TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
I've always said I have no mechanical ability at all. There was a time when I could take apart a computer and put it back together, but even then, there was a lot of luck and answered prayers in that. So when something around my house breaks, I'm at a complete loss. In my mind, I'm usually like, "I'm a man. I'm sure I can fix this." But after taking a couple of screws off, I'm usually just staring at some complex piece of machinery that requires actual tools and knowledge to fix.
I'm not sure what I'm expecting besides that. Never once have I opened up the hood of a non working car only to see a snowman with his hat blown off. Yet, in my mind, this is kind of what I'm hoping for. Something so easy I just have to pick up the hat and pop it back on his head. "There ya go, little buddy. Good as new."
Well, this weekend I decided to replace the blade in my mower. Seemed easy enough. Came with one piece and the instructions said I needed on tool. This seemed like a mechanical job MADE for me. I read the directions and it said something like "Careful when flipping the mower because of... BLAH BLAH BLAH." Whatever. I flip the mower all of the time to get grass out.
So I turned the mower on it's side and began to unscrew the bolt. Only I couldn't. It was on there tight. And each time I thought I was turning it, it was actually the blade turning. I finally figured out a way to get it off, but the entire process took about 45 minutes. Yup. A 5 minute job turned into 45 minutes. Or course, as much as I swpre, there was no way I could have got all of those four letter words in in just 5 minutes.
I put the mower upright, start it up and begin to mow. The new blade was great. After about 5 passes, the mower bogs down. Stops running. I pull apart some pieces to see if gas is getting in and can't find any snowmen without hats, or even shoelaces untied. Nothing.
So I empty out the gas and the oil. Replace it. Put it all back together and start it back up. Sounds great. As I start cutting the grass with a huge sense of pride, I can't help but feel good. Right up until white smoke comes billowing out of the engine. Our neighbor comes over and takes a look. He points out that there is oil all over the deck of the mower. He checks the oil and it's completely full. I say, "That's odd. It shouldn't be full like that." He says, "That's gas mixed with oil. Somehow the two are mixing." He said if I don't empty that all out and "fix" it before I start it back up, that engine is as good as gone.
So I wheel the mower back to the backyard. Again, no snowmen. So I'm at a loss. And it looks like my $15 blade change is turning into a $300 new mower. Just in time for the summer to end.
I hate mechanical ####.
I'm not sure what I'm expecting besides that. Never once have I opened up the hood of a non working car only to see a snowman with his hat blown off. Yet, in my mind, this is kind of what I'm hoping for. Something so easy I just have to pick up the hat and pop it back on his head. "There ya go, little buddy. Good as new."
Well, this weekend I decided to replace the blade in my mower. Seemed easy enough. Came with one piece and the instructions said I needed on tool. This seemed like a mechanical job MADE for me. I read the directions and it said something like "Careful when flipping the mower because of... BLAH BLAH BLAH." Whatever. I flip the mower all of the time to get grass out.
So I turned the mower on it's side and began to unscrew the bolt. Only I couldn't. It was on there tight. And each time I thought I was turning it, it was actually the blade turning. I finally figured out a way to get it off, but the entire process took about 45 minutes. Yup. A 5 minute job turned into 45 minutes. Or course, as much as I swpre, there was no way I could have got all of those four letter words in in just 5 minutes.
I put the mower upright, start it up and begin to mow. The new blade was great. After about 5 passes, the mower bogs down. Stops running. I pull apart some pieces to see if gas is getting in and can't find any snowmen without hats, or even shoelaces untied. Nothing.
So I empty out the gas and the oil. Replace it. Put it all back together and start it back up. Sounds great. As I start cutting the grass with a huge sense of pride, I can't help but feel good. Right up until white smoke comes billowing out of the engine. Our neighbor comes over and takes a look. He points out that there is oil all over the deck of the mower. He checks the oil and it's completely full. I say, "That's odd. It shouldn't be full like that." He says, "That's gas mixed with oil. Somehow the two are mixing." He said if I don't empty that all out and "fix" it before I start it back up, that engine is as good as gone.
So I wheel the mower back to the backyard. Again, no snowmen. So I'm at a loss. And it looks like my $15 blade change is turning into a $300 new mower. Just in time for the summer to end.
I hate mechanical ####.

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