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FBG'S TOP 100 PINK FLOYD SONGS - #01 - Comfortably Numb from The Wall (1979) (4 Viewers)

Us and Them is one of the greatest songs of all time by anyone. I ranked it 3rd. It is a perfect song, any way you slice it.

I'm awestruck that they started a blank sheet of music paper and ended up with this.
What I am more awestruck about is the demo that Rick put together was intended to be used in a riot scene in the Zabriskie Point movie. The scene in the film features a lot of action during a bloody campus confrontation between students and police. Some students are tear-gassed and at least one is shot. The main character in the movie is shown grabbing a gun from his boot and joining in. The scene is frenetic, chaotic, and gory. Ultimately, a bloodied policeman is shown having been fatally shot. Now juxtapose that blood bath with what Rick Wright wrote and recorded. You would think they would have prepared something similar to Run Like Hell, not a solo piano piece that sounds like it was played at a church service.
 
(I'm guessing Vulture guy doesn't care for Beethoven either.)
I want to know what drugs the Vulture guy is on so I can strenuously avoid them.
The Vulture guy seems like he drew the short straw to have to rank the songs and then write a 53-page article for a band he really wasn't that into. I suppose if I got assigned to write a mega article on say the Top 200 rap songs of all time, I probably would sound like I had an umbrella opened up inside my keister, too. That's assuming, of course, I wouldn't take a dive out of a window on the 84th floor first.
 
#09 - Run Like Hell from The Wall (1979)
Sorry to go back a couple of songs. I ranked Run Like Hell at number 5. Run Like Hell is the ****, obviously. Not just on the album, but also live, perhaps especially so. Love the tempo, the playing, the lyrics, the meaning to the plot. Love everything about it. If someone said they didn't know anything about PF, and I had 30 minutes to give a tutorial, I'd consider playing them Run Like Hell first out of the gate before diving into the longer slower songs just to get them going.
 
Us and Them is a beautiful song that I had at 4. Gets a bit of a boost in my nostalgia factor as it happened to be playing during a couple of memorable hook-ups in college. Definitely was not complaining about the length of the song then.
 
#09 - Run Like Hell from The Wall (1979)
Sorry to go back a couple of songs. I ranked Run Like Hell at number 5. Run Like Hell is the ****, obviously. Not just on the album, but also live, perhaps especially so. Love the tempo, the playing, the lyrics, the meaning to the plot. Love everything about it. If someone said they didn't know anything about PF, and I had 30 minutes to give a tutorial, I'd consider playing them Run Like Hell first out of the gate before diving into the longer slower songs just to get them going.
It is my second favorite PF tune some days. SOYCD is my favorite EVERY day. 😀
 
Great DB Run Like Hell from 2016. After the first verse Barber gets real nice.

 
Us and Them is a beautiful song that I had at 4. Gets a bit of a boost in my nostalgia factor as it happened to be playing during a couple of memorable hook-ups in college. Definitely was not complaining about the length of the song then.
Look at me, I can last 8 minutes.
God only knows it's not what she would choose (choose, choose) to do (to do, to do)
 
Love is the drug for me.
Speaking of Roxy Music, David Gilmour performed at Live Aid as part of Bryan Ferry's band. Slave To Love
And of course, long time Roxy guitarist Phil Manzanera has played on and off with the Gilmour-led Floyd since A Momentary Lapse of Reason.
If we extend things even further, DG played on two tracks on Ferry's 1985 Boys And Girls album . . . along with keyboardist Jon Carin (who ended up on the AMLOR tour). DG then played on all of Ferry's Bete Noire album . . . along with another future PF touring musician, Guy Pratt.

 
Love is the drug for me.
Speaking of Roxy Music, David Gilmour performed at Live Aid as part of Bryan Ferry's band. Slave To Love
And of course, long time Roxy guitarist Phil Manzanera has played on and off with the Gilmour-led Floyd since A Momentary Lapse of Reason.
If we extend things even further, DG played on two tracks on Ferry's 1985 Boys And Girls album . . . along with keyboardist Jon Carin (who ended up on the AMLOR tour). DG then played on all of Ferry's Bete Noire album . . . along with another future PF touring musician, Guy Pratt.

