10. There is a prized possession in your home that you wish no one else to touch, and therefore you have managed to place a curse upon it! What curse afflicts the poor person that dares handle this precious item?
Long Ball Larry - SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO ANYTHING RELATED TO THE 1985 CHICAGO BEARS
GAlmgren - -Ball cancer
Dan Lambskin - a lifetime of diarrhea
Galileo - Forever trapped in the Political Forum as their only web resource
Nipsey - - Farts come out mouth/burps come out butt
belljr - Well they either have to hangout with bobsacamano or die from festering boils. The boils sound more fun but I'll say daily explosive diahrea
shuke - They have to listen to the Bay City Rollers for 48 straight hours.
Nugget - ED
Yankee23Fan - . They are forced to post in the politics forum here all day every day for a year.
Bob Sacamano - I usually find myself chasing them naked out the front door as they scream, "I had no idea she was married," but I doubt that qualifies as a curse. Seems like going biblical would be fun, but locusts aren't harsh enough and killing of first borns might be a tad aggressive. How about rendering the offender speechless? I can see tremendous upside (rip) there.
Getzlaf15 - Locked in a room for a week and having to watch
@AAABatteries and
@Ned's Mom have the sechs.
El Floppo - they're forced to isolate themselves at a distance of no less than 6' from other people, stay indoors, stockpile toilet paper and ##### on the internet about everything.
AAABatteries - Their phone won't work - this would keep all 5 of the other people in my house away
The Iguana - Boils, EVERYWHERE!
Cjw_55106 - Sterilization
Hodor - - THEIR NOSE AND DING DONG SWAP PLACES
EYLive - - Nobody else (wife) is allowed to drive my car anymore. The curse is getting hit by a herpes bus.
ProstheticRGK - Ball cancer
Worm - Blindness
Maik Jeaunz - whenever I say 'beep boop', they must uncontrollably break into the robot dance.
fatguyinalittlecoat - Covid-19
ShamrockPride - COVID-19
IrishTwinkie - Their hands get hairy
caustic - Diarrhea
Jules Winnfield - After picking it up, they lose all memory of picking it up, set it down, and ask me if they can have a cup of coffee
Sinn Fein - They are cursed into being Tottenham Hotspur supporters. A life time of grief.
Ray McKigney - Non-stop diarrhea for 3 days if someone just peruses it. If they steal or attempt to steal it, the periodic diarrhea, without warning and at the worst possible times, for 71 years.
Rustoleum - Every pizza you order for the rest of time will have pineapple on it.
Nick Vermeil - Asymptomatic Coronavirus.
Ned - Trapped in El Floppo's body
dino259 - There hand smells like butt
scoobus - death
popeye - - "May you marry a wench that blows wind like a stone from a sling”
Wingnut - 24 hours of explosive diarrhea
heckmanm - Constipation
sho nuff - Their junk falls off.if a female.they grow some junk.