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Funny things your kid has said (4 Viewers)
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sublimeone
Footballguy
My 4-year old is changing out of his pajamas.
Me: hey buddy, you should change your underpants too.
4YO: I want to wear these underpants.
Me: underpants get stinky, you should change them every day.
4YO: but I'm a silly guy and silly guys need to be stinky.
Me: hey buddy, you should change your underpants too.
4YO: I want to wear these underpants.
Me: underpants get stinky, you should change them every day.
4YO: but I'm a silly guy and silly guys need to be stinky.
El Floppo
Footballguy
sublimeone
Footballguy
B Maverick
Footballguy
Watching TV last night, every time a scene ended my 9yo says "Oh Snap!"
Buddy was relaying some stories of his 4 year old
1) Offered his kid $1 to stop turning off the lights during a party. Kid responded with "make it $100"
2) They had a bounce house in the back yard for the kids bday. Kid has a habit of wearing his birthday suit when its just the mom, dad and kid at the house. He went out to the bounce house, came back in and said "its cold, I need some socks"
Buddy was relaying some stories of his 4 year old
1) Offered his kid $1 to stop turning off the lights during a party. Kid responded with "make it $100"
2) They had a bounce house in the back yard for the kids bday. Kid has a habit of wearing his birthday suit when its just the mom, dad and kid at the house. He went out to the bounce house, came back in and said "its cold, I need some socks"
belljr
Footballguy
So my daughter dropped one on me last week. Shes 13.
We are driving, I'm making a left into a parking lot. The guy coming out of the parking lot we'll just say was not driving well.
I call him a ######## under my breath.
We are about to get out and she says "You weren't very nice". I was confused. She says you called that guy a d-head. I was like oh you heard that?
I'm sorry. You are right. She then says, "It's ok, he was a doosh bag though"
I asked where she heard that etc etc. She was like it was on youtube kids
I was not ready for that one
We are driving, I'm making a left into a parking lot. The guy coming out of the parking lot we'll just say was not driving well.
I call him a ######## under my breath.
We are about to get out and she says "You weren't very nice". I was confused. She says you called that guy a d-head. I was like oh you heard that?
I'm sorry. You are right. She then says, "It's ok, he was a doosh bag though"
I asked where she heard that etc etc. She was like it was on youtube kids
I was not ready for that one
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El Floppo
Footballguy
this is good info. crap news, but good info- I don't want to have to censor 7yo floppinho's down-time.
speaking of- she was lying in bed with the ipad youtubing (lately been watching two people play minecraft- both of whom have the most annoying voices ever) last night, and it was time for her to do her homework and guitar practice- so I let her know. a few minutes later I still hear the ipad (and those horrible voices) going, so I tell her again- time to turn it off and do your homework.
five minutes later I walk by and she's still in bed- but now holding both the open school book and the ipad- with youtube still running, but much quieter. I walk in and give her the look. really wish I had been videoing her flustered response at getting busted...could see the gears going as fast as they could as she tried to cover her ###, but my kids aren't good at lying...said something like "I..I...I have my book- I'm reading!... youtube."
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
A couple weeks ago we were at a family event/dinner. The wine was flowing but no one got really ripped. My 8-yr old son asked if he could have some wine, and one of our older relatives thought it was funny, and he entered a conversation with my son about alcohol and drunkenness. This went on for a couple of minutes, when my son somehow concluded:
"You never ever want to get drunk, because you might end up with an ugly girlfriend!"
"You never ever want to get drunk, because you might end up with an ugly girlfriend!"
gianmarco
Footballguy
My two youngest (3 and 6) are in the kitchen eating lunch. I've just finished making food for one, cleaning up after the other one, constant chatter, I'm cleaning, etc.
So I had just set the food down for the youngest, grabbed the plate from the oldest, and was at the sink washing some of the dishes when the oldest asks for some dessert (some yogurt and fruit). She immediately asks again without even giving me much of a chance to answer or do anything.
Me: "Uh, you're going to have to wait a moment because I can't do everything all at once"
6 yo (without skipping a beat): "Well, you should have done that last then"
So I had just set the food down for the youngest, grabbed the plate from the oldest, and was at the sink washing some of the dishes when the oldest asks for some dessert (some yogurt and fruit). She immediately asks again without even giving me much of a chance to answer or do anything.
