FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

[bryhamm]

You contest.  Let me host.  

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Idiot Boxer is a chatty MFer today, ain't he.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[AAABatteries]

Daffy Duck seemed like the obvious answer, but he sucks.

I knew I should have used my 2nd chance on this - dammit.  And my 2nd chance was crap - completely wasted it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Revised scoring post-second chance:

Daffy Duck - 19 (Too many to list.  You know who you are. Now also includes bry)
Porky Pig - 2 (scoobus, AAA)
Taz - 2 (bry, cjw)
Wile E - 2 (Foos, WDIK)
Elmer Fudd - 2 (scoobus, dino)
Marvin the Martian - 1 (Ignoramus)

No points - Anyone but the Big Bad Wolf, Foghorn Leghorn, Roadrunner, Yosemite Sam

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Ahem

gesundheit

 

[popeye]

I should have spent more time on the wolf board before answering these.

 

[AAABatteries]

Can I get a 2nd chance on my 2nd chance?

 

[AAABatteries]

This next question - who plays FF anymore anyhow?  I just had to randomly guess not knowing anything about the top players.  

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This next question - who plays FF anymore anyhow?  I just had to randomly guess not knowing anything about the top players.  

That's how IB and Foos draft!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

After 2 questions:

Heckmanm -     31
popeye -     31
fatguy -     31
Long Ball Larry -     31
Cav -     31
El Floppo -     31
Lambskin -     31
bryhamm -     31
ProstheticRGK -     25
sho nuff -     25
Murph -     25
Spoofy -     21
IB -     21
Galileo -     19
NotSmart -     19
EYLive -     19
Yankee23Fan -     19
furley -     19
ThaPenguin -     19
cjw_55106 -     12
lardonastick -     12
AAABatteries -     12
Krista -     12
Foos -     8
scoobus -     8
Getzlaf -     6
dino259 -     4
Ignoramus -     3
WhatDoIKnow -     2
GOB -     0
 

 

[EYLive]

This next question - who plays FF anymore anyhow?  I just had to randomly guess not knowing anything about the top players.  

#MeToo. I guessed Todd Gurley would be #1 but have no idea if that's actually true.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

3. Second pick in the draft if your fantasy footbally league were drafting today.
    
GOB -     Sterling Shepherd
IB -     Todd Gurley has to be #1.  Has to.  While Adam Thielen and a few other WRs are really tearing it up, this comes down to Patrick Mahomes vs the guy I"m going with...Alvin Kamara.
Getzlaf -     Barkley
Galileo -     Conner
NotSmart -     Patrick Mahomes
Spoofy -     Barkley
EYLive -     Mahomes
Yankee23Fan -     Probably Saquon Barkley
furley -     antonio brown
ProstheticRGK -     My holmes, Maholmes. mahomes. Ringo
sho nuff -     Barkley
Murph -     Barkley
ThaPenguin -     Barkley
Heckmanm -     Saquon Barkley
popeye -     James Conner
fatguy -     Kareem Hunt
Long Ball Larry -     Saquon
Cav -     Barkley
El Floppo -     Barkley
Lambskin -     Saquan Barkley
dino259 -     Adam Thielen
Ignoramus -     Gates
scoobus -     Kamara
AAABatteries -     Mahomes
Krista -     Trick question – I no longer have a fantasy football league.  And if I did, this time I’d be sure to fill it up with people who take kickers with the second pick.  Who’s a good kicker?  Fine, Alvin Kamara.
cjw_55106 -     Melvin Gordon
bryhamm -     Mahomes (behind Gurley)
Foos -     Kamara
WhatDoIKnow -     Patrick Mahomes
lardonastick -     Kamara
 

 

[Idiot Boxer]

That's how IB and Foos draft!

In my defense, I'm usually so drunk I can barely remember my own name, let alone any football players.

 

[AAABatteries]

#MeToo. I guessed Todd Gurley would be #1 but have no idea if that's actually true.

That was my assumption - and Bob didn't even specify if it was redraft or dynasty - what's the league rooster makeup?  Nothing.

 

[Foosball God]

In my defense, I'm usually so drunk I can barely remember my own name, let alone any football players.

