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[hagmania]

For the record, Vine has been dead for years now. So I guess you're not wrong.

 

[Ned]

From now on, when I want to insult someone on this board, I'm just going to mention in the post somewhere, "yeah, I bet you own a banana slicer."

That's it.  Will be totally out of context.  But I will get it.  And I will giggle every damn time.

It’s right up there with this.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aseiVVBPLbI

What in the actual hell?

 

[belljr]

Ice, water, whey protein, banana (unsliced if you don't have a fancy banana slicer, 'cause who needs that hassle without one), blend.  Lunch or post-workout drink. 

Like YOU workout

 

[hagmania]

Banana slicer boy has some charisma tbh.

 

[sho nuff]

Not sure what useless contraption the rest of you posted.  This is my banana slicer.  So much better.

What if your banana curves the other way?

 

[hagmania]

Not sure what useless contraption the rest of you posted.  This is my banana slicer.  So much better.

The website's name is "For Small Hands".

 

[Guest]

Like YOU workout

If you drink banana and whey, you don't have to workout.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Not for nothing - but the futility of the banana slicer commercial - the reason that the banana slicer was needed - the reason something so stupid was needed

was because of the failure that is the butter knife.

I rest my case.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

What if your banana curves the other way?

 

[Ned]

I can’t stop laughing at a bunch of grown men sitting on the sofa eating their banana slices. 

 

[hagmania]

The rest of the thread is now about what forsmallhands.com sells

 

[EYLive]

Not sure what useless contraption the rest of you posted.  This is my banana slicer.  So much better.

Positive reviews of this banana slicer on Amazon.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

What if your banana curves the other way?

Yeah, you gotta buy a left-handed and a right-handed slicer.

 

[The Gator]

What if your banana curves the other way?

 

[Bull Dozier]

Yankeefan in a mood today.

 

[hagmania]

Snapchat is my favorite social media.   

The cool kids ride in the back nowadays, Rosa.

 

[belljr]

It's so useless I had no idea they existed

 

[Nick Vermeil]

The rest of the thread is now about what forsmallhands.com sells

Scale replicas of Gator's manhood.  

 

[The Gator]

Snapchat is my favorite social media.   

I'm too old and smoke too much weed for that. By the time someone replies i'll forget what I sent

 

[hagmania]

2. Name a social media platform that you just don't "get".

Snapchat - 15
Instagram - 6 [loved the "isn't it just pictures?" ]
Facebook - 5
Pinterest - 3
Vine - 0 [Dead]
Twitter - 0 [Oh, come on]
Grinder - 0 [It's spelled Grindr!]

 

[EYLive]

Matthias    -    Instagram. Heterosexuality is holding me back, I'm sure.

Follow morningrunofficial (best thing next to yoga pants)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought the wolf was eating one of the 0s?  No?  Did you do that quietly, during the night, when no one was paying attention?  The night time is the right time.

 

[Guest]

2. Name a social media platform that you just don't "get".

Snapchat - 15
Instagram - 6 [loved the "isn't it just pictures?" ]
Facebook - 5
Pinterest - 3
Vine - 0 [Dead]
Twitter - 0 [Oh, come on]
Grinder - 0 [It's spelled Grindr!]

It's not?

 

[hagmania]

Leaderboard

scoobus    -    19
IC FBGCav    -    19
EYLive    -    19
Ned    -    17
Galileo    -    17
Nick Vermeil    -    17
The Gator    -    17
Nugget    -    17
Bull Dozier    -    15
rockaction    -    15
Maik Jeaunz    -    15
Wingnut    -    15
AAABatteries    -    15
heckmanm    -    15
VandyMan    -    15
Matthias    -    10
El Floppo    -    9
sho nuff    -    8
WhatDoIKnow    -    8
Yankee23Fan    -    7
Nipsey    -    7
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    7
Getzlaf15    -    6
Harry Manback    -    6
Long Ball Larry    -    6
Worm    -    5
Bob Sacamano    -    5
GAlmgren    -    5
belljr    -    4
Fat Drunk and Stupid    -    4
ShamrockPride    -    3
IMAX 3D    -    0

 

[Guest]

I thought the wolf was eating one of the 0s?  No?  Did you do that quietly, during the night, when no one was paying attention?  The night time is the right time.

Obviously got wham'ed.

 

[hagmania]

It's not?

