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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (1 Viewer)

Getzlaf15 said:
chili is soup
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ok... in HS, we used to go to denny's late night (chain diner). coffee and french fries were the usual, maybe a desert if somebody had cash. lots of refills on the coffee

one very high night, my gb orders chili (I think it was in the fall) and devours it. waitress comes by to top off our coffee cups and he asks for a refill... of his chili. I immediately lose it when he tries to present his argument that it's mostly liquid, so should be refilled ala coffee. waitress looks at him, sighs, and says "no- it's like a hamburger... do you ask for refills of a hamburger". gb wouldn't let it go and we get 86ed (I was in tears laughing).

so... ahem... according to cathie ferrari (may or may not have been her actual name), chili is not soup.

 
Now, some of you bemoaned to me that you couldn't upload images or some other lame excuse, all while sending in suggested responses to the bonus question.

I shall have to pick up your slack imo.

 
El Floppo said:
ok... in HS, we used to go to denny's late night (chain diner). coffee and french fries were the usual, maybe a desert if somebody had cash. lots of refills on the coffee

one very high night, my gb orders chili (I think it was in the fall) and devours it. waitress comes by to top off our coffee cups and he asks for a refill... of his chili. I immediately lose it when he tries to present his argument that it's mostly liquid, so should be refilled ala coffee. waitress looks at him, sighs, and says "no- it's like a hamburger... do you ask for refills of a hamburger". gb wouldn't let it go and we get 86ed (I was in tears laughing).

so... ahem... according to cathie ferrari (may or may not have been her actual name), chili is not soup.
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Wait, are you saying coffee IS soup? :confused:

 
@El Floppo once wrote me a flowery pm about how connected we were & how we shared the same thoughts. so much so that we were almost one and the same person.

today i find out it was all a lie  :hot:

i'm returning the scented oils and candles you mailed me.  you cheating *******!

 
08. Name something gathered during harvest season

sho nuff    -    corn
Bull Dozier    -    corn
Worm    -    wheat
heckmanm    -    Wheat
Dan Lambskin    -    pumpkins
rockaction    -    chestnuts
Ned    -    corn
Foosball God    -    Corn
The Iguana    -    pumpkins
dino259    -    Ned's mom
Getzlaf15    -    apples
mr. furley    -    apples
Nick Vermeil    -    Virgin Hearts
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Corn
Long Ball Larry    -    Pumpkins
Waingro    -    Pumpkins
bryhamm    -    crops
scoobus    -    Corn
Yankee23Fan    -    Corn
EYLive    -    corn
Sideshow Bob    -    Horseradish, duh. Corn seems like the sheep/black sheep answer here.  Do you "harvest" pumpkins? Lettuce!!  I'll try pumpkins. It's fall!
Maik Jeaunz    -    what am I, a farmer? I dunno, corn?
GOB    -    Pumpkins
ShamrockPride    -    Pumpkins
Galmgren    -    Pumpkins

 
hagmania said:
El Floppo    -    7 chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. (You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.)
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Why?

Cuz youre f####n' fired!!!

Theres something about Floppo.

 
09. Name a reason for people to celebrate during the fall

sho nuff    -    football is back
Bull Dozier    -    Football season
Worm    -    Thanksgiving
heckmanm    -    Halloween
Dan Lambskin    -    Your team beating the lions
rockaction    -    Halloween
Ned    -    football
Foosball God    -    Halloween
The Iguana    -    football
dino259    -    Kids back in school
Getzlaf15    -    Halloween
mr. furley    -    Halloween
Nick Vermeil    -    Octoberfest
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Halloween
Long Ball Larry    -    Thanksgiving
Waingro    -    Thanksgiving
bryhamm    -    christmas is coming
scoobus    -    Halloween
Yankee23Fan    -    She didn't get pregnant during that last summer pool party
EYLive    -    Thanksgiving holiday
Sideshow Bob    -    Football season, obviously. Traditionally? No more Cubs games. :o (seems wise to piss off the mod). I'll say the real reason here.  Cooler weather.
Maik Jeaunz    -    the return of the NFL; at that point the referees haven't stolen enough games from you to destroy your soul and make you hate all of humanity
GOB    -    My birthday
ShamrockPride    -    Football
Galmgren    -    Football

 
10. Propose a new way to save our daylight

sho nuff    -    nuke the sun?  hell, i have no damn idea but if it works for hurricanes, why not the sun too
Bull Dozier    -    Move to a biodome and live in artificial light
Worm    -    Build a giant retractable bubble to control when we have light and when we don't. Bonus effect is controlling global warming, which is nice. Note: this is not my idea, taken directly from Donald Trumps 2020 campaign documents.
heckmanm    -    Magnets (still working out the details)
Dan Lambskin    -    Photovoltaic grass
rockaction    -    gunnysack
Ned    -    Adjust our clocks to align with sunrise/sunset
Foosball God    -    Tie it to the 2nd Amendment
The Iguana    -    in a jar with the lightening bugs
dino259    -    Turn the light off when you leave the room
Getzlaf15    -    ban Daylight Savings time
mr. furley    -    build a giant funnel that to collect the light in a huge jar that we can store underground at Mt. Weather
Nick Vermeil    -    Stop beating it out of nerds
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    Stop the rotation of the earth
Long Ball Larry    -    Clone the sun
Waingro    -    Wake up before sunrise
bryhamm    -    move it 2 hours
scoobus    -    Use Superman to alter the Earth’s natural rotation, line it up so we’re always in line with the sun. #### the eastern hemisphere.
Yankee23Fan    -    How about we don't?  Work sucks, going to work sucks, yard work sucks, traffic sucks, talking to people on the phone sucks.  But I guess I have to answer it so how about we change our society to have a 4 days work week from sunrise to sunset and get off the 5th (Friday) all day to make up for it.
EYLive    -    Wake up earlier
Sideshow Bob    -    Colored ribbons. A 5k run. Divert money from the whales. 33% of the population loves Trump, so I'm going with his answer. Nuke the sun.
Maik Jeaunz    -    screw that, I'm a night person. vampires FTW!
GOB    -    Have Ned's mom work in the dark.
ShamrockPride    -    We find a way to harness the power of a black hole into a large container. Then we go out into a bunch of open fields and collect that ish. Then, when the nuclear winter comes, bam yo, we already got all that light saved up. Trust me it's science.
Galmgren    -    Daylight recycling program via mirrors.

 
I gotta admit that I didn't understand the bonus art question because:

1. I'm dumb
2. I was in a rush to submit answers
c. I can't read good

 
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