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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

Adam Silver looks like the message board moderator who just finished banning a poster from the message board, and then gets up from the computer and looks at himself in the mirror and smiles at what he sees.

 
Adam Silver still looks back on the time when he was a kid and the toy cowboy in his backyard threatened him with shame and fear.

 
Adam Silver looks like the mop that cam alive during the filming of Fantasia and got away before the producers knew one was missing.

 
Adam Silver looks like the Silver Surfer's little brother who decided to stay inside and play Dungeons and Dragons rather than go to superhero school.

 
Adam Silver looks like a passenger on the bus that Harry Potter took down the streets of London whose body hasn't fully come back after the bus squeezed itself through the two buildings.

 
Adam Silver looks like the safe guy who married your ex wife because he was safer and grown up but she cheats on him with you because he's no fun.

 
Adam Silver looks like the guy who gets nervous when he walks into a house party and the host has a rule to take off your shoes and leave them by the door because then they will know his secret.

 
Adam Silver* looks like a grower and not a shower

*no idea who Adam Silver is

 
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Adam Silver looks like the guy standing in the back of the Situation Room while the President is ordering the bombing of a city who is holding too much paper and is still mad because he thinks the target should in another location.

 
Adam Silver looks like Pennywise the clown put on a disguise to be able to walk about normal people every now and then and remember that he was once a human being with feelings and dreams.

 
Adam Silver looks like he's been waiting for hags to post the Sheep results for too long and he's grown emaciated from hunger and self gratification.

 
Adam Silver looks like what would happen if I got drunk and ####ed a batch of silly putty and then raised the resulting baby as my own.

 
Well crap I have to deal with an actual real life client - who does not look like Adam Silver - and can't be in real time for the results it looks like.  Crappity crap crap crap.

Don Mattingly looks like the 70's porn star who has a heart of gold.

 
Mark Teixeira looks like the beer league softball player that shows up in baseball pants, high socks, and Easton sweatbands on both arms.

 
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