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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (1 Viewer)

How did nobody get immortality?

That's like the thematic difficulty of becoming a vampire. Trading immortality for human status and its underlying morality. 

What? 

I'm with furley today. You guys are philistines. 

*sniff*

 
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5. Name one of the Seven Dwarfs.

Worm    -    SLEEPY
El Floppo    -    Dopey
Murph    -    Dopey
Nick Vermeil    -    Grumpy
Foosball God    -    Doc
Yankee23Fan    -    Dopey
Getzlaf15    -    Doc
Bob Sacamano    -    Dopey
heckmanm    -    Dopey
The Gator    -    Dopey
Long Ball Larry    -    DOPEY
NotSmart    -    Skeezy. I mean, Sneezy
AAABatteries    -    Dopey
rockaction    -    Dopey
mr. furley    -    Dopey
ShamrockPride    -    Sleepy
Scoobus    -    Doc
VandyMan    -    Dopey
WhatDoIKnow    -    Dopey
Nipsey    -    Doc
ProstheticRGK    -    Dopey
Sinn Fein    -    Dopey
Nugget    -    Dopey
EYLive    -    Dopey
Idiot Boxer    -    DOPEY!
Studs & Duds    -    little baby benji
Bull Dozier    -    Doc
ThaPenguin    -    Dopey
cap'n grunge    -    Dopey
Walking Boot    -    Dopey

 
Bull Dozier said:
And how does one go about trading human status for immortality?
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By allowing one's self to become either seduced or have blood drawn by Dracula voluntarily. 

Half of -- okay, this is a guess, but still -- vampire stories revolve around consensual seduction of a human by a vampire where the human knows the consequences. 

Twilight down?  

/just kidding, by the way, my tone is light-hearted

 
Thought for sure if you had made it this far in Survivor, you'd move on to the next round. Never underestimate a sheep!

 
hagmania said:
5. Name one of the Seven Dwarfs.

Worm    -    SLEEPY
El Floppo    -    Dopey
Murph    -    Dopey
Nick Vermeil    -    Grumpy
Foosball God    -    Doc
Yankee23Fan    -    Dopey
Getzlaf15    -    Doc
Bob Sacamano    -    Dopey
heckmanm    -    Dopey
The Gator    -    Dopey
Long Ball Larry    -    DOPEY
NotSmart    -    Skeezy. I mean, Sneezy
AAABatteries    -    Dopey
rockaction    -    Dopey
mr. furley    -    Dopey
ShamrockPride    -    Sleepy
Scoobus    -    Doc
VandyMan    -    Dopey
WhatDoIKnow    -    Dopey
Nipsey    -    Doc
ProstheticRGK    -    Dopey
Sinn Fein    -    Dopey
Nugget    -    Dopey
EYLive    -    Dopey
Idiot Boxer    -    DOPEY!
Studs & Duds    -    little baby benji
Bull Dozier    -    Doc
ThaPenguin    -    Dopey
cap'n grunge    -    Dopey
Walking Boot    -    Dopey
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F me people.  

 
The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance.

All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?"

"No," said the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church."

A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest. Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the city?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says the priest.

Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in the state?" "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference. Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?" The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey ####ed a penguin. Dopey ####ed a penguin. Dopey ####ed a penguin."

 
Dopey - 20
Doc - 5
Sleepy - 2
Grumpy, Sneezy, little baby benji (olllz) - 0

Getzlaf15

You're Gonzo, who was a Muppet, but still.

 
Sinn Fein said:
The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the rear and as the priest was speaking, they whispered and giggled amongst themselves, causing quite a disturbance.

All of a sudden, Dopey stands up and says, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the church ?"

"No," said the priest, "There are no midget nuns in the church."

A little time passed and the dwarfs were again whispering and giggling amongst themselves causing quite a disturbance and noticeably angering the priest. Soon, Dopey stands up again and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the city?"

"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says the priest.

Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay of the priest.

Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in the state?" "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.

The dwarfs continue their interference. Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in the country?" The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country, there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"

Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey ####ed a penguin. Dopey ####ed a penguin. Dopey ####ed a penguin."
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:lmao:

 
6. Name an animal and adjective (or metaphor) that is associated to that animal.

[Host's note: it was quite difficult coming up with a fake example. I should have said "dramatic as a prairie dog."]

Worm    -    SLY AS A FOX
El Floppo    -    Hung like a horse
Murph    -    Crazy as a loon
Nick Vermeil    -    Quiet as a mouse
Foosball God    -    Quiet as a mouse
Yankee23Fan    -    sly as a fox
Getzlaf15    -    sly as a cat
Bob Sacamano    -    Busy as a beaver
heckmanm    -    Crazy like a fox
The Gator    -    Sly like a fox
Long Ball Larry    -    BLIND AS A BAT
NotSmart    -    Drunk as a skunk.  Wait, crap, inebriation isn’t really associated with skunks, is it?  In that case, Quiet as a mouse.
AAABatteries    -    Sly as a fox
rockaction    -    Blind as a bat
mr. furley    -    sly as a fox
ShamrockPride    -    Cunning as a fox
Scoobus    -    Happy as a clam
VandyMan    -    Quiet as a mouse
WhatDoIKnow    -    Sly as a fox
Nipsey    -    Blind as a bat
ProstheticRGK    -    strong like bull
Sinn Fein    -    Hung like a Horse
Nugget    -    Strong as an Ox
EYLive    -    Busy Beaver
Idiot Boxer    -    Sly as a fox
Studs & Duds    -    old as yeller
Bull Dozier    -    Blind as a bat
ThaPenguin    -    Quiet as a mouse
cap'n grunge    -    Dirty Rat
Walking Boot    -    Crazy like a fox

 
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