Six degrees of David Gilmour - this could go on all day.
 
Us and Them is a beautiful song that I had at 4. Gets a bit of a boost in my nostalgia factor as it happened to be playing during a couple of memorable hook-ups in college. Definitely was not complaining about the length of the song then.
Look at me, I can last 8 minutes.
More like 2 minutes . . . with the other 6 minutes used to run to 7-Eleven to grab a cup of coffee and some smokes.
 
Us and Them is a beautiful song that I had at 4. Gets a bit of a boost in my nostalgia factor as it happened to be playing during a couple of memorable hook-ups in college. Definitely was not complaining about the length of the song then.
Look at me, I can last 8 minutes.
More like 2 minutes . . . with the other 6 minutes used to run to 7-Eleven to grab a cup of coffee and some smokes tea and a slice.
Fixed
 
Due to life/work I haven't been able to keep us as much as I would have liked throughout. When I saw how high up on the list we were already, I went back to page 1 to see where I had notable songs ranked higher than average, lower than average, anything I may have missed, etc. Just a couple that stood out real quick (no spoilers):

  • Somehow missed ranking "Hey You" :lol:
  • Higher than average on GG in the Sky (+10), Another Brick Part 2 (+11), Have a Cigar (+10), Mother (+8), On The Run (+29) :eek:
  • Lower than average on Shine On Parts 6-9 (-7)
  • Got a bingo on Welcome to the Machine :thumbup:
  • The pre-1973 stuff has been super informational (as someone admittedly less knowledgeable with that era), and enjoyed giving Animals a good re-listen

Also just want to reiterate how solid @Anarchy99 has been on this deal. Terrific stuff.
 
Due to life/work I haven't been able to keep us as much as I would have liked throughout. When I saw how high up on the list we were already, I went back to page 1 to see where I had notable songs ranked higher than average, lower than average, anything I may have missed, etc. Just a couple that stood out real quick (no spoilers):

  • Somehow missed ranking "Hey You" :lol:
  • Higher than average on GG in the Sky (+10), Another Brick Part 2 (+11), Have a Cigar (+10), Mother (+8), On The Run (+29) :eek:
  • Lower than average on Shine On Parts 6-9 (-7)
  • Got a bingo on Welcome to the Machine :thumbup:
  • The pre-1973 stuff has been super informational (as someone admittedly less knowledgeable with that era), and enjoyed giving Animals a good re-listen

Also just want to reiterate how solid @Anarchy99 has been on this deal. Terrific stuff.

You would be swipe right on my Tinder profile.
 
Due to life/work I haven't been able to keep us as much as I would have liked throughout. When I saw how high up on the list we were already, I went back to page 1 to see where I had notable songs ranked higher than average, lower than average, anything I may have missed, etc. Just a couple that stood out real quick (no spoilers):

  • Somehow missed ranking "Hey You" :lol:
  • Higher than average on GG in the Sky (+10), Another Brick Part 2 (+11), Have a Cigar (+10), Mother (+8), On The Run (+29) :eek:
  • Lower than average on Shine On Parts 6-9 (-7)
  • Got a bingo on Welcome to the Machine :thumbup:
  • The pre-1973 stuff has been super informational (as someone admittedly less knowledgeable with that era), and enjoyed giving Animals a good re-listen

Also just want to reiterate how solid @Anarchy99 has been on this deal. Terrific stuff.

You would be swipe right on my Tinder profile.
Since you brought it up. Bass goes on the prowl . . . AND ENDS UP WITH Grace Under Pressure!!!! (Cue "Going to the chapel and they’re gonna get married" music.)