Me: "Uh, you're going to have to wait a moment because I can't do everything all at once"
6 yo (without skipping a beat): "Well, you should have done that last then"
B Maverick
Footballguy
I happened to see on twitter over the weekend that Katy Perry got married. My kid is a fan so I mentioned it to her.
She says "Yeah I know, news travels fast when you watch the news"
She says "Yeah I know, news travels fast when you watch the news"
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Lol. At least she's well informed.B Maverick said:
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Had to take my older son to a birthday party on one side of Brooklyn, but drop my wife and younger son at my in-laws on the other. Dropped the wife/son off first, quickest way to the party from there was cutting through Brooklyn, which included going through Canarsie, Brownsville, & East New York, some of the worst areas in NYC.
Son sees tons of cops, people getting arrested, fire trucks/cops sirens on everywhere, etc... He asks me if we're still in Brooklyn and what this place was - I told him it was a dangerous neighborhood and not a nice place to live.
His response; you're wrong dad, it is a nice place, why would they have so many McDonalds if it wasn't nice??!?
Me, silently to myself
Son sees tons of cops, people getting arrested, fire trucks/cops sirens on everywhere, etc... He asks me if we're still in Brooklyn and what this place was - I told him it was a dangerous neighborhood and not a nice place to live.
His response; you're wrong dad, it is a nice place, why would they have so many McDonalds if it wasn't nice??!?
Me, silently to myself
sublimeone
Footballguy
As I'm unwrapping a piece of Trident my four year old tells me, "I get gum from my nose."
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
B Maverick
Footballguy
jhib
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
I asked 11yo floppinho recently what his first celebrity crush was (FFA seeping into real life)...hits me immediately with the actress who plays Supergirl.
I ask him if that was his actual first celebrity crush... He looks up at me, thinks for only a second, looks back down at his book and without further hesitation says, "Sandy the Squirrel from SpongeBob".
I ask him if that was his actual first celebrity crush... He looks up at me, thinks for only a second, looks back down at his book and without further hesitation says, "Sandy the Squirrel from SpongeBob".
sublimeone
Footballguy
doubt it
Clown Car
Footballguy
#4 turned 16 yesterday. Aced his drivers test. He’s ready to roll. He is in civil air patrol which meets at the airport, on the other side of our neighboring county. About 30 miles on the interstate and then some in town. He says “I will be driving myself to cap tonight”. I thought it was hilarious.
skol asylum
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
I'm so pleased to be writing in this thread again.
This just happened tonight. My daughters are a bit older now (10 and 8, 5th and 3rd grade respectively).
5th grader has health class coming up that requires a permission slip. I forget whatever odd phrase they're currently using to name it, but it's sex ed. So, it comes up in conversation and my daughter, bless her, goes, "Wait, so there's not a guy named Ed teaching us?" We explain that it's short for "education" and she's in stitches laughing at herself. Third grader, who you may recall from previous stories about yelling "let the base drop" while farting on me and other such tales, decides to get in on this. She starts strutting around my kitchen saying, "Hey ladies, I'm Sex Ed, stay pretty" and then firing double finger guns. I literally have no idea where she gets it from, but it's probably the funniest thing I've seen in a few years. This kid just has so much sass, she's either going to end up a comedian or an offender, unsure which way it will go.
This just happened tonight. My daughters are a bit older now (10 and 8, 5th and 3rd grade respectively).
5th grader has health class coming up that requires a permission slip. I forget whatever odd phrase they're currently using to name it, but it's sex ed. So, it comes up in conversation and my daughter, bless her, goes, "Wait, so there's not a guy named Ed teaching us?" We explain that it's short for "education" and she's in stitches laughing at herself. Third grader, who you may recall from previous stories about yelling "let the base drop" while farting on me and other such tales, decides to get in on this. She starts strutting around my kitchen saying, "Hey ladies, I'm Sex Ed, stay pretty" and then firing double finger guns. I literally have no idea where she gets it from, but it's probably the funniest thing I've seen in a few years. This kid just has so much sass, she's either going to end up a comedian or an offender, unsure which way it will go.
RUSF18
Footballguy
My now 2 year old daughter learned what a vagina was about 6 months ago when she was reaching down there during a diaper change. I'm pretty sure the explanation involved my wife saying "do you know what that is? That's your vagina". And she started saying "gina, gina..."
