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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

Sean Hannity looks like the guy at Cracker Barrell, who having eaten there every Friday for 6 years opens the menu and says out loud to no one, "I wonder what they have here."

 
Sean Hannity looks like the face model for the pamphlets fortune 500 companies use to teach their employees about sexual harassment.

 
Yankee23Fan said:
Sean Hannity looks like the extra in Porky's that didn't get laid.
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I was at a bizarre dinner one night long ago here in NYC, and the porky's actor was there, along with the chick from showgirls and the model frederique (who I was seated next to and thought I had a shot with until I found out the next day she was engaged to or dating mark messier). porky's guy and I were talking about what he was up to since- said he started a t-shirt/fashion company called camp bevery hills not too long after the movie. I got up and hugged him on the spot... maya fox (mostly made up name) sat across from me in sophomore HS english class and wore those cut-off camp beverly hills shirts all the time... and she would reach up and stretch all the time, knowing full well it would inch up to expose bottom of boobs every time. within a week or two, every guy in the class was sitting around me to get the same view. sigh. maya fox. 

 
Sean Hannity looks like he would be singing in the shower while watching himself on TV just as the anarchist vigilante breaks into his house to kill him.

 
@hagmania Watched the preview for the show. I really like the concept. Actually looks like it has a pretty decent budget as well. That bar scene didn't look totally chintzy lol. I'll def watch more as they come along.

 
Sean Hannity looks like a guy who just had his mask pulled off and shouts, "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for these damn kids!"

 
Sean Hannity looks like the middle aged guy working the Verizon kiosk at the mall to make extra money because his wife killed him in the divorce.

 
Sean Hannity looks like the actor who does the "Child Support and You," video for guys that probation makes them watch as they intake their case.

 
Sean Hannity looks like he just has to get 5 more coeds into the building and then his master will finally turn him into a vampire.

 
Sean Hannity looks like a guy whose basement is full of G.I.Joe toys fully set up to look like they are in a battle and who starts to play with them by saying, "I'm more than meets the eye too."

( :wall: More than meets the eye is Transformers.  Although getting it wrong makes it funnier.  But I should know better.)

 
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We really need to start before the search engine catches up to Y23F and we end up with some PSF folks in here who get outraged by speech impediments and daycare themes.

 
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Sean Hannity looks like the chain restaurant manager who makes his staff start every dinner shift with a pep rally behind the kitchen.

 
Sean Hannity looks like a little league basketball ref who, during the warmups, tries to shoot threes to impress any single moms in the crowd.

 
hagmania said:
Hey guys, I have something pretty cool (in my humble opinion) to share with my slice of the FFA here. I'm a shameless ubernerd, and could use your support.

I auditioned for and was cast in a webseries! It's a group of us playing an actual game of D&D, with actors coming along after to act out our dialogue (mime) and combat scenes. Think something along the lines of "Drunk History". It's called Masters of the Box (hold the snickering, or not), named after the iconic "red box" Basic Set of D&D released 35 years ago. I play Jhinn, a young monk with a bit of a patience problem, and then Denzel Washington brings the character to life on screen.

I could use your help with getting things a bit more visible.

So, first, give the Season 1 teaser trailer a watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b75EbOJANKk. If you're legitimately interested and would like to know more information, subscribe to the MotB YouTube channel. I suppose I could grovel for everyone to hit the Subscribe button... yeah, sounds good. Bop that Subscribe button!

Next, if you would like any more information on the project, you can visit our website at https://mastersofthebox.com.

Last, if you'd pretty please upvote this reddit post, I'd be much obliged: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/97sv2k/oc_i_auditioned_for_and_was_cast_for_a_brandnew/
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Hags, you're so black  

 
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