SWIPE RIGHT / DID I MENTION I AM AN IBL REPRESENTATIVE?
@Grace Under Pressure (18 + 10 . . . with votes for all of Bass' Top 14 songs!)
@Just Win Baby (18 + 8)
@Ghoti (18 + 7)
4 others tied at 17 songs

SWIPE LEFT / NONE OF YOU ARE GRACE UNDER PRESSURE
@jabarony (8 + 1)
@Anarchy99 (9 + 6)
@zamboni (11 + 6)
4 tied with 12 songs

CHALK RANKINGS (Average songs per list)
lardonastick - 16.81, Yo Mama - 16.16
Friend of PIK95 - 15.48, Yambag - 15.10
PIK95 - 14.90, Ghost Rider - 14.77, Galileo - 14.71, BroncoFreak_2K3 - 14.58, Just Win Baby - 14.56, BassNBrew - 14.38, Dwayne Hoover - 14.29, FatMax - 14.16
Ghoti - 13.85, Rand al Thor - 13.31, worrierking - 13.31, ericttspikes - 13.19
Dr. Octopus - 12.91, BrutalPenguin - 12.69, zamboni - 12.38, Pip's Invitation - 12.23
Mookie Gizzy - 11.94
 
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Us And Them is a song that I sit down every couple of years and think, "Man, what a richly textured, layered, beautiful, masterpiece of a song!" I mean, really, really listening and absorbing the song and thinking how incredible it truly is. Then for another two years, I will skip over it every time and think it's too long, too slow, and doesn't fill my need for harder rocking PF. I didn't vote for it, but if the day I put my list together was the day I was into it, it would have been Top 5.

This is a good description, as others have said. UAT wasn't on my list either. I don't dislike it. I just like the rest of my list a little more.
 
Due to life/work I haven't been able to keep us as much as I would have liked throughout. When I saw how high up on the list we were already, I went back to page 1 to see where I had notable songs ranked higher than average, lower than average, anything I may have missed, etc. Just a couple that stood out real quick (no spoilers):

  • Somehow missed ranking "Hey You" :lol:
  • Higher than average on GG in the Sky (+10), Another Brick Part 2 (+11), Have a Cigar (+10), Mother (+8), On The Run (+29) :eek:
  • Lower than average on Shine On Parts 6-9 (-7)
  • Got a bingo on Welcome to the Machine :thumbup:
  • The pre-1973 stuff has been super informational (as someone admittedly less knowledgeable with that era), and enjoyed giving Animals a good re-listen

Also just want to reiterate how solid @Anarchy99 has been on this deal. Terrific stuff.

You would be swipe right on my Tinder profile.
Since you brought it up. Bass goes on the prowl . . . AND ENDS UP WITH Grace Under Pressure!!!! (Cue "Going to the chapel and the’re gonna get married" music.)

SWIPE RIGHT / DID I MENTION I AM AN IBL REPRESENTATIVE?
@Grace Under Pressure (18 + 10 . . . with votes for all of Bass' Top 14 songs!)
@Just Win Baby (18 + 8)
@Ghoti (18 + 7)
4 others tied at 17 songs

SWIPE LEFT / NONE OF YOU ARE GRACE UNDER PRESSURE
@jabarony (8 + 1)
@Anarchy99 (9 + 6)
@zamboni (11 + 6)
4 tied with 12 songs

CHALK RANKINGS (Average songs per list)
lardonastick - 16.81, Yo Mama - 16.16
Friend of PIK95 - 15.48, Yambag - 15.10
PIK95 - 14.90, Ghost Rider - 14.77, Galileo - 14.71, BroncoFreak_2K3 - 14.58, Just Win Baby - 14.56, BassNBrew - 14.38, Dwayne Hoover - 14.29, FatMax - 14.16
Ghoti - 13.85, Rand al Thor - 13.31, worrierking - 13.31, ericttspikes - 13.19
Dr. Octopus - 12.91, BrutalPenguin - 12.69, zamboni - 12.38, Pip's Invitation - 12.23
Mookie Gizzy - 11.94
LOL

@Just Win Baby would have been my second guess based on other music threads.

Just glad I didn't get matched with a Jabarony, zamboni, or a bassturd love child.
 
