Gas in public (1 Viewer)

[johnnycakes]

I found riding the 7 train was depressing because it's like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids.

That's racist.

It's a John Rocker quote from about 15 years ago. That and a couple other comments probably cost him his career. Either that or he just started sucking.

he also had a strange resemblance to Scooby Doo

Second career was as bad as the first.

 

[skol asylum]

Dentist's patient: That's NOT what I expected when I opted for the gas option.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I announce my presence with authority.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Crop dusting a crowded subway car is what I live for.

Eating a good meal that will give me stinky gas is the best thing to eat the night before I fly somewhere. Walk up and down the aisles just crop dusting passengers knowing they can't just open a window is a good time

 

[MC Gas Money]

Crop dusting a crowded subway car is what I live for.

Eating a good meal that will give me stinky gas is the best thing to eat the night before I fly somewhere. Walk up and down the aisles just crop dusting passengers knowing they can't just open a window is a good time

Its so hard to contain your laughter once you see the disgust come over people faced. Ive almost given myself away.

Its the only way to enjoy rush hour

 

[McGarnicle]

Civility and common decency in our culture are all but extinct, and this is but another symptom. And I'm grateful, because I love laying down a trail of misery behind me at the supermarket. The reactions are priceless.

 

[Politician Spock]

The best time to share the love is right as a plane has landed and arrived at the gate. Some people are already at wits end waiting for the people in the front ot the plane to gather their #### and get off the plane. Plant an egg fart bomb in that already heated situation and sometimes all hell breaks loose. It's better than reality TV shows!

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Crop dusting a crowded subway car is what I live for.

Eating a good meal that will give me stinky gas is the best thing to eat the night before I fly somewhere. Walk up and down the aisles just crop dusting passengers knowing they can't just open a window is a good time

Its so hard to contain your laughter once you see the disgust come over people faced. Ive almost given myself away.

Its the only way to enjoy rush hour

Let the silent ones go that do stink like there is a loose turd somewhere but do it near an old person. Next thing you know everyone is asking someone of they will take Grandpa to the bathroom and see if he filled his Depends

 

[Fariq]

One time, I was at dinner with my extended family at a crowded supper club place. Needless to say, I had a brutal bout of SBD (silent but deadly) brand gas brewing within me and leaking out. As we were leaving, I emptied the entire canister right at the head level of a lady from the table behind us. Everyone walking out behind me knew what I had done, and the woman looked as if she was going to beat the sh^t out of someone.

It was a classic moment of fun, so yes, I heatedly endorse crapping your pants in public for other's enjoyment.

My cousin did the exact same thing, except the farts were not silent.

Then we had to sit outside while waiting for a family member to use the bathroom. Another party exited the restaurant. A guy looked at my cousin and said, "Disgusting. "

 

[Zegras11]

People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

Did you take one in the face?

 

[Popinski]

Passing gas in the hood

 

[HughHoney]

People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

So when do you fart? Don't do it in front of your wife. Won't do it in the company of strangers. You're a weird dude.

 

[Otis]

People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

So when do you fart? Don't do it in front of your wife. Won't do it in the company of strangers. You're a weird dude.

Yeah being civilized enough to not want to carpet bomb my fellow man in a closed environment. WHAT A WIERDO.

 

[John Bender]

I'm with Otis. No one wants to smell your ### particles... Especially the woman you are banging.

Have some class

 

[Zegras11]

I'm with Otis. No one wants to smell your ### particles... Especially the woman you are banging.

Have some class

I don't want her to get cancer.

 

[HughHoney]

I'm with Otis. No one wants to smell your ### particles... Especially the woman you are banging.

Have some class

Fact: if you've never farted in front of your wife you're a freaking weirdo.

 

[flapgreen]

I'm cool with it

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If Flapgreen is cool with it, so am I.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

LET EM RIP!!

 

[El Floppo]

I reiterate that being able to fart in public on the sidewalk in NYC with nobody noticing the sound or smell is the single best part of living here.

Let me rephrase... it's the ONLY good thing about living here. But it's just that good.

 

[Politician Spock]

People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

So when do you fart? Don't do it in front of your wife. Won't do it in the company of strangers. You're a weird dude.

Yeah being civilized enough to not want to carpet bomb my fellow man in a closed environment. WHAT A WIERDO.

Did you know that the first subway car was designed from a Dutch oven?

 

[The General]

On a plane is awful.Whenever I see the guy next to me bring on big burger or some such greasy food I know I smelling his ### in 30 minutes. The worst.

 

[SeaDogStat]

I'm with Otis. No one wants to smell your ### particles... Especially the woman you are banging.

Have some class

Fact: if you've never farted ON of your wife you're a freaking weirdo.

Fixed:

That's how I knew the missus was a keeper!

 

[Wingnut]

Buy a car. Problem solved.

 

[Aerial Assault]

People are such animals. Please stop farting on subways and commuter trains. Cattle, the whole lot of you.

I mean, ammiright?

So when do you fart? Don't do it in front of your wife. Won't do it in the company of strangers. You're a weird dude.

Yeah being civilized enough to not want to carpet bomb my fellow man in a closed environment. WHAT A WIERDO.

But the typing is solid

 

[The General]

Cliff Lee weighs in on the subject: FARTER