a slur or slander against homosexuals or fat people. It is not meant as a means to compare or equate being fat with being gay. It's just good fun on a Friday.

Go.

Hmmm...says nothing about not eating or changing your sex. Lemme know why you decided to change the rules.

Because I hate all of you.

 

[McGarnicle]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[Keerock]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[fatness]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[mquinnjr]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[glumpy]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

If it doesn't say you can do it, then you cant do it. I laid down what each option was and neither of them had gender changes in the description.

It would be dumb to allow gender changes because who doesn't want to be a lesbian? You still get good tail and you could just play with your own on down nights.

I'm sorry but have you seen a lesbian outside of pr0n? I'd rather be a gay man any day.

FAIL.

So there's no misunderstanding--I have known many attractive and gay ladies including some who frequent this site.

 

[Politician Spock]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

If it doesn't say you can do it, then you cant do it. I laid down what each option was and neither of them had gender changes in the description.

It would be dumb to allow gender changes because who doesn't want to be a lesbian? You still get good tail and you could just play with your own on down nights.

I'm sorry but have you seen a lesbian outside of pr0n? I'd rather be a gay man any day.

FAIL.

So there's no misunderstanding--I have known many attractive and gay ladies including some who frequent this site.

"known" as in carnal?

 

[glumpy]

You cant change genders. wtf people making up rules left and right.

Seems to me that you're the one making up rules left and right. The original post by itself allows for a lot of options.

If it doesn't say you can do it, then you cant do it. I laid down what each option was and neither of them had gender changes in the description.

It would be dumb to allow gender changes because who doesn't want to be a lesbian? You still get good tail and you could just play with your own on down nights.

I'm sorry but have you seen a lesbian outside of pr0n? I'd rather be a gay man any day.

FAIL.

So there's no misunderstanding--I have known many attractive and gay ladies including some who frequent this site.

"known" as in carnal?

*sigh*

 

[Kenny Powers]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[Tom Servo]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[LinusMarr]

This thread is gay....

 

[fantasycurse42]

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick... result will be the same, no?

No response to this comment... This is amazing. Outside of some grunting, body hair, & a larger figure - Who could tell the difference between giving it to a dude on the backside and a woman?

Oh yea, and the penis.

 

[Scoresman]

I mean, at the end of the day if we all had our eyes tightly shut I doubt we'd notice the difference between a blowj from a dude or a chick... result will be the same, no?

No response to this comment... This is amazing. Outside of some grunting, body hair, & a larger figure - Who could tell the difference between giving it to a dude on the backside and a woman?

Oh yea, and the penis.

####### would be tough to tell, but with anal, you could tell because your balls would be slapping the other dude's dong and balls.

 

[LinusMarr]

Wonder how the fat, gay people on this board are liking this poll (pole)? lol

 

[Keerock]

Wonder how the fat, gay people on this board are liking this poll (pole)? lol

We don't like it.

 

[Niles Standish]

Wonder how the fat, gay people on this board are liking this poll (pole)? lol

All gay men are in terrific shape. Now gay women as we know are mostly obese.

 

[LinusMarr]

Wonder how the fat, gay people on this board are liking this poll (pole)? lol

All gay men are in terrific shape. Now gay women as we know are mostly obese.

They basically have to be gay they are so nasty...

 

[johnnycakes]

Can I ask to be aborted instead?

 

[lod01]

I'll be 500lbs before I take a ####.

So at 501 does that mean you are fat and decide to turn gay?

 

[flapgreen]

I'll be 500lbs before I take a ####.

So at 501 does that mean you are fat and decide to turn gay?

I hope I die first

 

[ShaHBucks]

Okay I think I get it now. Both are repulsive to me now, but if I'm gay, obviously #### is no longer repulsive. In fact, I would love ####, I'd suck it constantly. I'd go to gay bars and the first guy that sat down next to me I'd simply say "Hey, mind if I suck your ####?", and he'd be like, "Of course! Here it is! Suck it!". Because guys are like that. It's women that put all the restrictions on it, because they want a commitment. So a life in which I'm getting lots of what I love seems like it would be pretty nice. Of course, there is still a lot of homophobia in society, so that would be difficult to deal with. I'd probably move to a gay area in a big city so I'd always have plenty of #### to suck without being subjected to dirty looks.

Being fat is always unattractive and unhealthy. In fact, choosing fat in this poll effectively means you're choosing to die 20 or even 30 years earlier. So it's either fat and disgusting and dead, or lots of glorious gay #### in your face, which you would actually love even if you don't love it now.

I voted fat.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Ain't no Fat Pride Parade.

They wouldn't get very far anyway.

 

[Ignoramus]

Can I be Ellen Degeneres? Tons of dough and smoking hot wife.

 

[Ignoramus]

Ain't no Fat Pride Parade.

They wouldn't get very far anyway.

This year's Fat Pride Parade starts at the KFC at 26th and Main and runs to the McDonalds at 27th and Main.

 

[Christo]

Ain't no Fat Pride Parade.

They wouldn't get very far anyway.

This year's Fat Pride Parade starts at the KFC at 26th and Main and runs to the McDonalds at 27th and Main.

I highly doubt they run.