**Finless Memorial Gobbler - rodg12 Wins - Kyle Kendrick MVP (1 Viewer)

[Eephus]

1 . 05 rodg12 --- ---

1 . 06 ChemicalX --- ---

1 . 07 JZilla --- ---

1 . 08 Spartans Rule --- ---

1 . 09 eephus --- ---

1 . 10 TheMoops --- ---

1 . 11 Kraft --- ---

1 . 12 TRE --- ---

 

[Annyong]

This is gonna be hard because I dont have a cheat sheet or rankings for ####ty players

 

[RnR]

1.3 - Adeiny Hechavarria (SS)

In a game of inconsistency, Adeiny is a welcoming combination of consistent awfulness and job security. He's pictured here popping out to the second baseman. There's plenty more where that came from, friends.

Solid pick but a deep position

Screw VBD, we're going with the "Worst Available" approach in this bad boy.

 

[Annyong]

That was a good pick. Really surprised Jay Bruce is still on the board.

 

[Frostillicus]

Spoiler alert: I may just draft all Twins.

Spoiler alert 2: That might be good enough to win.

 

[Annyong]

Spoiler alert: I may just draft all Twins.

Spoiler alert 2: That might be good enough to win.

That was our plan after getting Beej

 

[the moops]

I want to draft 2007, MN Twin, Nick Punto

 

[cheese]

That was a good pick. Really surprised Jay Bruce is still on the board.

He can't do it again, but he had to be top scorer last year right?

 

[Annyong]

That was a good pick. Really surprised Jay Bruce is still on the board.

He can't do it again, but he had to be top scorer last year right?

Kevin Correia and #### ######## were the top scorers last year

 

[RnR]

Let's just spotlight everyone!

 

[Annyong]

Whoops. Good call. Fixed.

 

[Spartans Rule]

Normally spotlighting doesn't bother me this early in a draft, but in this format it's actually possible to take someone in the first round that someone else hasn't heard of.

 

[rodg12]

Sonuva. Didn't know I was up. Figured I'd get a PM. Sorry fellas.

1.05 - Jeremy Guthrie, SP, KC

 

[Chemical X]

there are many bad players and picks here, but these guys are so bad that they don't have job guarantees and could lose them for being so bad. that said, i'll take

1.06 - juan lagares, mets

strong combination of a good glove leading to ABs with little power, limited speed and that wonderful latin eye.

 

[Eephus]

1 . 01 Wrigyong --- B.J. Upton --- OF
1 . 02 Cheese --- Billy Hamilton --- OF
1 . 03 RnR --- Adeiny Hechavarria --- SS
1 . 04 Frostillicus --- Ricky Nolasco --- SP
1 . 05 rodg12 --- Jeremy Guthrie --- SP
1 . 06 ChemicalX --- Juan Lagares --- OF
1 . 07 JZilla --- ---
1 . 08 Spartans Rule --- ---
1 . 09 eephus --- ---
1 . 10 TheMoops --- ---
1 . 11 Kraft --- ---
1 . 12 TRE --- ---

 

[JZilla]

Uh

I guess I'll try Dustin Ackley

 

[Eephus]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

 

[Wrigley]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

new here?

 

[JZilla]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I can assure you this is the case for me. Is Ackley good? Last I checked he can't really hit a baseball.

 

[Eephus]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I can assure you this is the case for me. Is Ackley good? Last I checked he can't really hit a baseball.

I think he's on my TREauction leeg squad

 

[Spartans Rule]

1.8 John Danks, SP

Hoping he can get back to his gopher-ball form of 2013, but even a repeat of 2014 would be OK.

Either way, he seems like a safe bet to suck, keep his rotation spot and steal $14.25 million from the White Sox.

 

[Wrigley]

Is anybody marking these crap names off any list?

 

[Eephus]

1.09 Michael Morse 1B

1B is thin and Morse is a lunkhead. He is a fun player to watch though. I enjoyed his stint with the Giants and wish him continued flailure in Miami.

 

[Eephus]

Is anybody marking these crap names off any list?

