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Morgon the Valiant of Elfstrom: Come on, Crimson! I need you and your blindness spell +3 to take out those orcs on the west bridge!CrimsonHawk of Cuckholdia: I'm sorry...I just can't...I'm trying but I just can't.Morgon the Valiant of Elfstrom: Dammit! I'll never invite you to a raid again!Mitch the Dwarf Badass: Hey Crimson, I'll buy your epic mount for 10 gold, an invisibility hat, and a gently used chainmail fanny packCrimson Hawk said:
I was thinking the same thing here. You should definitely do one of those swingers resorts. Might help your marriage, and you might get laid.
These types of replies scare me. Not for the OP, but for those replying.
Stay gold Ponyboy... Stay gold.
So wait... you get an epic mount, but make your wife cancel hers?My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.
that's maybe the funniest #### i've ever read on this board.
Wait a minute -- I thought she didn't #### him.Crimson Hawk said:
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NEWSFLASH:Your wife talking about playing a friendly game of "Just the Tip" is going to be considered "####### up" by any sane husband.Wait a minute -- I thought she didn't #### him.Crimson Hawk said:
cuckhold = dudes who let their wives "stray"I dont get it
thanks, never heard that term beforecuckhold = dudes who let their wives "stray"I dont get it
Neither does he.I dont get it
If that chainmail fanny pack is made of pure mithral, it's totally worth it.
Okay, seriously OP. Enough 'effing around already:
Serious reply time. I've been skimming a bit too since my attempts at humor.What is your take on this? If you found BSR making simlar comments? Would you try and work through this or is the marriage over?I've never been married, but I would imagine that everyone has stray thoughts every now and again and that the internet is a place where a lot of us let thoughts out that we might not otherwise. In this case, if I were Crimson Hawk, and I hadn't had previous problems with my marrige I would think I would attempt to work this out with my wife.Neither does he.I dont get it
posty?
That should be bannable.
That, sir, is a level 70 dwarf ninja.
With or without an epic mount? maybe thats what an epic mount is??? I may have just had a vision... (not a good one by the way)That, sir, is a level 70 dwarf ninja.
It's Mr. Pither.That, sir, is a level 70 dwarf ninja.
Given what your wife did is bad, in one of your earlier posts you mentioned that she said you're a bad husband. Have you given any thought to that? Because her behavior is definitely reflecting that idea and just a symptom of that larger problem. Whether it's true or not that you're a bad husband, your marriage isn't going to improve until you address that cause of your problems - getting a heroic mount isn't going to make that go away.Crimson Hawk said:
Better yet tell her to create a loggin. I don't think "Iwant2EpicMountU" is taken.Put her back on here so we can ask her some questions.
Noob. Epic mounts are BoP.
Yeah, ok.
Because every Tom, ****, and Hagrid in WoW has already dipped their long sword in her shimmering pool of ecstasy, so he wants to see how we FBGs doWIIIZZZZAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Well played.
I am working on it. I am getting help. In addition I have offered to go to counseling with her.Unfortunately I think she shares Tom Cruise's philosophy on the mental health profession.I still don't think she realizes how bad what she did was.
My wife "knows" about it, but she's never read any posts. All she knows is that it's some "stupid football site."
What was your line going to be when we met up?
"I'm meeting one of the dorks from the stupid football site."What was your line going to be when we met up?
Great, then she'll think you're cheating on her."I'm meeting one of the dorks from the stupid football site."What was your line going to be when we met up?
Maybe - or maybe she thinks (consciously or subconsciously) that what she did was justified in response to what she thinks you're doing wrong as a husband.If she's not open to counseling I don't see any hope for your marriage. It seems like you've got issues that aren't going to be resolved easily or quickly by just the two of you.
She's met saintfool in person and furley stayed at our place, so she knows it is not shady.Great, then she'll think you're cheating on her."I'm meeting one of the dorks from the stupid football site."What was your line going to be when we met up?
FBG sleepovers?
More importantly, with furley?FBG sleepovers?
