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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

hagmania said:
9. One of Aesop's fables

IC FBGCav    -    Wolf in sheeps clothing
Sinn Fein    -    Tortoise and Hare
mr. furley    -    the thorn in the paw one
Matthias    -    Little Red Hen?
rockaction    -    Big Bad Wolf
Worm    -    Tortoise and Hare
Long Ball Larry    -    THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE
AAABatteries    -    Hansel and Gretal
Nick Vermeil    -    The boy who cries wolf
Murph    -    Tortoise and the Hare
Fred Lane    -    The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Bob Sacamano    -    The Tortoise and the Hare? The Boy Who Cried Wolf?  I can't come up with another.  That's sad.  The Boy Who Cried Wolf
ProstheticRGK    -    Tha Ant and the Grasshopper
Nugget    -    Hansel and Gretel
El Floppo    -    BOY CRIED WOLF
Getzlaf15    -    The Wolf and the Sheep
sho nuff    -    Lion and the Mouse
bryhamm    -    boy who cried wolf
scoobus    -    Tortoise and the hare
lardonastick    -    The Tortoise and the Hare
Wingnut    -    Hansel n Gretel
mquinnjr    -    Humpty Dumpty
Ignoramus    -    Humpty Dumpty
The Gator    -    Zero Dark Thirty
Bull Dozier    -    The one with the crow and the grapes, or something like that
ThaPenguin    -    The Really Big Giant
GOB    -    AZ Ron gave a random girl 3 racks
heckmanm    -    The boy who cried wolf
Dan Lambskin    -    Tortise and the Hare :unsure:
WhatDoIKnow    -    The tortoise and the hare
EYLive    -    Tortise and the hare
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    The fox trying to get the grapes
Psychopav    -    The lion and the mouse
Yankee23Fan    -    THE HARE AND TORTOISE
Maik Jeaunz    -    uh…the tortoise and the hare?
IrishTwinkie    -    The Fox and the Grapes
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Do these dufuses get points for choosing wrong answers together?

 
hagmania said:
Felix - 3
Sylvester - 3
Garfield - I felt a disturbance in the Flock... BLACK SHEEP

Ned is back in black BAY BAY!

Black Sheep KILL COUNT - 15 + 0 + 15 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 5 + 22 = 62

IC FBGCav    -    67
AAABatteries    -    61
Wingnut    -    58
Nugget    -    56
El Floppo    -    55
Worm    -    53
Fred Lane    -    51
Matthias    -    51
Bull Dozier    -    50
ProstheticRGK    -    49
bryhamm    -    49
Bob Sacamano    -    48
sho nuff    -    48
Ignoramus    -    48
Maik Jeaunz    -    48
WhatDoIKnow    -    47
Long Ball Larry    -    45
Murph    -    45
Yankee23Fan    -    45
IrishTwinkie    -    44
heckmanm    -    42
Sinn Fein    -    41
mr. furley    -    38
Getzlaf15    -    37
lardonastick    -    35
rockaction    -    34
Nick Vermeil    -    33
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    27
The Gator    -    27
Psychopav    -    26
GOB    -    26
scoobus    -    25
Dan Lambskin    -    24
EYLive    -    20
mquinnjr    -    19
ThaPenguin    -    19
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Hobbes?

 
It's actually impressive that between 25 of us we named, what 5 of them?  Once we get the Hottest 50 year old and yoga pants out of our minds we can easily get to 8 or 9 I'm sure.

 
The Boy Who Cried Wolf - 6
The Lion and the Mouse - 3
The Fox and the Crow - 3
Hansel and Gretel - 3
The Wolf and the Sheep - 2
Humpty Dumpty - 2
The Tortoise and the Hare - BLACK SHEEP

Black Sheep KILL COUNT - 15 + 0 + 15 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 5 + 22 + 11 = 73