I have no defense 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mod Answer: This has to be Mahomes, Thielen, or Barkley, and then it just boils down to your draft philosophy. I don't know how you pass on Thielen's consistency. Thielen. (Gurley)

Point to dino

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Barkley - 11 (Getzlaf, Spoofy, sho nuff, murph, Penguin, Cav, Floppo, Y23F, Lambskin, Long Ball, Heckman)
Mahomes - 6 (EYLive, AAA, bry, NotSmart, RGK, WDIK)
Kamara - 5 (scoobus, Foos, lardonastick, IB, krista)
Conner - 2 (Galileo, popeye)
Thielen - 1 (dino)

No Points - Antonio Brown, Kareem Hunt, Sterling Shepherd, Gates, Melvin Gordon

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BUT:

ThaPenguin, Y23F, and Floppo wasted their second chances on answers where they gave the high score.

No buts.  Scores remain the same.

 

[krista4]

If you think my answers are wordy so far, just you wait.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

And yes, commentary is where it's at imo.  Very much enjoy k4 and IB's answers.  Also liked bry's inclusion of his #1s, even if they're mostly #2.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In my defense, I'm usually so drunk I can barely remember my own name, let alone any football players.

"Is that guy OK?"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

4. Number of seconds it would take the average Footballguy to run a marathon 
    
dino259 -     Going straight math 10x26x60 = 15600  Not going to hire anyone to carry me.
furley -     22,000
Getzlaf -     25,000
Spoofy -     20,000
sho nuff -     20,000 seconds (over 5 and half hours...) 
Murph -     20,000
ThaPenguin -     15,000
Cav -     15000
El Floppo -     16200
Galileo -     10,800 seconds
Ignoramus -     I can't find the "infinity" symbol on my keyboard
popeye -     17500
scoobus -     14000
Foos -     28800
lardonastick -     16,000
fatguy -     25,000 seconds
EYLive -     1,000,000
AAABatteries -     18000
bryhamm -     18,800 (12min pace)
cjw_55106 -     I'll say seven hours (doubtful many could even finish) so, about 25,000 seconds? 
ProstheticRGK -     Mu
NotSmart -     19,800
WhatDoIKnow -     172,800 (2 days)
Yankee23Fan -     That's the 23 mile thing, right? Excellent runners take about 2 or 3 hours? I'm gonna say the average FBG doesn't finish at all.
Lambskin -     23,580
Long Ball Larry -     86,400
Heckmanm -     21,600
GOB -     Two shakes of a lamb's tail
IB -     Lesseee...a good marathon runner can finish in 3-4 hours.  An average footballguy would need twice that, I'd say.  8 hours and change.  30,000 seconds?
Krista -     I know a goal for a lot of marathoners is a four-hour time.  FBGs are not like a lot of marathoners.  I’ll generously say a FBG would do it in six hours, but mostly because they shut down the courses after six hours?  Anyway, 21,600 seconds.

Wait, ####.  That is the real answer, not what I think other people will say.  Let's go with 1,000,000 seconds.
 

 

[Ignoramus]

This next question - who plays FF anymore anyhow?  I just had to randomly guess not knowing anything about the top players.  

I recognize exactly one name on that list.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I have no defense 

It's ok, buddy.  Next year, I'll stay sober enough to help you draft.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Oh, s##t.  Almost said that with a straight face.

 

[Foosball God]