Us And Them is a song that I sit down every couple of years and think, "Man, what a richly textured, layered, beautiful, masterpiece of a song!" I mean, really, really listening and absorbing the song and thinking how incredible it truly is. Then for another two years, I will skip over it every time and think it's too long, too slow, and doesn't fill my need for harder rocking PF. I didn't vote for it, but if the day I put my list together was the day I was into it, it would have been Top 5.
This is me exactly. The song is extremely depressing, and I can only take it occasionally. Welcome to the Machine is similar in that regard. Yet I still love both. I had US and Them at seventeen myself.
Both are downers, but UAT feels warm and WTTM feels cold to me.

UAT top 10 is a no doubter. Beautiful song.

WTTM surprises me. I knew it would be ranked top 20, as any song getting semi-regular spins on classic rock radio will. But I’m surprised it’s ahead of Hey You, Shine On and others. Of course that’s a bit biased for my general indifference towards the song.
 
Us And Them is a song that I sit down every couple of years and think, "Man, what a richly textured, layered, beautiful, masterpiece of a song!" I mean, really, really listening and absorbing the song and thinking how incredible it truly is. Then for another two years, I will skip over it every time and think it's too long, too slow, and doesn't fill my need for harder rocking PF. I didn't vote for it, but if the day I put my list together was the day I was into it, it would have been Top 5.
This is me exactly. Thar song is extremely depressing, and I can only take it occasionally. Welcome to the Machine is similar in that regard. Yet I still love both. I had US and Them at seventeen myself.
New to Floyd? ;)
They have plenty of non depressing stuff where I can avoid these when needed.
Fair enough, I see U&T more as introspective than depressing.
I don't find it depressing, either. Musically, I think it is one of their prettiest songs, and Richard Wright did a great job composing it. The backup singers are a nice addition to the song, and Gilmour's vocals are soothing. Lyrically, isn't it is just more of Waters' thoughts on war? It definitely isn't a song that will give you a natural shot of adrenaline, but to me it is a calming pretty piece of music.
One of my very favorite parts is the up (up, up, up) 🎹 and down (down, down, down)
The studio version Zamboni linked doesn’t have the echoes. It’s much better with them.
 
Us And Them is a song that I sit down every couple of years and think, "Man, what a richly textured, layered, beautiful, masterpiece of a song!" I mean, really, really listening and absorbing the song and thinking how incredible it truly is. Then for another two years, I will skip over it every time and think it's too long, too slow, and doesn't fill my need for harder rocking PF. I didn't vote for it, but if the day I put my list together was the day I was into it, it would have been Top 5.
This is me exactly. The song is extremely depressing, and I can only take it occasionally. Welcome to the Machine is similar in that regard. Yet I still love both. I had US and Them at seventeen myself.
Both are downers, but UAT feels warm and WTTM feels cold to me.

UAT top 10 is a no doubter. Beautiful song.

WTTM surprises me. I knew it would be ranked top 20, as any song getting semi-regular spins on classic rock radio will. But I’m surprised it’s ahead of Hey You, Shine On and others. Of course that’s a bit biased for my general indifference towards the song.
Well, it's ahead of the second half of Shine On, but not the first half.
 
#06 - Dogs from Animals (1977)

Appeared On: 23 ballots (out of 33 . . . 69.7%)
Total Points: 406 points (out of 825 possible points . . . 49.2%)
Top Rankers: @Pip's Invitation @Yo Mama @Mookie Gizzy @Dr. Octopus @zamboni @Desert_Power
Highest Rankings: 1, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4

You Gotta Be Crazy (Live 1974), You Gotta Be Crazy (Live 1975), Demo, Scene from WKRP in Cincinnati, RW - 2000

Live Performances: PF: 104, RW: 267

Covers: Graham Bonnet, Les Claypool, Buddha Lounge Ensemble, Fleesh, Samarai Of Prog, Which One's Pink, House Of Bread

We say goodbye to Animals with a song that was first called You Gotta Be Crazy and performed as far back as 1974. The Dogs represent businessmen who destroy themselves and others by obsessing over their egos and careers.