Not long after that, the next time we pointed at something, or she picked up something new, we'd ask her what that was and every single time the response would be "gina".
Six months later and it's still going on. Now when she says it, we'll say "what do you say if you don't know something?" and she'll respond "don't know" with an over the top confused hand gesture. But then the next time...right back to "gina".
At this point I'm expecting she'll be answering "gina" when a teacher asks her what 8 x 3 is.
Not long after that, the next time we pointed at something, or she picked up something new, we'd ask her what that was and every single time the response would be "gina".
Six months later and it's still going on. Now when she says it, we'll say "what do you say if you don't know something?" and she'll respond "don't know" with an over the top confused hand gesture. But then the next time...right back to "gina".
At this point I'm expecting she'll be answering "gina" when a teacher asks her what 8 x 3 is.
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odin33
Footballguy
My 8 yo is a little spitfire mentioned here a couple times. Never quite know what’s going to come out of her mouth.
We were all sitting around the kitchen table just hanging. She gets up, takes a couple steps and lets one rip. Looks dead panned at the wife “ it’s your problem now!” Smiles and walks out of the room.
We were all sitting around the kitchen table just hanging. She gets up, takes a couple steps and lets one rip. Looks dead panned at the wife “ it’s your problem now!” Smiles and walks out of the room.
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
B Maverick
Footballguy
B Maverick
Footballguy
So the kid lost a tooth and the tooth fairy had to make an appearance. I messed up the last one (gave her less then she had gotten in the past) so I doubled up this one. Thought I pulled it off but there was no excitement this morning, so I asked.
me: Did the tooth fairy come last night?
Her: Yes
Me: Arent you excited?
Her: Yes, I am having a party in my mind
Me: A party in your mind?
Her: Yeah, I dont want to get sick again!
(she had a fever the last few days and didnt want to get overly excited and raise her temp)
me: What did she bring you?
Her: $10
Me: What did you get last time?
Her: $1. I usually get $5 so I think she made up for last time.
me: Did the tooth fairy come last night?
Her: Yes
Me: Arent you excited?
Her: Yes, I am having a party in my mind
Me:
A party in your mind?Her: Yeah, I dont want to get sick again!
(she had a fever the last few days and didnt want to get overly excited and raise her temp)
me: What did she bring you?
Her: $10
Me: What did you get last time?
Her: $1. I usually get $5 so I think she made up for last time.
ChiefD
Footballguy
Sitting around this morning with all three kids. In the past, we have always told the kids when it comes time for them to get a car, whatever they saved we would match to get them a car. My oldest boy is 13, and he starts a soccer refereeing job next weekend so he can start working. So that is a little backstory.
So I'm talking to my daughter, and the two boys are also in the room. My daughter is 8.
Me: So did you know that when you are 16 we are going to have a sweet 16 party for you?
Her: What's a sweet 16 party?
Me: Well, that's where we make a big deal of our daughter turning 16, and we also present you with your brand new sports car of your choice.
13 Year Old Boy (pipes up angrily): Wait, what? How come you are buying her a car and we have to save for our cars?
Me: Well, she's my only daughter and that's just what you do.
11 Year Old Boy: We'll remember that when we choose your nursing home.
Me:
So I'm talking to my daughter, and the two boys are also in the room. My daughter is 8.
Me: So did you know that when you are 16 we are going to have a sweet 16 party for you?
Her: What's a sweet 16 party?
Me: Well, that's where we make a big deal of our daughter turning 16, and we also present you with your brand new sports car of your choice.
13 Year Old Boy (pipes up angrily): Wait, what? How come you are buying her a car and we have to save for our cars?
Me: Well, she's my only daughter and that's just what you do.
11 Year Old Boy: We'll remember that when we choose your nursing home.
Me:
CR69
Footballguy
Our five year old got the flu a couple weeks ago and had some pretty rough symptoms so for the first time in her life we got a prescription for Tamiflu.
She didn't know what she was in for and chugged the whole dose. She immediately threw up and yelled "You f*cker!"
I felt bad but couldn't help laughing. I was also impressed with her correct usage of the word.
She was obviously not a fan so we resorted to bribing her with popsicles or ice cream to get her to take it.