*sigh*

 

[hagmania]

I thought the wolf was eating one of the 0s?  No?  Did you do that quietly, during the night, when no one was paying attention?  The night time is the right time.

My tumbly's a grumblin'.

 

[Wingnut]

Much like in the bedroom, I was a slow starter today...here come the comeback!

 

[IMAX 3D]

Pretty sure my wife paid more than $2 for one of these dumb-### avocado slicers that don't work worth a damn.

We got one for our wedding (we registered for it).  Used it a few times but think it’s at goodwill now

For the record, Vine has been dead for years now. So I guess you're not wrong.

Shows how unhip I am

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Jeff Sessions looks like a guy that would buy a banana slicer.

 

[belljr]

My 70 year old mom is a regular Snapchat user.

I can't tee one up any better.

I use none of them lol. Had no idea what's in.

 

[hagmania]

3. You're studying to become a doctor. What field of medicine are you looking to specialize in?

Bull Dozier    -    Plastic surgeon.  If there is a sheep answer, this has to be it.
Ned    -    Boobies
Galileo    -    Cardiology
Getzlaf15    -    Tree Doctor. Get up on the table honey for a little root injection.
Harry Manback    -    cancer
IMAX 3D    -    MSU Gymnastics - just kidding… orthopedics or something like that, nothing where I have to teal buttholes or feel gross old lady's trying to look young
rockaction    -    Pediatrician
Worm    -    Oncology
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Gynecology
sho nuff    -    Anesthesiologist...to be the drug guy.  Get paid pretty well with a bit less of the nasty crap.  Oh yes...and the drugs.
scoobus    -    Plastic Surgery
Maik Jeaunz    -    cosmetic surgery (specializing in breast augmentation)
Nick Vermeil    -    Breast augmentation
Wingnut    -    Sports Medicine
Long Ball Larry    -    GYNECOLOGY
El Floppo    -    OBGYN
Yankee23Fan    -    Everyone is going to say gynecology aren't they?  Because that's the stupid guy thing to say.  Eh, it's Friday.  Let's go gynecology.
WhatDoIKnow    -    Gynecology - have to take the good days with the bad days.
ShamrockPride    -    Dietetics
IC FBGCav    -    gyno
belljr    -    Ortho
AAABatteries    -    Gynecology
heckmanm    -    Heart surgery
Fat Drunk and Stupid    -    Obstetrics
VandyMan    -    Anesthesiology
GAlmgren    -    Pediatrician
The Gator    -    Psychedelics
Nipsey    -    OBGYN
Bob Sacamano    -    Cardiology
EYLive    -    Gynecology
Matthias    -    Gynecology. Looking at ####### vs listening to #######s sounds like an upgrade.
Nugget    -    OBGYN

 

[EYLive]

Jeff Sessions looks like a guy that would buy a banana slicer...

...without a coupon.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jeff Sessions looks like a guy who would inspire invention of a banana slicer.

 

[hagmania]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYomQylE6E

 

[EYLive]

 My fellow vigina doctors!

 

[sho nuff]

Seriously...you people think as a gyno you get nothing but hot chicks all day?  Have you seen America?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

3. You're studying to become a doctor. What field of medicine are you looking to specialize in?

ShamrockPride    -    Dietetics
 

Effin Scientologists

 

[EYLive]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFYomQylE6E

Oh noes!!

 

[Guest]

Seriously...you people think as a gyno you get nothing but hot chicks all day?  Have you seen America?

Obviously we're not watching the same movies.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I think a lot of you gynecology choosers will sing a very different tune once you get......know what. Mods gonna suspend me if I finish that.

 

[belljr]

I hope that 1 hot Vagina you guys see out of 100 make up for the other 99 disgusting disease infested vags

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Jeff Sessions looks like a guy who would inspire invention of a banana slicer.

Better.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

all you guys saying gyno realize you would find out how utterly disgusting they can be, right?

 

[EYLive]

Seriously...you people think as a gyno yiu get nothing but hot chicks all day?  Have you seen America?

What do you mean "you people"???

 

[Wingnut]

God dammit. I thought the idea was to NOT give the most popular answer so you dont get sniped. Do the rules change every game? I need to start reading the game posts from now on.

 

[belljr]

 I love sat delays!!!!!

 

[Guest]

I hope that 1 hot Vagina you guys see out of 100 make up for the other 99 disgusting disease infested vags

I'm sorry. Let's instead cut out cancer tumors!!! Or do plastic surgery of your face!

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

@ the new thread title.