4. Number of seconds it would take the average Footballguy to run a marathon 
    
dino259 -     Going straight math 10x26x60 = 15600  Not going to hire anyone to carry me.
furley -     22,000
Getzlaf -     25,000
Spoofy -     20,000
sho nuff -     20,000 seconds (over 5 and half hours...) 
Murph -     20,000
ThaPenguin -     15,000
Cav -     15000
El Floppo -     16200
Galileo -     10,800 seconds
Ignoramus -     I can't find the "infinity" symbol on my keyboard
popeye -     17500
scoobus -     14000
Foos -     58800
lardonastick -     16,000
fatguy -     25,000 seconds
EYLive -     1,000,000
AAABatteries -     18000
bryhamm -     18,800 (12min pace)
cjw_55106 -     I'll say seven hours (doubtful many could even finish) so, about 25,000 seconds? 
ProstheticRGK -     Mu
NotSmart -     19,800
WhatDoIKnow -     172,800 (2 days)
Yankee23Fan -     That's the 23 mile thing, right? Excellent runners take about 2 or 3 hours? I'm gonna say the average FBG doesn't finish at all.
Lambskin -     23,580
Long Ball Larry -     86,400
Heckmanm -     21,600
GOB -     Two shakes of a lamb's tail
IB -     Lesseee...a good marathon runner can finish in 3-4 hours.  An average footballguy would need twice that, I'd say.  8 hours and change.  30,000 seconds?
Krista -     I know a goal for a lot of marathoners is a four-hour time.  FBGs are not like a lot of marathoners.  I’ll generously say a FBG would do it in six hours, but mostly because they shut down the courses after six hours?  Anyway, 21,600 seconds.

Wait, ####.  That is the real answer, not what I think other people will say.  Let's go with 1,000,000 seconds.
 

Wait, I thought I did 28800, did I really fat finger 58800?  The latter is probably more accurate, but still

 

[Foosball God]

It's ok, buddy.  Next year, I'll stay sober enough to help you draft.

That would probably be worse... 

 

[El Floppo]

I wanted to add commentary, but was afeared of the arbitrary/final nature of how they're usually met.

fwiw- I tried to math up 4 1/2 hours for the marathon. no idea if I was right... but that seems like a time most could hit once they committed to actually running the thing (which implies they trained for it). 

and lol- yankee should win this round.

 

[AAABatteries]

4. Number of seconds it would take the average Footballguy to run a marathon 

Galileo -     10,800 seconds
 

I like your optimism.

 

[heckmanm]

BUT:

Heckman used his second chance to change Daffy Duck to James Conner.  Seriously. But I'll apply common sense here and move that to Question 3

Ignoramus changed Foghorn Leghorn to Marvin the Martian.  He gets the mod point.

scoobus used his second chance and went from 0 points to 2 points for Elmer Fudd (matching dino)

bry was the big winner on the second chance upgrading from 0 points to the top answer.

 

[heckmanm]

3. Second pick in the draft if your fantasy footbally league were drafting today.
    
Ignoramus -     Gates
 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mod answer 15,720 - 10 minute miles, essentially.  I did expect the average FBG would train first.  Extra point to dino, lardon, floppo.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wait, I thought I did 28800, did I really fat finger 58800?  The latter is probably more accurate, but still

Nope. I did.  Fixed.

 

[EYLive]

4. Number of seconds it would take the average Footballguy to run a marathon 

EYLive -     1,000,000

Krista -     I know a goal for a lot of marathoners is a four-hour time.  FBGs are not like a lot of marathoners.  I’ll generously say a FBG would do it in six hours, but mostly because they shut down the courses after six hours?  Anyway, 21,600 seconds.

Wait, ####.  That is the real answer, not what I think other people will say.  Let's go with 1,000,000 seconds.
 

 I was rushing to get my answers in. Glad we can be dumb together.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ftr: that upgraded you from "No points: 58,800" to "No points: 28,800"

?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

15,600/16,000/16,200 - 4 (dino, lardonastick, Floppo)
19,800/20,000 - 4 (NotSmart, Spoofy, murph, sho nuff)
25,000 - 3 (fatguy, Getzlaf, cjw)
15,000 - 2 (Penguin, Cav)
17,500/18,000 - 2 (popeye, AAA)
21,600/22,000 - 2 (hackmanm, furley)
1,000,000 - 2 (EYLive, krista)
 

No points - 14,000; 23,580; 28,800; 86,400; 10,800; 172,800; 18,800; Infinity; 30,000; Mu (I don't think cows run marathons); Two shakes; DNF

 

[Foosball God]

ftr: that upgraded you from "No points: 58,800" to "No points: 28,800"

?

It's the principle of it.  I did do the same basic math as IB, I just didn't round to 30000. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

BUT, what did the second chances do for people?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Getzlaf used his second chance and didn't help himself.

