Paris is the best city in the world.
So in 2018, I moved there.
Here’s my comprehensive non-tourist mega guide to the city
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First off you need AT LEAST 4 days. Don’t try to do Paris in 2 days. It’s a mistake.
Museums
Musee D'Orsay
Picasso Museum
Centre Pompidou (Such a cool building)
Do the Louvre if you must (But Not Necessary)
Restaurants (D = Dinner / L = Lunch)
(Go to dinner late (9p). Stay out late. Drink wine. It’s Paris!)
French
-Frenchie (D)
-Septime (D)
-Les Papilles (D)
-Chez Janou (D)
-Frenchie to Go (L)
Croissants
-Dont run around the city looking. The one closest to wherever you're staying will be the best one you ever had. I prefer the pain au raisin myself)
Burgers
-Il Etait un Square (Good lord...nothing better. Seriously. Le Max Burger and please don’t ask for it to be cooked a certain way) (D or L)
-Le Ruisseau (L)
Italian
-Presto Fresco (They sometimes speak Italian, sometimes french, sometimes english) (D)
-Pizza Mancini (L)
-Il Timo (my fav fast casual spot in Paris. Imagine Chipotle but for pasta)
Thai
-Tuk Tuk Thai (D)
-Steet Bangkok (Etiennce Marcel)
The duck fried rice is RIDICULOUS
(L)
Other
-L'As du Fallafel (L)
a tourist spot but still good
-Kraft (L) (Amazing hot dogs. Yes…Hot Dogs)
-Itacate Cocina Mexicana (L) (pretty good tacos)
Drinks
-Lavomatic (Very cool speakeasy in a functioning laundromat)
-Experimental Cocktail Club
-Les Tres Particulier
If you’re in Paris in the winter, get the chaud vin (hot wine) off the street. It’s like the French Hot Chocolate…but wine!
Day Trips
-Reims - the home of champagne (their cathedral is more intricate than Notre Dame...really cool)
-Versailles (as soon as you step on the grounds you will immediately understand why Louis and Antoinette got their heads chopped off)
Neighborhoods
Le Marais
My favorite neighborhood. Lots of cool shops. Be sure to swing by La Chambre aux Confiture (the bedroom of jam). 100’s of jams. All amazing. What a place.
Montmarte
Another amazing neighborhood atop a hill. The best views in Paris are here. Van Gogh lived here.
Republique
If you like more gritty, Berlin like vibes…this is the neighborhood for you.
Opera
The nicest hotels and restaurants are here. Go here if you go out the country just to say you did it. You can even eat at the Hard Rock Cafe. (if you do this please unfollow me)
Tips
Take the train or walk everywhere. You’ll see so much more of the city that way.
Galeries de Lafayette is the most amazing department store you’ve ever seen. If you’ve been to Harrod’s in London, you can skip it…but otherwise, check it out.
Go to the grocery store (monoprix was my fav) grab some cheese and the jam you bought from La Chambre aux Confiture and sit out on the Seine. Nothing like it in America.
Things may be randomly closed in August because the owner is on “vacance”
The train from CDG (airport) goes right into the heart of Paris. But feel free to Taxi as well. Not much to see on the ride.
If you’re a shopper go during Les Soldes. Amazing sales. 2x per year.
If you want to go to the Eiffel Tower, Arc du Triomphe, or Champs de Mars…GO EARLY.
If you want to stick out, wear athleisure. If you want to fit in, chinos, tee shirt, scarf if its cold)
If you want to feel “nature” Bois de Boulogne is their central park. Jardin du Luxembourg is also nice.
Their neighborhoods (arrondissements) are numbered from 1 to 20. Starting in the heart of the city with 1 and moving clockwise like a shell.
Quick hack: the last 2 digits of the zip code of a store/restaurant says what arrondissement it’s in. i.e. I lived in 75003. Or the 3rd arrondissement)
As long as you say "Bonjour! Parlez vous anglais?" to anyone, they'll be very nice. The french are big on greeting people (so say hi) and people attempting French. Everyone in Paris speaks english.
Paris is my favorite city in the world. If you go to any of these places, I’d love to see it. I miss it greatly.
Sante mon amis!