Found this in my wife's chat log (1 Viewer)

[Mr. Pickles]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

 

[mr. furley]

I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue.

she diagnose this for you?

 

[QUEZILLA]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

 

[madhatter]

i'd give OJ a call and ask him for advice.

 

[shadyridr]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

 

[shadyridr]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

 

[SmoovySmoov]

My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

Hoooooooooooooooly crap, you need help.

 

[QUEZILLA]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.

We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

http://www.wowwiki.com/MountsSo as your wife "epic mounts" your guild mate, you get to ride around on your new horse.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

Jeebus.You are just stalling for time until you find a good place to hide the body right?

 

[SuperJohn96]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[guru_007]

what is epic mount?

 

[mr. furley]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

as much as i hate to say it, Pickles is right

 

[madhatter]

did google break?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

 

[krista4]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

 

[madhatter]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

 

[guru_007]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

glad I'm not alone here

 

[Mr. Pickles]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

I was able to find this, however.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

What makes you think this helps?

 

[guru_007]

 

[krista4]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

I was able to find this, however.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

 

[madhatter]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

What makes you think this helps?

i assumed you could read and comprehend.

 

[massraider]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.

We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts

Holy crap.

 

[madhatter]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

I was able to find this, however.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

What makes you think this helps?

i assumed you could read and comprehend.

Wait, is this one of those anagram puzzles?

 

[madhatter]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

What makes you think this helps?

i assumed you could read and comprehend.

Wait, is this one of those anagram puzzles?

oints to nose:

 

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I have been able to track down an image of Mrs & Mr Crimson Hawk at a local LAN party....

 

[videoguy505]

Wow. Oh holy jeebus. Just wow.

I mean, really now.

 

[John Mamula]

Smoo just won the thread.

 

[John Mamula]

To give you all a little more background.We met these people playing WoW.

lol wut? what realm you guys on?is this the same incident that got posted on the WoW forums??

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

I was able to find this, however.

I got annoyed when I saw this thread back towards the top, but this gem made it well worth catching up to speed.

 

[John Mamula]

"paging bagger to decipher if this is just regular guild talk or something more serious.bagger to the WoW phone, please"

i'm at a loss here...but investigating.

 

[shadyridr]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.

We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

http://www.wowwiki.com/MountsSo as your wife "epic mounts" your guild mate, you get to ride around on your new horse.

Im embarrassed I even opened that

 

[shadyridr]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Mounts#Epic_ground_mounts

Mounts are a much sought after form of transportation in which players ride atop the backs of various Bind on Pickup creatures (or machines for gnomes and engineers). Warlocks and paladins can summon their mounts with special spells. Mounted travel is faster than walking, and the Burning Crusade expansion introduced both new mounts and flying mounts.

lol wut

 

[Mr. Pickles]

To give you all a little more background.We met these people playing WoW.

lol wut? what realm you guys on?is this the same incident that got posted on the WoW forums??

I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[John Mamula]

You should have saved enough gold to get the epic mount

THIS

 

[John Mamula]

To give you all a little more background.We met these people playing WoW.

lol wut? what realm you guys on?is this the same incident that got posted on the WoW forums??

I don't even know who you are anymore.

 

[madhatter]

You should have saved enough gold to get the epic mount

THIS

he was advised to hide money. i guess he didn't think about the credit card bill in WoW.

 

[Mad Cow]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

From what I've read, it's a train wreck of epic mount proportions.

 

[John Mamula]

Can you link your armory and this other guy's armory? TIA.

">oh #### i missed this.

 

[tommyboy]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

mistake #1

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

mistake #2

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

mistake #3

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

mistake #'s 4, 5 and 6

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

Mistake 7

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

neither of those two things makes you look any better, actually worse than the above.

 

[boots11234]

what is epic mount?

I googled it and still have no idea. I'm even more confused now, actually.

I was able to find this, however.

Oh sweet baby jeebus.

PEEING PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

 

[T Bell]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

Put it this way, it's not the type of mount he should be getting at this point.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back. Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.I let her use my account to read what I had posted.That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

Put it this way, it's not the type of mount he should be getting at this point.

you're gonna have to get more specific than this

 

[T Bell]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

 

[Chaka]

You should have saved enough gold to get the epic mount

THIS

he was advised to hide money. i guess he didn't think about the credit card bill in WoW.

I get the feeling I should have specified he hide REAL world money.

 

[cstu]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

as much as i hate to say it, Pickles is right

Seriously, just an epic and not an epic flying mount?

 

[Chaka]

I assure you all that this was no fishing trip.

We fought for four days over this. I actually left her once but came back.

Everytime I would think we had started to work things out something would set us off again (like when she found the severed web cam cable a couple of days later).

On a positive note I think we are going to be OK. I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt (once) since I don't want to lose my family. Especially since she didn't physically DO anything.

Her little trip is definitely OFF. We are sending the kids to the grandparents for a week and I am going to spend next week's vacation with my wife trying to work things out. I am also seeking help with my previosuly diagnosed "mood instability" issue. I am also looking into counseling for both of us.

I let her use my account to read what I had posted.

That being said I still feel a little bit like Kobe's wife. My wife bought me my epic mount for Father's day.

What is an epic mount?

http://www.wowwiki.com/MountsSo as your wife "epic mounts" your guild mate, you get to ride around on your new horse.

Im embarrassed I even opened that

I'm embarassed that it made me want to start playing WoW.

 

[Mad Cow]

What she did was inexcusable. There are enormous underlying issues here that are probably unresolvable, but best of luck.

What she did was wrong, yes there are certainly underlying issues, but I don't think many things are unresolvable. If both are willing to work at it, I have faith they can.

He needs a reroll on faith.

I just think that in this disposable society, too many times people are willing to throw away marriage as well instead of working on it. It may not be the easiest way out, but it can be the most rewarding if they are both willing to work.