WDIK used his second chance to match Y23F's DNF.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Revised scoring:

15,600/16,000/16,200 - 4 (dino, lardonastick, Floppo)
19,800/20,000 - 4 (NotSmart, Spoofy, murph, sho nuff)
25,000 - 3 (fatguy, Getzlaf, cjw)
15,000 - 2 (Penguin, Cav)
17,500/18,000 - 2 (popeye, AAA)
21,600/22,000 - 2 (hackmanm, furley)
1,000,000 - 2 (EYLive, krista)
DNF - 2 (Y23F, WDIK)
 

No points - 14,000; 23,580; 28,800; 86,400; 10,800; 18,800; Infinity; 30,000; Mu (I don't think cows run marathons); Two shakes

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It's the principle of it.  I did do the same basic math as IB, I just didn't round to 30000. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I, for one, appreciate GOB's dedication to shtick.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

After 4 questions, Floppo eases into the lead.  It's a shame second place actually wins this particular version of this.

El Floppo -     46
Heckmanm -     44
Cav -     44
Long Ball Larry -     42
Lambskin -     42
sho nuff -     40
Murph -     40
bryhamm -     37
Spoofy -     36
popeye -     35
fatguy -     34
Yankee23Fan -     32
ThaPenguin -     32
ProstheticRGK -     31
NotSmart -     29
EYLive -     27
IB -     26
Galileo -     21
furley -     21
lardonastick -     21
AAABatteries -     20
Getzlaf -     20
Krista -     19
cjw_55106 -     15
Foos -     13
scoobus -     13
WhatDoIKnow -     10
dino259 -     9
Ignoramus -     3
GOB -     0
 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We reach the midway point and what I'm certain was krista's favorite question.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

5. Second best song by Queen.
    
scoobus -     Bohemian Rhapsody
ThaPenguin -     We Will Rock You
Cav -     We will rock you
lardonastick -     Don't Stop Me Now
El Floppo -     We Will Rock You/We are the champions
popeye -     Somebody to Love
AAABatteries -     Killer Queen
NotSmart -     We Will Rock You
Spoofy -     We are the Champions
Murph -     Fat Bottomed Girls
Heckmanm -     Killer Queen
furley -     Fat Bottomed Girls
Lambskin -     Fat Bottomed Girls
Getzlaf -     Bohemian Rhapsody
Foos -     Another One Bites the Dust
Long Ball Larry -     We are the Champions
EYLive -     We are the Champions
Galileo -     Bohemian Rhapsody
WhatDoIKnow -     Crazy Little Thing Called Love
bryhamm -     We Will Rock You (behind Bohemian)
sho nuff -     Another One Bites the Dust
fatguy -     We Will Rock You
dino259 -     Bicycle
Ignoramus -     Fat Bottomed Girls
Krista -     This question just reminded me how many Queen songs I despise.  Going with the first rule of FFA:  when in doubt, go with the Christo answer.  Fat Bottomed Girls
cjw_55106 -     Fat Bottomed Girls
IB -     Well now...there's the right answer and the sheep answer here.  Assuming everyone agrees that Bohemian Rhapsody is the number one Queen song, will people say We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions as the second best?  That would be the sheep answer.   The funny "Fat Bottomed Girls" answer perhaps?  My answer to this would be Don't Stop Me Now, but I'll go with the Vanilla Ice samples "Under Pressure"
ProstheticRGK -     Under Pressure
Yankee23Fan -     Another One Bites the Dust
GOB -     Radio Bah Bah
 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Mod Answer: Probably not truly their second best, but I do enjoy Fat Bottomed Girls (Bohemian Rhapsody).  Point to a bunch of people.

 

[krista4]

We reach the midway point and what I'm certain was krista's favorite question.

What exactly are you implying here?

 

[Foosball God]

I do enjoy Fat Bottomed Girls

Worm?  Is that you?

 

[El Floppo]

What exactly are you implying here?

you're in love with your car.

 

[AAABatteries]

We reach the midway point and what I'm certain was krista's favorite question.

Mod Answer: Probably not truly their second best, but I do enjoy Fat Bottomed Girls (Bohemian Rhapsody).  Point to a bunch of people.

What exactly are you saying here?