IC FBGCav    -    69
AAABatteries    -    64
El Floppo    -    61
Wingnut    -    61
Nugget    -    59
Fred Lane    -    57
bryhamm    -    55
Bob Sacamano    -    54
Bull Dozier    -    53
Worm    -    53
sho nuff    -    51
Matthias    -    51
Ignoramus    -    50
ProstheticRGK    -    49
heckmanm    -    48
Maik Jeaunz    -    48
IrishTwinkie    -    47
WhatDoIKnow    -    47
Long Ball Larry    -    45
Murph    -    45
Yankee23Fan    -    45
mr. furley    -    41
Sinn Fein    -    41
Nick Vermeil    -    39
Getzlaf15    -    39
lardonastick    -    35
rockaction    -    34
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    30
Psychopav    -    29
The Gator    -    27
GOB    -    26
scoobus    -    25
Dan Lambskin    -    24
mquinnjr    -    21
EYLive    -    20
ThaPenguin    -    19

 
hagmania said:
The Boy Who Cried Wolf - 6
The Lion and the Mouse - 3
The Fox and the Crow - 3
Hansel and Gretel - 3
The Wolf and the Sheep - 2
Humpty Dumpty - 2
The Tortoise and the Hare - BLACK SHEEP

Black Sheep KILL COUNT - 15 + 0 + 15 + 0 + 0 + 5 + 5 + 22 + 11 = 73

IC FBGCav    -    69
AAABatteries    -    64
El Floppo    -    61
Wingnut    -    61
Nugget    -    59
Fred Lane    -    57
bryhamm    -    55
Bob Sacamano    -    54
Bull Dozier    -    53
Worm    -    53
sho nuff    -    51
Matthias    -    51
Ignoramus    -    50
ProstheticRGK    -    49
heckmanm    -    48
Maik Jeaunz    -    48
IrishTwinkie    -    47
WhatDoIKnow    -    47
Long Ball Larry    -    45
Murph    -    45
Yankee23Fan    -    45
mr. furley    -    41
Sinn Fein    -    41
Nick Vermeil    -    39
Getzlaf15    -    39
lardonastick    -    35
rockaction    -    34
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    30
Psychopav    -    29
The Gator    -    27
GOB    -    26
scoobus    -    25
Dan Lambskin    -    24
mquinnjr    -    21
EYLive    -    20
ThaPenguin    -    19
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https://youtu.be/BVhjAXEyjMI?t=3m10s

 
10. My favorite bit of self-punishment: the freeform question. What's the perfect way to get away with murder?

IC FBGCav    -    Be a police officer
Sinn Fein    -    Stab someone with an icicle
mr. furley    -    acid
Matthias    -    Become President
rockaction    -    Frame somebody else
Worm    -    Stap someone repeatedly with an icicle
Long Ball Larry    -    ARSENIC/UNDETECTABLE POISON
AAABatteries    -    Kill a homeless person with poisoned food
Nick Vermeil    -    Poison the victim's water bottle at the gym. Looks like a heart attack.
Murph    -    Be a cop.
Fred Lane    -    Drowning
Bob Sacamano    -    Don't get caught

ProstheticRGK    -    "Go to Mexico and study under a bruja. Learn to assume the form of a wolf. Learn everything you can about your victim. Sneak into their house while they are sleeping. Change into a wolf. Eat all the cold cuts in the fridge. For 21 consecutive nights, whipser in their ear that smoking is really cool and leave a pack of Marlboro Reds on their night stand. If they wake up while you're there, say ""Hey, you think I'm really a talking wolf? I'm just your subconscious. You're dreaming."" 

After 21 days, become a wolf and get hired at the 7-11 closest to their house. On your application put Wolf W. Wolf. When your victim comes in for a pack of smokes, say, ""Did you see we have Sour Patch Kids Slurpees?"" When they turn around to look, hit them in the back of the head with a shovel and walk, calmly, out of the store."