After I got home from work one night it was my turn to start negotiations and by this point (day 3) she was over it. I told her it was time to take her medicine and she lost it. I asked if she would rather have an ice cream sandwich or a popsicle between sips of her medicine and she screamed "Those are both sh*tty options!"
Couldn't really argue with her, that stuff is gross.
She didn't know what she was in for and chugged the whole dose. She immediately threw up and yelled "You f*cker!"
I felt bad but couldn't help laughing. I was also impressed with her correct usage of the word.
She was obviously not a fan so we resorted to bribing her with popsicles or ice cream to get her to take it.
After I got home from work one night it was my turn to start negotiations and by this point (day 3) she was over it. I told her it was time to take her medicine and she lost it. I asked if she would rather have an ice cream sandwich or a popsicle between sips of her medicine and she screamed "Those are both sh*tty options!"
Couldn't really argue with her, that stuff is gross.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"How would you like me to punch you in the face?!" Ah, teenagers.
Ah, teenagers.
Peak
Footballguy
11yo got a gift card for his bday. He asked if he could redeem it online (xbox), so I said sure.
11yo: It's asking for a number
Me: scratch off that silver strip and type in the number under it
11yo starts using his thumb nail to scratch off the silver strip
11yo: This really hurts my thumb!
Me: Why don't you use a coin?
11yo: That really works?!?! I thought that worked in the movies!!
11yo: It's asking for a number
Me: scratch off that silver strip and type in the number under it
11yo starts using his thumb nail to scratch off the silver strip
11yo: This really hurts my thumb!
Me: Why don't you use a coin?
11yo: That really works?!?! I thought that worked in the movies!!
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
B Maverick
Footballguy
So my 9 yo girl and I were watching the movie "The Meg" and Ruby Rose's character appears onscreen.
My kid asks "Isn't that the lead signer of Evermoist?" (referring to her Rose's character in Pitch Perfect 3)
me:
Nothing like hearing your 9 year old daughter say "Evermoist"
***********
2 nine year olds in the car looking at the houses in the neighborhood and talking to each other about them:
"That house is huge, you ever been inside?"
"No, but it looks nice"
"It looks very modern"
me:
My kid asks "Isn't that the lead signer of Evermoist?" (referring to her Rose's character in Pitch Perfect 3)
me:
Nothing like hearing your 9 year old daughter say "Evermoist"
***********
2 nine year olds in the car looking at the houses in the neighborhood and talking to each other about them:
"That house is huge, you ever been inside?"
"No, but it looks nice"
"It looks very modern"
me:
KarmaPolice
Footballguy
A few weeks ago I was listening to the classic rock station on the radio and "Jukebox Hero" came on. I proceeded to sing along at top volume, much to the annoyance of my 4 year old daughter. "Daddy, I don't like that song".
Fast forward about 2 weeks, and I was drying her off after a bath and she was playing with her baby rabbit she carries everywhere with her. She says something about him being a superhero as they play, and I didn't think much of it. Then she told me that he had juice box power, and I did a double take. THEN she started in with a singsong voice "he's a Juicebox Hero". I was crying from laughing.
Fast forward about 2 weeks, and I was drying her off after a bath and she was playing with her baby rabbit she carries everywhere with her. She says something about him being a superhero as they play, and I didn't think much of it. Then she told me that he had juice box power, and I did a double take. THEN she started in with a singsong voice "he's a Juicebox Hero". I was crying from laughing.
odin33
Footballguy
Couple quick ones from the 8 year old again.
She can be a picky eater, but eats well so when something isn't eaten we know she doesn't like it for some reason. (this is also known to change on a whim).
Those apple sauce pouches are great for lunches and she use to love them. then all of a sudden they came home uneaten for days straight.
When asked why, the response was: "The apple sauce was too saucy"
We're trying to eat healthier as a family and have been doing side salads with a number of meals (much to my kids dismay). We recently switched from Red/Green leaf to Romaine as the wife and I prefer it.
Literally one bite into the first day she spits it out and cries "the salad is too crunchie!!"
She can be a picky eater, but eats well so when something isn't eaten we know she doesn't like it for some reason. (this is also known to change on a whim).
Those apple sauce pouches are great for lunches and she use to love them. then all of a sudden they came home uneaten for days straight.
When asked why, the response was: "The apple sauce was too saucy"
We're trying to eat healthier as a family and have been doing side salads with a number of meals (much to my kids dismay). We recently switched from Red/Green leaf to Romaine as the wife and I prefer it.