DG wasn't always a fan of the song. Initially, he complained that it had too many lyrics for him to sing. "Once in a while I would find something uncomfortable to sing. The first lot Roger wrote for Dogs when it was called You Gotta Be Crazy, were just too many words to sing. Dogs had so many words, I physically couldn't get them in. We just cut out two-thirds of his words, to make it possible rather than impossible. I thought the chord progressions were quite nice. I was very proud of it. I thought it was very clever. Then Roger went and accidentally wiped it out and I had to re-create it. The solos on Dogs I kept on because they're different and slightly outside my usual scope. But the song is not one of my real favorites." Dave never performed the song again after the 1977 tour.

Fitting into the album's Orwellian concept of comparing human behavior to various animals, Dogs concentrates on the aggressive, ruthlessly competitive world of business, describing a high-powered businessman. The first two verses detail his predatory nature: outwardly charming and respectable with his "club tie and a firm handshake, a certain look in the eye and an easy smile", while behind this facade he lies waiting "to pick out the easy meat...to strike when the moment is right", and to stab those who trust him in the back. Subsequent verses portray the emptiness of his existence catching up to him as he grows older, retiring to the south rich but unloved: "just another sad old man, all alone and dying of cancer", and drowning under the weight of a metaphorical stone.

The final verse explores a number of aspects of business life and how it compares to dogs, for example taking chances and being "trained not to spit in the fan", losing their individuality ("broken by trained personnel"), obeying their superiors ("fitted with collar and chain"), being rewarded for good behavior ("given a pat on the back"), working harder than the other workers ("breaking away from the pack") and getting to know everyone but spending less time with family ("only a stranger at home").

RW: "It's sort of a cartoon sketch of how I saw the way society was organized. And obviously it leans heavily on Orwell and Animal Farm and the idea of anthropomorphizing animals to represent aspects of human behavior. That round at the end of Dogs is very powerful and quite chilling. 'Dragged down by the stone' is the last line of it. 'He was told what to do by the man...' It's a bitter reclamation against authoritarianism and against what I perceived when I was growing up."

The band was in a shambles by the time the 1977 tour came around. Roger has asserted himself as the clear leader of the band. "Animals signaled the end of Pink Floyd as it had been before. I think we've been pretty close to breaking up for years." “Animals was a very angry record,” Gilmour later said, with some understatement. In Waters’ mind, the balance of power within Pink Floyd had also changed. “It was the period when Roger really began to believe he was the sole writer of the band,” said Rick Wright. “It was partly my fault, because I didn’t have much to offer. Dave, who did have something to offer, only managed to get a couple of songs on there.” Dave contradicted Wright, insisting that he “didn’t feel remotely squeezed out”, and also suggested that “Rick didn’t seem to be pulling his weight at the time”.

Wright, the band’s most diffident character, was going through a painful divorce. “It wasn’t a fun record to make,” he said. “I didn’t have anything to offer, material-wise, so I was in a difficult situation.” “There wasn’t any room for anyone else to be writing,” said Waters. “If there were chord sequences there, I would always use them. There was no point in Gilmour, Mason, or Wright trying to write lyrics. They’ll never be as good as mine.”

The 1977 tour featured $2 million worth of equipment that was bussed from city to city in 26 trucks and looked after by a crew of 60. During the Dogs section of the In The Flesh tour, a huge inflatable nuclear family, comprising a corpulent businessman, his wife, and their 2.5 children was released above the crowd. On his 2000 tour, Roger and members of the band set up a table and chairs and started playing poker in the middle section of the song.

Vulture Ranking (out of 165 songs): 32
UCR Ranking (out of 167 songs): 4
Louder Ranking (out of 50 songs): 7
WMGK Ranking (out of 40 songs): 29
Ranker Ranking (out of 132 songs): 21
Billboard Ranking (out of 50 songs): 23

Vulture Ranking (32 out of 165 songs): Animals is a difficult album. I have been quite sure since it came out that it was an inferior piece of work, with both production and the songs simply not near the band’s previous two albums. Over the years I’ve come to think it’s a failed album rather than a bad one. It’s ambitious and probably a bit misconceived, but with many powerful moments. I respect that Waters was trying to make a Big Statement; it just doesn’t cohere. I do thank Roger for not resorting to dog-barking noises until about the five-minute mark. With Waters, at this point, that’s restraint.