Nugget    -    Pull an OJ
El Floppo    -    "ACCIDENTALLY" RUN OVER CYCLIST WITH YOUR CAR. OOPS, MURDER. NO PUNISHMENT.
Getzlaf15    -    tell them Pekka Rinne did it
sho nuff    -    Poison...I really should go with something longer...but straight up poison...i need more coffee today.
bryhamm    -    feed the body to pigs
scoobus    -    Use ice as the murder weapon
lardonastick    -    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Wingnut    -    suicide bomb
mquinnjr    -    Do exactly what the Avery family did.
Ignoramus    -    Dissolve the body in acid
The Gator    -    Hire @AAABatteries to talk about Manchester United and the person you want to kill will hang themselves. 
Bull Dozier    -    Don't do it
ThaPenguin    -    Kill yourself after
GOB    -    I set them up with my ex. They'll kill themselves within a year.
heckmanm    -    Rush for 2000 yards first
Dan Lambskin    -    Feed Em To The Pigs

WhatDoIKnow    -    Bury the body in a VERY shallow grave in Da Guru's lawn. He will run it over with a mower, take a break, then run it over again. Destroying all physical evidence.

EYLive    -    Pillow over face.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Not talking about it in the FFA
Psychopav    -    Electrocution made to look like an accident
Yankee23Fan    -    Dissolve/melt the body down to nothing Victor the Cleaner Style
Maik Jeaunz    -    switch faces with Nic Cage
IrishTwinkie    -    Wood Chipper

 
hagmania said:
10. My favorite bit of self-punishment: the freeform question. What's the perfect way to get away with murder?

IC FBGCav    -    Be a police officer
Sinn Fein    -    Stab someone with an icicle
mr. furley    -    acid
Matthias    -    Become President
rockaction    -    Frame somebody else
Worm    -    Stap someone repeatedly with an icicle
Long Ball Larry    -    ARSENIC/UNDETECTABLE POISON
AAABatteries    -    Kill a homeless person with poisoned food
Nick Vermeil    -    Poison the victim's water bottle at the gym. Looks like a heart attack.
Murph    -    Be a cop.
Fred Lane    -    Drowning
Bob Sacamano    -    Don't get caught

ProstheticRGK    -    "Go to Mexico and study under a bruja. Learn to assume the form of a wolf. Learn everything you can about your victim. Sneak into their house while they are sleeping. Change into a wolf. Eat all the cold cuts in the fridge. For 21 consecutive nights, whipser in their ear that smoking is really cool and leave a pack of Marlboro Reds on their night stand. If they wake up while you're there, say ""Hey, you think I'm really a talking wolf? I'm just your subconscious. You're dreaming."" 

After 21 days, become a wolf and get hired at the 7-11 closest to their house. On your application put Wolf W. Wolf. When your victim comes in for a pack of smokes, say, ""Did you see we have Sour Patch Kids Slurpees?"" When they turn around to look, hit them in the back of the head with a shovel and walk, calmly, out of the store."

Nugget    -    Pull an OJ
El Floppo    -    "ACCIDENTALLY" RUN OVER CYCLIST WITH YOUR CAR. OOPS, MURDER. NO PUNISHMENT.
Getzlaf15    -    tell them Pekka Rinne did it
sho nuff    -    Poison...I really should go with something longer...but straight up poison...i need more coffee today.
bryhamm    -    feed the body to pigs
scoobus    -    Use ice as the murder weapon
lardonastick    -    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Wingnut    -    suicide bomb
mquinnjr    -    Do exactly what the Avery family did.
Ignoramus    -    Dissolve the body in acid
The Gator    -    Hire @AAABatteries to talk about Manchester United and the person you want to kill will hang themselves. 
Bull Dozier    -    Don't do it
ThaPenguin    -    Kill yourself after
GOB    -    I set them up with my ex. They'll kill themselves within a year.
heckmanm    -    Rush for 2000 yards first
Dan Lambskin    -    Feed Em To The Pigs

WhatDoIKnow    -    Bury the body in a VERY shallow grave in Da Guru's lawn. He will run it over with a mower, take a break, then run it over again. Destroying all physical evidence.

EYLive    -    Pillow over face.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Not talking about it in the FFA
Psychopav    -    Electrocution made to look like an accident
Yankee23Fan    -    Dissolve/melt the body down to nothing Victor the Cleaner Style
Maik Jeaunz    -    switch faces with Nic Cage
IrishTwinkie    -    Wood Chipper
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This should be framed and put in the Smithsonian.

 
WhatDoIKnow    -    Bury the body in a VERY shallow grave in Da Guru's lawn. He will run it over with a mower, take a break, then run it over again. Destroying all physical evidence.

