Found this in my wife's chat log (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Pickles]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

I just think that in this disposable society, too many times people are willing to throw away marriage as well instead of working on it. It may not be the easiest way out, but it can be the most rewarding if they are both willing to work.

You do realize that their method of dealing with this was to take it to a fantasy football message board, right?

 

[Mad Cow]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

I just think that in this disposable society, too many times people are willing to throw away marriage as well instead of working on it. It may not be the easiest way out, but it can be the most rewarding if they are both willing to work.

You do realize that their method of dealing with this was to take it to a fantasy football message board, right?

Touche

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

mistake #1

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

mistake #2

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

mistake #3

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

mistake #'s 4, 5 and 6

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

Mistake 7

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

neither of those two things makes you look any better, actually worse than the above.

I think this is my first for you.

 

[Shutterbug]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

I just think that in this disposable society, too many times people are willing to throw away marriage as well instead of working on it. It may not be the easiest way out, but it can be the most rewarding if they are both willing to work.

You do realize that their method of dealing with this was to take it to a fantasy football message board, right?

Oh damn.

 

[McJose]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.

Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

 

[T Bell]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

Bako bringin' it in this thread!

 

[Shutterbug]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

 

[Short Corner]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

I just think that in this disposable society, too many times people are willing to throw away marriage as well instead of working on it. It may not be the easiest way out, but it can be the most rewarding if they are both willing to work.

You do realize that their method of dealing with this was to take it to a fantasy football message board, right?

Touche

 

[Big_Russel]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.

We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

Epic...

 

[paulpogo]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

Guys, let's not underestimate the devotion of wifey here. I had to grind for hours to get the rep for my netherdrake. I'm sure she had to grind long and hard as well.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So is WoW one of those games where you can just buy improvements at will?

 

[tommyboy]

 

[Stinkin Ref]

1. you are falling for her "I wasn't really going to do anything" excuse way too easily

2. your wife wanted to have the secks with another man....I repeat, your wife wanted to have the secks with another man

3. that is how little your relationship means to her...no matter what she says now that she has been "caught"

many relationships have survived even worse cases of infidelity......so maybe there is hope.......

and it appears that you may have a different set of expectations, etc when it comes to relationships ....I have never gotten in to all of the "gaming" etc that is done on line and I think I am very glad.....I don't have time.....I'm surprised if many real people in real relationships have time......it seems the amount of time that this type of stuff would require would take away a great deal from family time/activities/relationship building/etc.......if the two of you spend that much time on these things and it has consumed your life to the point where her buying you some fake epic mount or something seems to make up for what she has done, maybe you guys have issues that others just won't be able to understand or give the proper advice on.....sounds like maybe you deserve each other and not much will change as far as the gaming goes......and if that is the case, it will happen again.....even after your week off that you spend together you are not all of a sudden going to become mr. studmuffin in her eyes......she will give you the "required" make up attention that you need and maybe more secks or something for awhile....but it will happen again in some shape, form, or fashion.....

sometimes the things behind the thought process of your significant other planning to do something like this is worse than them actually doing something like this......I hope you can get that out of your head......not sure I could

and lastly.....not trying to sound judgemental....but if you really want to work things out.....I would say the gaming for both of you has to go.......spend more time with your kids or something......

good luck....seriously........

 

[Mad Cow]

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I thought an epic mount was an amazing lay. Guess not.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

WoW created this mess.. surely it can fix it.

 

[FatMax]

This thread needs some BGP. And no, I'm not kidding one bit.

 

[bakes]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

 

[bakes]