Googlesheet is linked in the OP

 

[Eephus]

1 . 01 Wrigyong --- B.J. Upton --- OF

1 . 02 Cheese --- Billy Hamilton --- OF

1 . 03 RnR --- Adeiny Hechavarria --- SS

1 . 04 Frostillicus --- Ricky Nolasco --- SP

1 . 05 rodg12 --- Jeremy Guthrie --- SP

1 . 06 ChemicalX --- Juan Lagares --- OF

1 . 07 JZilla --- Dustin Ackley --- OF

1 . 08 Spartans Rule --- John Danks --- SP

1 . 09 eephus --- Michael Morse --- 1B

1 . 10 TheMoops --- ---

1 . 11 Kraft --- ---

1 . 12 TRE --- ---

 

[Annyong]

I can't wait to draft all White Sox players, they suck hard.

 

[JZilla]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I can assure you this is the case for me. Is Ackley good? Last I checked he can't really hit a baseball.

I think he's on my TREauction leeg squad

As Morse is on mine

 

[Spartans Rule]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I like to think none of us have any idea what we're doing.

 

[Annyong]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I like to think none of us have any idea what we're doing.

I definitely don't. Pretty confident in BJ Upton and his track record of suckness.

 

[Wrigley]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I like to think none of us have any idea what we're doing.

I definitely don't. Pretty confident in BJ Upton and his track record of suckness.

biggest no brainer in the history of no brainers.

 

[cheese]

Snake right?

 

[rodg12]

This is either the most unpredictable first round ever or I have no idea what I'm doing. Probably both.

I like to think none of us have any idea what we're doing.

 

[Eephus]

Snake right?

Yesssssssss

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone PM Moopsie?

 

[Eephus]

Anyone PM Moopsie?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone PM Moopsie?

I sexted.

 

[the moops]

sorry. was napping.

Ryan Howard

 

[Eephus]

1B run

 

[the moops]

It was a pretty glorious nap, in case anyone cares. Had some sex with the wife, rolled over and was out for like 2 hours. A wonderful Mon afternoon

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I'm ready. Let's go Kraft.

 

[RnR]

LOOK AT ME, I'M LOUNGING AND ####### MY WIFE ON A MONDAY!

 

[Eephus]

It was a pretty glorious nap, in case anyone cares. Had some sex with the wife, rolled over and was out for like 2 hours. A wonderful Mon afternoon

Ryan Howard would have struck out with your wife, rolled over, pulled an oblique and would be out for 4-6 weeks.

 

[Wrigley]

It was a pretty glorious nap, in case anyone cares. Had some sex with the wife, rolled over and was out for like 2 hours. A wonderful Mon afternoon

Ryan Howard would have struck out with your wife, rolled over, pulled an oblique and would be out for 4-6 weeks.

seriously considered the giant turd at 1.01

 

[Eephus]

It was a pretty glorious nap, in case anyone cares. Had some sex with the wife, rolled over and was out for like 2 hours. A wonderful Mon afternoon

Ryan Howard would have struck out with your wife, rolled over, pulled an oblique and would be out for 4-6 weeks.

seriously considered the giant turd at 1.01

It was down to Howard or Morse for me. But I figured if we was playing bad enough to be worth a first rounder, the Phillies would probably just cut bait on him.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I can't wait to draft all White Sox players, they suck hard.

Like your face?

 

[Kraft...]

Austin Jackson, I have him in Uber so hedging my bet here

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

1.12 - Colby Lewis, SP

2.01 - Jordan Lyles, SP

I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I figure Colby has a rotation spot and he's terrible. As long as he doesn't break again maybe I can get 170 horrible innings. And perhaps Jordan Lyles can return to those 5+ ERAs of prior years. I figure he has a job all year anyway...I don't know.

 

[Eephus]

1.12 - Colby Lewis, SP

2.01 - Jordan Lyles, SP

I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I figure Colby has a rotation spot and he's terrible. As long as he doesn't break again maybe I can get 170 horrible innings. And perhaps Jordan Lyles can return to those 5+ ERAs of prior years. I figure he has a job all year anyway...I don't know.

Hmm. Never thought about going SP/SP

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

1.12 - Colby Lewis, SP

2.01 - Jordan Lyles, SP

I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I figure Colby has a rotation spot and he's terrible. As long as he doesn't break again maybe I can get 170 horrible innings. And perhaps Jordan Lyles can return to those 5+ ERAs of prior years. I figure he has a job all year anyway...I don't know.

Hmm. Never thought about going SP/SP

Seems like they're the highest scorers and finding sucky guys that will keep jobs seems hard. maybe I did that?

 

[Eephus]

Sorry, there was a problem with the way the Googlesheet was calculating 2014 and 2013 fantasy points for pitchers. It has been fixed. I don't think it had any major impact on relative rankings but total scores for pitchers are now about 20-30 points greater.