:lmao:

 
hagmania said:
10. My favorite bit of self-punishment: the freeform question. What's the perfect way to get away with murder?

IC FBGCav    -    Be a police officer
Sinn Fein    -    Stab someone with an icicle
mr. furley    -    acid
Matthias    -    Become President
rockaction    -    Frame somebody else
Worm    -    Stap someone repeatedly with an icicle
Long Ball Larry    -    ARSENIC/UNDETECTABLE POISON
AAABatteries    -    Kill a homeless person with poisoned food
Nick Vermeil    -    Poison the victim's water bottle at the gym. Looks like a heart attack.
Murph    -    Be a cop.
Fred Lane    -    Drowning
Bob Sacamano    -    Don't get caught

ProstheticRGK    -    "Go to Mexico and study under a bruja. Learn to assume the form of a wolf. Learn everything you can about your victim. Sneak into their house while they are sleeping. Change into a wolf. Eat all the cold cuts in the fridge. For 21 consecutive nights, whipser in their ear that smoking is really cool and leave a pack of Marlboro Reds on their night stand. If they wake up while you're there, say ""Hey, you think I'm really a talking wolf? I'm just your subconscious. You're dreaming."" 

After 21 days, become a wolf and get hired at the 7-11 closest to their house. On your application put Wolf W. Wolf. When your victim comes in for a pack of smokes, say, ""Did you see we have Sour Patch Kids Slurpees?"" When they turn around to look, hit them in the back of the head with a shovel and walk, calmly, out of the store."

Nugget    -    Pull an OJ
El Floppo    -    "ACCIDENTALLY" RUN OVER CYCLIST WITH YOUR CAR. OOPS, MURDER. NO PUNISHMENT.
Getzlaf15    -    tell them Pekka Rinne did it
sho nuff    -    Poison...I really should go with something longer...but straight up poison...i need more coffee today.
bryhamm    -    feed the body to pigs
scoobus    -    Use ice as the murder weapon
lardonastick    -    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Wingnut    -    suicide bomb
mquinnjr    -    Do exactly what the Avery family did.
Ignoramus    -    Dissolve the body in acid
The Gator    -    Hire @AAABatteries to talk about Manchester United and the person you want to kill will hang themselves. 
Bull Dozier    -    Don't do it
ThaPenguin    -    Kill yourself after
GOB    -    I set them up with my ex. They'll kill themselves within a year.
heckmanm    -    Rush for 2000 yards first
Dan Lambskin    -    Feed Em To The Pigs

WhatDoIKnow    -    Bury the body in a VERY shallow grave in Da Guru's lawn. He will run it over with a mower, take a break, then run it over again. Destroying all physical evidence.

EYLive    -    Pillow over face.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Not talking about it in the FFA
Psychopav    -    Electrocution made to look like an accident
Yankee23Fan    -    Dissolve/melt the body down to nothing Victor the Cleaner Style
Maik Jeaunz    -    switch faces with Nic Cage
IrishTwinkie    -    Wood Chipper
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Amazingly there are going to be some casualties on this one.

:hipthrust: 

 
I can even quote any of them to give them a shoutout to the funny because I'm laughing at the entire thing.  It's a work of glorious art that no human has ever imagined.

Or wanted to.

Because it's also truly awful.

And that's the beauty.

 
hagmania said:
ProstheticRGK    -    "Go to Mexico and study under a bruja. Learn to assume the form of a wolf. Learn everything you can about your victim. Sneak into their house while they are sleeping. Change into a wolf. Eat all the cold cuts in the fridge. For 21 consecutive nights, whipser in their ear that smoking is really cool and leave a pack of Marlboro Reds on their night stand. If they wake up while you're there, say ""Hey, you think I'm really a talking wolf? I'm just your subconscious. You're dreaming."" 

After 21 days, become a wolf and get hired at the 7-11 closest to their house. On your application put Wolf W. Wolf. When your victim comes in for a pack of smokes, say, ""Did you see we have Sour Patch Kids Slurpees?"" When they turn around to look, hit them in the back of the head with a shovel and walk, calmly, out of the store."
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:lmao: All the likes.  

 
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