FF Team Names (2 Viewers)

[abe froman]

In my league, you are required to use an actual city (or state/region like New England or Minnesota) and then a team name. Some of the ones I've come up with for myself and others (please feel free to add your own - it's tough but fun when you have to use an actual city.)

St. Louis Skolnick

New England Clam Chowder

Orlando Calrissian

St. Louis Winthorpe (crosstown rivals of the Skolnick)

Marlboro Lights

Butte Ox

Birmingham Slam

mine=Buenos Aries Bendehos..others=Compton Lawnjockeys, Virgina Discharge..

 

[KCC]

"Ron Mexico's Oozing Pustules"I'm currently using that one in an ansports mock.

 

[texasheat]

Tijuana Cheap Tricks2 Minute Drillers

 

[DeadhorseGM]

We always pick a city name and try to incorporate the mascot with it in our League, such as:Brussels SproutsLancaster Fightin' AmishGower Billys (The owner's name was the opposite)and of course...Deadhorse Rotting Carcass

 

[Unlucky]

Jimmy Hats

 

[Rabid Beavers]

Pendleton, Oregon's own...

Rabid Beavers

 

[Hands_on_the_Heisman]

Thanks Guys, So many good ones to choose from. I hope to see more from the west coast guys. My wife suggested the "Dirty Harry's" - I'm a huge Clint Eastwood fan. Also "Dean of Doom", "Overcoaching MadMan", "Cheatsheets of Mass Destruction" and "Cad Monkeys" - I'm a Design Engineer in the auto industry and Unigraphics and CatiaV4&v5 are the cad sytems i use - inside joke is that we designers are called Cad Monkeys. Gotta go to sleep I'm up at 4:45 am.

Fellow Eastwood fan here. My Team is the Calico Gunslingers... Calico is a ghost town out in the mojave desert and my dad's nickname on with the Sheriff's Dept. was "Gunslinger"But you could also use:

Pale Riders

The Men With No Name

Lago Hell Dawgs

Callahan's Clan

and my personal favorite (works best if you can draft T.O.)

Million Dollar (Cry) Babies

 

[Marc Levin]

The Cunning Linguists.Also a good name for a band.

 

[Cleavage Connoisseur]

1. Amish Nympo's2. Angella makes me JOLIE3. Moss & the silver guppies4. Eli's coming5. T.O.'s cry babies6. Warner's wife sucks

 

[talongrey]

What about.....Commanchee Swallows, (say it slowly)

 

[TTCrusher]

Bump, You guys are on a roll!!!!

 

[Chaka]

Inglewood Jack

 

[Birdie048]

My team name is Carolina Camel Toe Clan. In my Division is a team called the Rock Hill Moist Fur Burgers.

 

[blake]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We change themes annually, and when star Wars I came out the league went with a Star Wars theme. Best name: All Night Leias

 

[amnesiac]

One of my favorites from a leaguemate recently was Total ####### DominationOf course, he didn't make the playoffs...

 

[theToes]

CamelToes

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Screw abstinence!

 

[Brewdude]

Fear Itself is one I've used for three years now.

I used to be a UNIX admin and have a team named Eunichs. Need to change the name now though since I don't do that any more.

 

[crimsonrebel]

This is old school so you've all probably heard it before: Off Too Much. Who would brag about beating that team?

 

[Rovers]

Leapin Leprechaun Lushes...... for my dynasty with the geographical requirement, Hudson River Rats. I like Hung Helmet Head Hooligans too.

 

[Dave RL]

... 15 guys not named Onterrio... I like that Last year I had:Lazy-eyed SimionsThis year we were going with movie themes so:Simions Reloaded

 

[psu1993]

Pok'er Face

 

[Steve Tasker]

I might have to steal "Amish Rake Fight" and use it this year.One guy in my local league has the nickname "Taint Sauce"I prefer to use "The Wayne Fontes and Andre Ware Comedy Hour!"

 

[kupcho1]

I was the Executive Monkeys one year.

 

[RestoreTheROAR]

ShoppingWithPeterWarrick

 

[Zasada]

In honour of my Calgary Stampeders...Sissies Need 4 Downs

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Think im gonna try the MotorCity Mullets

 

[Marc Levin]

What about.....Commanchee Swallows, (say it slowly)

nice.

 

[jbap17]

From Office Space:

No Talent ### Clowns

Also:

Amish Underwear Models (pretty much anything with Amish in it is funny)

I like Klingon Warriors But my brothers team has some merit: SCROTUM BASHERS

the school i teach at Pacific Union

we are affectionately known as ......the P.U. SKUNKERS

and yes our mascot is a skunk.

 

[Tom Servo]

<------------------------------------ Also comes with it's own avatar...

 

[Nasty Nor'Easter]

Guy in our league came up with the team name, Hymens. His team motto was,"We're going to have a break through season."

Incidentally - he did win the inaugural season! But he's yet to sniff the Super Bowl again since then in 8 seasons.

 

[HobbesAB]

Great Odin's RavenSweet Lincoln's Mullet

 

[Buckna]

Seemed like a good time to bump this since we are in the middle of preseason and redrafts...Some of my favorite team names:ESU TimberwolvesHouston Shocker'sVirgin Hail Mary'sSqueal like a PigskinSan Diego CrabsValtrex (in the same league as Crabs )Whiskey #####Clean ShavenRug MunchersCurtain CrawlersIt Burns

 

[Fishnic]

hypnotic nipple

 

[tbrew]

Our league requires a location. We have the Deluth tooths and Macon Love

 

[Lock Daddy]

FyDollaHozeMaltLikaSippazHarry CraxCrimedogsFed X-MenMi-Otch's Bi-Otches (Team owner named Mitch)FogeyBottomBoys (Team owner last name Fogey)

 

[PoolShark]

I used "Rokkit Syince" in a league a couple years ago, coupled with a logo featuring an intellectually challenged-looking fellow.My brother's team in my local league last year was "Cap'n Crunch & the Boo Berries."

 

[caglassc]

Dogfood TastetestersSgt Hulka's Big Toe

 

[Homer J. Simpson]

The Amazing 3-inch Porn Stars starring Jerry Mathers as the Beaver

 

[Homer J. Simpson]

Also, I hate Flanders

 

[soonerspace]

Changed from Tulsa County Wife Beaters to ......... the Flying Hellfish

 

[TylerRoseFan]

Team #7Bye Week

 

[s_ezy]

ShoppingWithPeterWarrick

 

[JaxBill]

In honor of the NCAA's recent ruling, I changed one of my teams to the "Bloodthirsty Savages".Although I might change it again since someone suggested "Beerthirsty Savages".

 

[phrozen]

Big Ol' TDs

- I might have to use that one this year

 

[Brett Weer]

whitehouse interns

 

[DonnyT33]

I just seen one that I like a lot at antsports..BALLS DEEP

 

[Waverunner]

We had these Gems in our league last year.Rio Rancho Armored Dildo'sMandingo ManwhoresMuck FichiganCretins for ChristTukwilla TallywackersSome of the other names on here have been hilarous.

 

[Department 400]

Guy in our league came up with the team name, Hymens. His team motto was,"We're going to have a break through season."

Hahahahah ... I cracked a rib laughing at this one!