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Games married people, room mates, play (1 Viewer)

St. Louis Bob

St. Louis Bob

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1. The Dishwasher

Object: Fill the sink up with the maximum amount of dishes without actually overflowing while the dishwasher is "running". Sneak clean dishes out of the dishwasher while acting like it hasn't been opened yet for extra points. Whomever gets the other to actually empty the dishwasher and put the dirty dishes in, wins.

2. The Pepper Mill

Object: Make the other person fill up the pepper mill. You may have slightly tasteless food for weeks, but this is about endurance. Winner is the person that gets the other to refill the pepper mill.

3. Kitchen Trashcan

Object: Stuff the trashcan with waste until it is reeking of rotting vegetable and flesh goodness. If food actually spills out onto the floor, you are disqualified immediately and must empty the trashcan. If you can get your partner to empty the trashcan and the liner has torn making banana peals, egg shells and last weeks forgotten meatloaf fall on the floor, bonus points are earned.

Just 3 off the top of my head. What you got? :coffee:

 
Pffft. I've tried playing these before. My wife called me a loser despite me not giving in and not actually losing per the rules. So I think I still lost and haven't played since. Of note, I now always do the dishes, refill the pepper mill, and empty the trash along with lots of other things.

I'm not interested in these games anymore.

 
Walking the dog. When you hear it whine, you make a break for the shower. Yell out the bathroom door to have someone bring him out. Instant win.

 
I like to see how many consecutive times I can play the "go ask your mother" card without getting called. 5 is my personal best.

 
gianmarco said:
Pffft. I've tried playing these before. My wife called me a loser despite me not giving in and not actually losing per the rules. So I think I still lost and haven't played since. Of note, I now always do the dishes, refill the pepper mill, and empty the trash along with lots of other things.

I'm not interested in these games anymore.
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I used to be like you but I've gotten better at not caring winning after almost 18 years of marriage. :thumbup:

 
Leave the least amount of milk in the jug in the fridge

Leave the least amount of toilet paper on the roll

Take hand towels off the rack under the guise of "washing them" but don't put another one up there

 
kentric said:
Walking the dog. When you hear it whine, you make a break for the shower. Yell out the bathroom door to have someone bring him out. Instant win.
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Then the corollary... "I didn't hear you, Kentric because I was downstairs, in the cellar...so make sure you pick up the poop!"

 
See who can "reach the top of the mountain" and fall asleep first after sex. I was 138-0 versus the ex.

WINNING!

 
the pretend i'm still sleeping so the spouse will go check on the crying baby game. works with small children that come into your room in the morning asking you to come downstairs and watch tv with them also.

 
Who can have more pairs of shoes/outfits in the closet that never get worn/still have the tags on them.

Baby starts crying in the middle of the night, who can fake sleeping longer.

Doing the laundry, and then folding the laundry. I am thinking of just throwing out our dressers since the clothes rarely make it there. Instead everyone will just sort through a pile of "clean" clothes in the family room, and then throw their dirty clothes into the basement.

 
SeaDogStat said:
kentric said:
Walking the dog. When you hear it whine, you make a break for the shower. Yell out the bathroom door to have someone bring him out. Instant win.
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Then the corollary... "I didn't hear you, Kentric because I was downstairs, in the cellar...so make sure you pick up the poop!"
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Got that covered if you've got kids. Please tell Mommy that the dog needs to go out. I mean, why else have kids if you weren't going to use them as middle men.

 
With room mates:

Poop skidmarks in the toilet game.

When a target presents itself near the 12 O'Clock position, game on.

Remove the target with urine streams. Using foreign objects like a brush of wad of TP are cheating.

The game is only open to male participants.

Only points are awarded to the person who removes the final spek of poo.

Typical game play can go for 4 to 7 days.

 
The "I don't care what we watch" game with the television. Loser is the person who picks something, and is then instantly berated for his/her choice.

The "I don't care where we go eat" game, which has similar rules.

The "dusting" game. Loser is the person who cares enough to dust. Making someone dust the ceiling fan is worth bonus points.

New houses have lots of fun games. The "how many test colors can we put up before we actually paint a wall" game is a good collaborative game.

 
My wife will play this game where she starts talking #### about me....but she's really just wanting me to bang her hard. It's a good game.

 
My wife's favorite game is getting me to put the plastic jug she just emptied in the recycling bin for her.

She's never lost.

Her flawless strategy: pretending the jug needs to soak in the sink, directly under faucet.

She knows nothing pisses me off more than #### soaking in the sink. I do the cooking, and wash knives and pots/pans by hand, so the stupid soaking routine screws everything up.

My only payback is that she cares more about recycling than I do, so sometimes I'll just throw it in the trash for spite (and it's widely rumored that all recyclables in our city besides cans go to the landfill because they don't have a buyer).

 
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