Literally one bite into the first day she spits it out and cries "the salad is too crunchie!!"
ChiefD
Footballguy
Sounds like my 8 year old daughter. Here is a normal conversation at the dinner table:
Daughter: I don't like this.
Me: But you liked it last week!
Her: No I didn't.
Me:
odin33
Footballguy
Next level fickle right here:
The kid doesn't like melted cheese. But not ALL melted cheese.
Grilled cheese sandwiches- ok
hot italian beef sandwich - nope (she will eat it if we leave the cheese off)
Pizza- is fine
breadstick with melted provolone (from same pizza place)- nope
burgers- nada
one of her favorite meals- chicken and pasta with alfredo sauce (the sauce is quite cheezy).
tacos- ah h*ll no
her favorite side dish - you guessed it mac and cheese (but only the powdered garbage from the Kraft).
The kid doesn't like melted cheese. But not ALL melted cheese.
Grilled cheese sandwiches- ok
hot italian beef sandwich - nope (she will eat it if we leave the cheese off)
Pizza- is fine
breadstick with melted provolone (from same pizza place)- nope
burgers- nada
one of her favorite meals- chicken and pasta with alfredo sauce (the sauce is quite cheezy).
tacos- ah h*ll no
her favorite side dish - you guessed it mac and cheese (but only the powdered garbage from the Kraft).
nirad3
Footballguy
My 6-yo boy used to eat hot dogs and pizza. Now he won't touch either. He's never had mac n' cheese.ChiefD said:
Sounds like my 8 year old daughter. Here is a normal conversation at the dinner table:
Daughter: I don't like this.
Me: But you liked it last week!
Her: No I didn't.
Me:
All he eats is peanut butter & jelly (lunch) and chicken nuggets or grilled cheese (dinner).
Side dishes include apples, grapes, bananas... but no veggies.
nirad3
Footballguy
Went to wake up the 8-yo daughter for school today and found her bed empty. Went out to the living room, as she's been getting up early these days and has been getting herself dressed.
Wasn't in the living room... no... she decided to go lay down with her 6-yo brother in his bed. And passed the F out, fully clothed for the school day.
Wasn't in the living room... no... she decided to go lay down with her 6-yo brother in his bed. And passed the F out, fully clothed for the school day.
B Maverick
Footballguy
my now 10 year old, had to get up at 330am for her 4th grade trip. So she got to bed early last night even though I was allowing her to stay up a bit later. So this morning her Mom comes to get her
Mom: I went to bed at like 730 and slept great
kid: I slept good. Just went to bed and didnt think about the trip. Just thought about how wonderful sleep is.
Mom: I went to bed at like 730 and slept great
kid: I slept good. Just went to bed and didnt think about the trip. Just thought about how wonderful sleep is.
odin33
Footballguy
Likely a 'had to be there' moment, but:
You guessed it, the sassy 8 year old again. We were getting ready to leave to eat out for dinner (GB kids eat free nights), and I tell the girls to head out to the car.
8 yo: which car? (She does this every time and it's always my wife minivan is we're all going but I digress)
me: mom's
8 yo: Classic.
You guessed it, the sassy 8 year old again. We were getting ready to leave to eat out for dinner (GB kids eat free nights), and I tell the girls to head out to the car.
8 yo: which car? (She does this every time and it's always my wife minivan is we're all going but I digress)
me: mom's
8 yo: Classic.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
When your youngest is 15, you don't get a lot of quotes that fit traditionally into the spirit of this thread. However, I did have a conversation with my 17 year old son that brought a smile to my face last night.
A little backstory, our DirecTV has been out for a week, so we have been lmited to Netflix/Amazon (I know, the horror). He's been on a documentary tear, and recently finished some four parter about Trump. He was explaining that he enjoyed it because it gave both sides of his story, both critics and supports. He was telling me I should watch it, and I was explaining that I really had no interest in learning more about him. It was thoughtful conversation, and not a typical "dad lectures son" that we too often fall in to. He pauses and says "it's like you're a real person now." I laughed and asked him to explain:
Son "You act like a real person, like you show us who you really are."
Me : LIke I wasn't a real person before?
Son: You were, but now you just act like who you really are.
Me: Can you give me an example?