UCR Ranking (4 out of 167 songs): Animals’ best track delivers even more incredible guitar work from DG, who makes his instrument cry and cackle, moan and mock, surge and slice. But this 17-minute leviathan is a brilliant collaboration between Floyd’s members – not just co-writers Waters and Gilmour (who each sing lead for a while), but also Mason (who pounds and cracks his way through the song’s changing tempos) and Wright (who plays no less than five different keyboards to bring a variety of textures to the epic). As lyricist, Waters is in full-on deride mode, as he writes about Machiavellian menace, but the writing is so crisp and clever (“And it’s too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around”), the scoffing becomes sport.

Louder Ranking (7 out of 50 songs): These days, the album cover is better known than the music on Animals. Dogs arrives on a wave of ominous-sounding guitar and brooding organ. Just as arresting is the disparity between DG’s sweetly precise vocals and Waters’s vituperative lyrics, where he rails against a rich, predatory businessman. It’s a horrible and wonderful at the same time. RW sings the lead vocal in the song’s second half, explaining how his character’s grinding work ethic and constant kowtowing to his superiors has rendered him emotionally numb and a stranger to his family. Dogs is so crushingly, almost comically grim that had a generation of corporate bankers and city traders been forced to listen to it the global financial collapse of 2007 might have been avoided. Meanwhile, Gilmour and Wright’s weaving guitars and synths and Mason’s sparse drumming notch up the tension even further.

WMGK Ranking (29 out of 40 songs): A 17-minute epic that likens the behavior of modern business to the way that wild dogs act. Gilmour sings the first half of the song, detailing an existence that is all about winning and devoid of any sense of honor. In the second half of the song, Waters takes the mic and the narrator seems to shift back to when he was in the thick of the business world. He concludes with an origin story of sorts: describing the type of person who would end up being drawn into such a cut-throat world. In a catalog of dark songs, this is surely one of the darkest.

Billboard Ranking (23 out of 50 songs): A 17-minute song complete with Call of the Wild-meets-Wolf of Wall Street survival-of-the-fittest lyrics, extended sections of guitar-lead harmonizing, heart-racing acoustics, several tempo changes, and yes, no shortage of barking sounds from the title characters. Sounds exhausting, but it surprisingly isn’t — least not until the very final “who was…” lyrical checklist — as the song’s discrete sections all stand out as individually arresting, and hand off to the next at seemingly just the right moment, with enough memorable lyrical checkpoints from Waters and Gilmour to mark time and maintain interest throughout.
 
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My rank: 1

I also ranked this #1 in the British Isles countdown. What I said there:

I think this is Pink Floyd's greatest achievement in a career with many of them. It's got heroic guitar work, chilling atmospherics and biting social commentary, all of which are hallmarks of many of the greatest British rock songs. It's 17 minutes long but feels much shorter than that -- every note has a purpose and nothing meanders. I think it may also have the greatest vocals of any Floyd song. David Gilmour's voice on the first two-thirds of the song is heart-wrenching, and while I normally don't care much for Roger Waters' voice, his work on the last third is extremely compelling as well.
 
My rank: 1

I also ranked this #1 in the British Isles countdown. What I said there:

I think this is Pink Floyd's greatest achievement in a career with many of them. It's got heroic guitar work, chilling atmospherics and biting social commentary, all of which are hallmarks of many of the greatest British rock songs. It's 17 minutes long but feels much shorter than that -- every note has a purpose and nothing meanders. I think it may also have the greatest vocals of any Floyd song. David Gilmour's voice on the first two-thirds of the song is heart-wrenching, and while I normally don't care much for Roger Waters' voice, his work on the last third is extremely compelling as well.
Good write up. My 2 and could have been 1 on any given day.
 