1. you are falling for her "I wasn't really going to do anything" excuse way too easily2. your wife wanted to have the secks with another man....I repeat, your wife wanted to have the secks with another man3. that is how little your relationship means to her...no matter what she says now that she has been "caught"many relationships have survived even worse cases of infidelity......so maybe there is hope.......and it appears that you may have a different set of expectations, etc when it comes to relationships ....I have never gotten in to all of the "gaming" etc that is done on line and I think I am very glad.....I don't have time.....I'm surprised if many real people in real relationships have time......it seems the amount of time that this type of stuff would require would take away a great deal from family time/activities/relationship building/etc.......if the two of you spend that much time on these things and it has consumed your life to the point where her buying you some fake epic mount or something seems to make up for what she has done, maybe you guys have issues that others just won't be able to understand or give the proper advice on.....sounds like maybe you deserve each other and not much will change as far as the gaming goes......and if that is the case, it will happen again.....even after your week off that you spend together you are not all of a sudden going to become mr. studmuffin in her eyes......she will give you the "required" make up attention that you need and maybe more secks or something for awhile....but it will happen again in some shape, form, or fashion.....sometimes the things behind the thought process of your significant other planning to do something like this is worse than them actually doing something like this......I hope you can get that out of your head......not sure I couldand lastly.....not trying to sound judgemental....but if you really want to work things out.....I would say the gaming for both of you has to go.......spend more time with your kids or something...... good luck....seriously........

LarryBoy would be proud of your excessive use of "....."

 

[Chaka]

That is so wrong.

 

[Chaka]

I thought an epic mount was an amazing lay. Guess not.

Can't it be both?

 

[tommyboy]

that was Crimson on the epic mount around the 4:00 mark

 

[T Bell]

So is WoW one of those games where you can just buy improvements at will?

Yes, in part as it relates to equipment. No as it relates to other (usually better) types of equipment, and abilities. And yes, I played intensively for about six months, two years ago, before quitting. I didn't want to end up in mom's basement banging Crimson's Hawk's wife.

 

[Chaka]

You WoW people need to learn some things about what the internet is really all about.

 

[T Bell]

I thought an epic mount was an amazing lay. Guess not.

You should see my epic dismount.

 

[Billy Bats]

and lastly.....not trying to sound judgemental....but if you really want to work things out.....I would say the gaming for both of you has to go.......spend more time with your kids or something...... good luck....seriously........

Throw the fkcin computers out and get to know each other, again. I thought women in the workplace was what was ruining marriages, but it seems the innernets is catching up fast on my opinion poll.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

and lastly.....not trying to sound judgemental....but if you really want to work things out.....I would say the gaming for both of you has to go.......spend more time with your kids or something...... good luck....seriously........

Throw the fkcin computers out and get to know each other, again. I thought women in the workplace was what was ruining marriages, but it seems the innernets is catching up fast on my opinion poll.

Paging domer...

 

[Nate]

1. you are falling for her "I wasn't really going to do anything" excuse way too easily2. your wife wanted to have the secks with another man....I repeat, your wife wanted to have the secks with another man3. that is how little your relationship means to her...no matter what she says now that she has been "caught"many relationships have survived even worse cases of infidelity......so maybe there is hope.......and it appears that you may have a different set of expectations, etc when it comes to relationships ....I have never gotten in to all of the "gaming" etc that is done on line and I think I am very glad.....I don't have time.....I'm surprised if many real people in real relationships have time......it seems the amount of time that this type of stuff would require would take away a great deal from family time/activities/relationship building/etc.......if the two of you spend that much time on these things and it has consumed your life to the point where her buying you some fake epic mount or something seems to make up for what she has done, maybe you guys have issues that others just won't be able to understand or give the proper advice on.....sounds like maybe you deserve each other and not much will change as far as the gaming goes......and if that is the case, it will happen again.....even after your week off that you spend together you are not all of a sudden going to become mr. studmuffin in her eyes......she will give you the "required" make up attention that you need and maybe more secks or something for awhile....but it will happen again in some shape, form, or fashion.....sometimes the things behind the thought process of your significant other planning to do something like this is worse than them actually doing something like this......I hope you can get that out of your head......not sure I couldand lastly.....not trying to sound judgemental....but if you really want to work things out.....I would say the gaming for both of you has to go.......spend more time with your kids or something...... good luck....seriously........

I wouldn't derail this if I believe this whole thing wasn't a fishing trip, but I hate you for this post. How many times have you had to replace your "." key? Be honest..................................................You capitalize the letter "I", so it's not like you don't have a "Shift" key. You could save yourself a lot of time and effort by replacing al your "............" with a single "." and a touch of the shift key while you type your next letter. That is called a sentence, a fairly common way of breaking up ideas from a rambling diatribe into something that's readable to the rest of the world. HTH

 

[AnonymousBob]

This thread has the potential to reach Camper Steve levels of infamy...