Son: The other day when we were playing 2k and you swore.
Me: I didn't swear!
Son: Yes, you were playing (other son) and I hear you say [d-word]!
Me: *Laughing* Oh, so you like seeing that side of me now?
Son: Well, you wouldn't have done that when we were 8.
Me: I hope not.
Son: Maybe I'm not explaining it well. It's like you're more relaxed now.
He went on to explain a little more, and I went to explain that when you have a 21, 17, and 15 year old, you aren't constantly "parenting" the same was as when they were 8, 4, and 2, and had to be in a constant state of vigilance to keep them safe and make decisions for them, you can be a little more relaxed. We had this conversation for 10 or 15 minutes, and it was interesting.
I see so many parent friends on facebook post pictures of their kids on their birthdays, and the caption is always the same; I can't believe how big they are, I just want them to be 3 again and forever!!!!
Not me, I enjoy my kids getting older, and seeing what kind of adults they are turning in to and being able to have an adult relationship with them.
A little backstory, our DirecTV has been out for a week, so we have been lmited to Netflix/Amazon (I know, the horror). He's been on a documentary tear, and recently finished some four parter about Trump. He was explaining that he enjoyed it because it gave both sides of his story, both critics and supports. He was telling me I should watch it, and I was explaining that I really had no interest in learning more about him. It was thoughtful conversation, and not a typical "dad lectures son" that we too often fall in to. He pauses and says "it's like you're a real person now." I laughed and asked him to explain:
Son "You act like a real person, like you show us who you really are."
Me : LIke I wasn't a real person before?
Son: You were, but now you just act like who you really are.
Me: Can you give me an example?
Son: The other day when we were playing 2k and you swore.
Me: I didn't swear!
Son: Yes, you were playing (other son) and I hear you say [d-word]!
Me: *Laughing* Oh, so you like seeing that side of me now?
Son: Well, you wouldn't have done that when we were 8.
Me: I hope not.
Son: Maybe I'm not explaining it well. It's like you're more relaxed now.
He went on to explain a little more, and I went to explain that when you have a 21, 17, and 15 year old, you aren't constantly "parenting" the same was as when they were 8, 4, and 2, and had to be in a constant state of vigilance to keep them safe and make decisions for them, you can be a little more relaxed. We had this conversation for 10 or 15 minutes, and it was interesting.
I see so many parent friends on facebook post pictures of their kids on their birthdays, and the caption is always the same; I can't believe how big they are, I just want them to be 3 again and forever!!!!
Not me, I enjoy my kids getting older, and seeing what kind of adults they are turning in to and being able to have an adult relationship with them.
sho nuff
Footballguy
14 year old just finished a big competition for winter drumline (huge thing in Dayton...the "world" championships). They did pretty well and made semifinals after moving up in class earlier this year.
So I watch the semifinal performance on a streaming app for the thing and noticed a staff person talking to him before they started...which was a bit odd.
This is a bit of a brag on my son but also the funny part more said to him by a couple kids and started by the staff member. Turns out, my son had gotten sick before that performance. Hugging a trashcan full on throwing up. The guy was talking to him telling him its ok if he couldn't perform.
Not sure if it was that staff member, or another kid right before or right after the performance that said to him..."alright, puke and rally".
Which I later had to explain what that usually meant.
So I watch the semifinal performance on a streaming app for the thing and noticed a staff person talking to him before they started...which was a bit odd.
This is a bit of a brag on my son but also the funny part more said to him by a couple kids and started by the staff member. Turns out, my son had gotten sick before that performance. Hugging a trashcan full on throwing up. The guy was talking to him telling him its ok if he couldn't perform.
Not sure if it was that staff member, or another kid right before or right after the performance that said to him..."alright, puke and rally".
Which I later had to explain what that usually meant.
That one guy
Footballguy
Last night, 4 year old daughter announces during dinner:
Bug: ”I’m gonna have big boobies when I’m older...”
Wife and I:
Bug: “...maybe like yours daddy, not as big as momma’s”
Wife:
Me: “Well, I'll be on the treadmill if anyone needs me”
Bug: ”I’m gonna have big boobies when I’m older...”
Wife and I:
Bug: “...maybe like yours daddy, not as big as momma’s”
Wife:
Me: “Well, I'll be on the treadmill if anyone needs me”