My rank: 1

I also ranked this #1 in the British Isles countdown. What I said there:

I think this is Pink Floyd's greatest achievement in a career with many of them. It's got heroic guitar work, chilling atmospherics and biting social commentary, all of which are hallmarks of many of the greatest British rock songs. It's 17 minutes long but feels much shorter than that -- every note has a purpose and nothing meanders. I think it may also have the greatest vocals of any Floyd song. David Gilmour's voice on the first two-thirds of the song is heart-wrenching, and while I normally don't care much for Roger Waters' voice, his work on the last third is extremely compelling as well.
Good write up. My 2 and could have been 1 on any given day.
During the British Isles countdown, Zamboni and I discussed how my Floyd 1-2 was Dogs-Echoes and his was Echoes-Dogs.
 
I originally pegged Dogs for top 5 here, but easy to see now the length may be a bit of a deterrent for some. They could have cut back a bit on the ongoing “stones”, but David’s par excellence here pushes aside any shred of complaint from me.
 
If comments were still open on Vulture dude's list, I would have written: "Doing writeups of every song by a band you don't like seems like a terrible way to spend your time."

The comments that are there are pretty savage. Some of them are hissy fits over his hatred of The Final Cut, which is one of the few things I agree with him about. Some of my favorite jibes:

Whoever made this list should quit. Because he has no idea what he's talking about.

Is this writer related to a Schoolmaster?

Captures the Pink Floyd experience rather well: over long, really pleased with itself and written by an insufferable prick.

Is this a trick to make people furious and sign up a account to comment on this crap?

I created an account solely so I could share my distain for this absolute trash of an article.

This article screams of being created by people paid to write articles. Not people who are actually knowledgeable in music or Pink Floyd. And it shows.

Absolutely bizarre. Do you actually like Pink Floyd?

I have to say I have never read as much crap in my life , plain lame little man with a chip on his shoulder. Probably could not play his recorder at school. Give up.

There're some 'what you talkin' 'bout Willis!?' moments in this article.

Here's an idea: maybe get someone who actually *likes* Pink Floyd to do their retrospective. Mr Wyman uses this article as an opportunity to polish his snarky putdowns on 145 songs before we get to his questionable top twenty.

Good lord! What an pretentious POS this writer is! Roger, is that you?

Good god, if you hate the band, don't write about them. Certainly don't do a half-assed song ranking list.
 
My rank: 1

I also ranked this #1 in the British Isles countdown. What I said there:

I think this is Pink Floyd's greatest achievement in a career with many of them. It's got heroic guitar work, chilling atmospherics and biting social commentary, all of which are hallmarks of many of the greatest British rock songs. It's 17 minutes long but feels much shorter than that -- every note has a purpose and nothing meanders. I think it may also have the greatest vocals of any Floyd song. David Gilmour's voice on the first two-thirds of the song is heart-wrenching, and while I normally don't care much for Roger Waters' voice, his work on the last third is extremely compelling as well.
Dogs is my #1 also. Just a perfect song to me.

I took it in the This Is Their Best Song draft, or whatever it was called.
 
If comments were still open on Vulture dude's list, I would have written: "Doing writeups of every song by a band you don't like seems like a terrible way to spend your time."

The comments that are there are pretty savage. Some of them are hissy fits over his hatred of The Final Cut, which is one of the few things I agree with him about. Some of my favorite jibes:

Whoever made this list should quit. Because he has no idea what he's talking about.

Is this writer related to a Schoolmaster?

Captures the Pink Floyd experience rather well: over long, really pleased with itself and written by an insufferable prick.

Is this a trick to make people furious and sign up a account to comment on this crap?

I created an account solely so I could share my distain for this absolute trash of an article.

This article screams of being created by people paid to write articles. Not people who are actually knowledgeable in music or Pink Floyd. And it shows.

Absolutely bizarre. Do you actually like Pink Floyd?

I have to say I have never read as much crap in my life , plain lame little man with a chip on his shoulder. Probably could not play his recorder at school. Give up.

