My boss and his boss were in town for a few days this week, and ended up inviting the team out to a ballgame (minor league, ballpark is about 2 blocks from my office). Boss man was running an open tab, so
good times for the 8-10 of us who took him up on the offer.
Being minor-league, they run hokey contests between innings. One of them was called "What's in the box?". I immediately yelled out "Gwyneth Paltrow's head!!" Anyway, the prizes ended up being a) a team-logo baseball; 2) $25.00 and iii) a Burt Hooton
bobblehead (turns out Burt has been involved with the team for several years, but in the moment I had no idea why they'd have his bobblehead)
Oh, it was also "peanut allergy awareness night", so during Take Me Out to the Ballgame, I sang "...buy me some -- #######it."
Fun times.
@shukefor the bobblehead reference