 

[Mad Cow]

Can we keep this thread alive and hope for an awesome update on Friday?

 

[cstu]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

Guys, let's not underestimate the devotion of wifey here. I had to grind for hours to get the rep for my netherdrake. I'm sure she had to grind long and hard as well.

No doubt she did a lot of grinding.

 

[Rhino]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

Freaking Awesome! Crimson could buy himself 10 epic mounts with the GOLD in this single thread. Fishing trip or not, this thread is hilarious.

 

[Tex Goldstein]

So is WoW one of those games where you can just buy improvements at will?

Yes, in part as it relates to equipment. No as it relates to other (usually better) types of equipment, and abilities. And yes, I played intensively for about six months, two years ago, before quitting. I didn't want to end up in mom's basement banging Crimson's Hawk's wife.

I just spewed Pepsi out through my nose - read the punchline "...didn't want to end up in mom's basement banging Crimson Hawk's wife." just as I slurped on the soda. Well done, Tatum, well done. Tears are streaming down my face.

 

[Pooch]

WoW

Some threads just make you appreciate normality...

 

[joffer]

that was in interesting read

 

[Pooch]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

lol wut

Please don't drag my avatar into this

 

[proninja]

You should have saved enough gold to get the epic mount

THIS

A couple thoughts:1. This thread is awesome2. I have never missed beej more than I do right now3. We need to get the Mrs back in here4. I still have no idea what an epic mount is in WoW

 

[EYLive]

I thought an epic mount was an amazing lay. Guess not.

You should see my epic dismount.

You should see my epic fail premature dismount.

 

[FatMax]

4. I still have no idea what an epic mount is in WoW

I googled it and got this. Sorry, I know it doesn't help.

 

[sholditch]

That is not harmless flirting and no you are not over reacting. What's worse is based on the text you posted the guy is not trying nearly as hard as your wife who appears to be throwing herself at the guy.

This is just me, and I have only been married for 2+ years, but I would leave her and never, ever look back. It sucks for the kids but this type of thing I simply won't tolerate from a woman I expect to be committed to me. IN fact, I'm pretty sure it's illegal to even type what I would really be thinking about.

 

[Ned]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.

 

[Shutterbug]

I don't know about anyone else, but I am getting more enjoyment out of the sigs in this thread. I'me to a couple posts, but more sigs.

 

[T Bell]

I thought an epic mount was an amazing lay. Guess not.

You should see my epic dismount.

You should see my epic fail premature dismount.

It never happened to me before!

 

[T Bell]

I don't know about anyone else, but I am getting more enjoyment out of the sigs in this thread. I'me to a couple posts, but more sigs.

Speaking of which, WTF happened to my sig?

warning log:

Mercy Banning. He claims to be drunk at work and is posting nonsense.

 

[shadyridr]

I don't know about anyone else, but I am getting more enjoyment out of the sigs in this thread. I'me to a couple posts, but more sigs.

Speaking of which, WTF happened to my sig?

warning log:

Mercy Banning. He claims to be drunk at work and is posting nonsense.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

After several years of reading about other's RL problems (fishing trips or not) I knew that posting mine here would be good for a few laughs if nothing else. You guys (and gals) have certainly brightened my mood.

The epic mount was planned before all of this happened.

I haven't really played in a week or so I don't know if I will ever be able to enjoy it again.

Something else you may find humorous: one of my good friends in RL and in the game robbed the guild bank and quit the guild when he found out about things. That was kind of funny.

After all of this I still feel my marriage is worth saving even if I am making a mistake. I love my wife even if she did #### up.

 

[PatsWillWin]

I sure hope you mean epic flying mount.

 

[HellToupee]

After all of this I still feel my marriage is worth saving even if I am making a mistake. I love my wife even if she did #### up.

Everyone makes bad choices in life from time to time. If this happen to me I'd feel the same way about saving the marriage

 

[cstu]

After all of this I still feel my marriage is worth saving even if I am making a mistake. I love my wife even if she did #### up.

Good, Night Elves marry for life.

 

[SIDA!]

Mike: I heard about Karen almost cheating on you.Jim: Yeah but it's all good. She bought me a pretend horse for father's day.