There're some 'what you talkin' 'bout Willis!?' moments in this article.

Here's an idea: maybe get someone who actually *likes* Pink Floyd to do their retrospective. Mr Wyman uses this article as an opportunity to polish his snarky putdowns on 145 songs before we get to his questionable top twenty.

Good lord! What an pretentious POS this writer is! Roger, is that you?

Good god, if you hate the band, don't write about them. Certainly don't do a half-assed song ranking list.
I kind of like having a critical viewpoint that doesn't mimc Cowboy fans.
 
Dogs is amazing. I ranked it 7th and it could have snuck up another spot or two on the right day. I thought from the very beginning that this was easily the best of the three long songs from Animals, and I am glad to see that the consensus here agreed.

I am still stunned that anyone is reading those Vulture comments. As if we needed more proof that critics are generally miserable people who get off on ripping art made by actual artists when they have zero artistic talent themselves.
 
Dogs is amazing. I ranked it 7th and it could have snuck up another spot or two on the right day. I thought from the very beginning that this was easily the best of the three long songs from Animals, and I am glad to see that the consensus here agreed.

I am still stunned that anyone is reading those Vulture comments. As if we needed more proof that critics are generally miserable people who get off on ripping art made by actual artists when they have zero artistic talent themselves.
Ummm....that's exactly what critics do?

Should there be a required to comment about Trump or Biden that you have held a political office? Should you be required to own a FF website before commenting on Joe's rankings?
 
Dogs is amazing. I ranked it 7th and it could have snuck up another spot or two on the right day. I thought from the very beginning that this was easily the best of the three long songs from Animals, and I am glad to see that the consensus here agreed.

I am still stunned that anyone is reading those Vulture comments. As if we needed more proof that critics are generally miserable people who get off on ripping art made by actual artists when they have zero artistic talent themselves.
Ummm....that's exactly what critics do?

Should there be a required to comment about Trump or Biden that you have held a political office? Should you be required to own a FF website before commenting on Joe's rankings?
I think most of those people have been whacked Fredo-style.
 
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Generally just a lurker on the forums, but as a PF fan had to pop in and say thanks to @Anarchy99 for all the work on this thread. I never really listened to the early stuff so heard a lot of new songs from this thread. Also, I got tickets for my dad for Aussie Pink Floyd this past weekend and they were great! Highly recommend if they are in your area. This was the set list: https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-...3/wellmont-theater-montclair-nj-1ba6551c.html My dad saw PF in 1975 and had a blast with the show.
 
Dogs is amazing. I ranked it 7th and it could have snuck up another spot or two on the right day. I thought from the very beginning that this was easily the best of the three long songs from Animals, and I am glad to see that the consensus here agreed.

I am still stunned that anyone is reading those Vulture comments. As if we needed more proof that critics are generally miserable people who get off on ripping art made by actual artists when they have zero artistic talent themselves.
Ummm....that's exactly what critics do?
I don't care about the "zero artistic talent themselves" part, but good critics make honest assessments of the works they review, and that's not what this guy does. He's fixated on flawed preconceived ideas at best and a troll at worst.
 
Dogs is amazing. I ranked it 7th and it could have snuck up another spot or two on the right day. I thought from the very beginning that this was easily the best of the three long songs from Animals, and I am glad to see that the consensus here agreed.

I am still stunned that anyone is reading those Vulture comments. As if we needed more proof that critics are generally miserable people who get off on ripping art made by actual artists when they have zero artistic talent themselves.
Ummm....that's exactly what critics do?
I don't care about the "zero artistic talent themselves" part, but good critics make honest assessments of the works they review, and that's not what this guy does. He's fixated on flawed preconceived ideas at best and a troll at worst.
Unfortunately, the fact that we're even talking about him is exactly why he writes what he does.
 
While we're waiting for #5, here's a time waster to test how well you know all the lyrics to DSOTM:


107/135. I know I would have got a lot better, but I had a visitor pop in my office and steal half my clock. I probably wouldn't have got a perfect score though. Probably 125-ish
 

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