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Hypothetically speaking, if one were to find it necessary to make a second visit to the dispensary in the same Vegas trip, that would be suboptimal, right?

 
5-ish Finkle said:
"Pump CAD" is some kind of euphemism, right?

(I almost went with this one instead, since it had the gloves and the hipster specs.)
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it's like I'm looking in a mirror.

years ago, when the infonetz were young- a previuos office cad/IT guy found some very serious dork autocad blog that, IIRC, was called "pumping cad"... or at least used the phrase. I still get a giggle using it. especially when I have to pump some cad. like now. I'm pumping cad right now. 

eta: and now I'm having a smoke, ready for a nap.

 
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brohans i normally only post here once every 500 pages but the new upgrade got that all messed up so instead i will post right now to tell you to keep on keepin on and to cheer you up you should youtube when youre overqualified for the job video of a japanese cartoon song rock fest other than that take it to the bank and keep on being bromigos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UYgORr5Qhg

 
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That pizza/cancer story is nice but...

Today is “wear your favorite sports jersey day”.

I wore this one. https://borizjerseys.com/products/burt-reynolds-22-paul-crewe-mean-machine-convicts-football-jersey-the-longest-yard

i stopped to get gas on the way to work.   As I’m pumping gas this street warrior about 50 feet a way calls out to me “is that a Longest Yard jersey?”  I told him “yep”.

He says “Paul Crewe! Quarterback.  And I ain’t talking bout no Adam Sandler.  I’m talking bout Burt Reynolds.  Yessir!”

Little things like this can help restore your faith in humanity.

 
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Officer Pete Malloy said:
That pizza/cancer story is nice but...

Today is “wear your favorite sports jersey day”.

I wore this one. https://borizjerseys.com/products/burt-reynolds-22-paul-crewe-mean-machine-convicts-football-jersey-the-longest-yard

i stopped to get gas on The was to work.   As I’m pumping gas this street warrior about 50 feet a way calls out to me “is that a Longest Yard jersey?”  I told him “yep”.

He says “Paul Crewe! Quarterback.  And I ain’t talking bout no Adam Sandler.  I’m talking bout Burt Reynolds.  Yessir!”

Little things like this can help restore your faith in humanity.
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more than fingerless gloves and singing doo-*** around the fire in the  metal garbage can I've set up in our breakroom.

 
I've mentioned my kid's at a specialized music school for middle school. been great- he's really happy there.

he's learning music theory and music history- both new to him. mom helps him with homework. in the two essays he's had to write, he's referenced "western music", which mom can't understand isn't "country-western" music. but since I don't have time to help, I can't help. at all. like saying that "western" implies something other than slide guitar and lee jeans.

 
El Floppo said:
I've mentioned my kid's at a specialized music school for middle school. been great- he's really happy there.

he's learning music theory and music history- both new to him. mom helps him with homework. in the two essays he's had to write, he's referenced "western music", which mom can't understand isn't "country-western" music. but since I don't have time to help, I can't help. at all. like saying that "western" implies something other than slide guitar and lee jeans.
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I’d just go with it.  Tell the wife your kid has to create a diorama featuring the life and times of Boxcar Willy.

 
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El Floppo said:
more than fingerless gloves and singing doo-*** around the fire in the  metal garbage can I've set up in our breakroom.
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So, like that scene in "Rocky" (during the opening credits) where, with no context, Rock just walks into that group of dude's acappella-bonfire-in-a-trashcan-thing like it's a totally normal thing to be going down in the 'hood, but really was likely just a way to get his goofy brother into SAG?

Regardless, hopefully you're the Frank Stallone of your thing in the breakroom.  Particularly if it means you get to rock a sweet, sweet 70's Italian dude 'fro.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
That pizza/cancer story is nice but...

Today is “wear your favorite sports jersey day”.

I wore this one. https://borizjerseys.com/products/burt-reynolds-22-paul-crewe-mean-machine-convicts-football-jersey-the-longest-yard

i stopped to get gas on The was to work.   As I’m pumping gas this street warrior about 50 feet a way calls out to me “is that a Longest Yard jersey?”  I told him “yep”.

He says “Paul Crewe! Quarterback.  And I ain’t talking bout no Adam Sandler.  I’m talking bout Burt Reynolds.  Yessir!”

Little things like this can help restore your faith in humanity.
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Street warrior = meth head, correct?

 
Currently Hopped up on norco.  And, drinking!   against drs orders. Spent 4 hours in the dentist’s chair today.  Don’t be like me, go to the dentist regularly 

 
5-ish Finkle said:
So, like that scene in "Rocky" (during the opening credits) where, with no context, Rock just walks into that group of dude's acappella-bonfire-in-a-trashcan-thing like it's a totally normal thing to be going down in the 'hood, but really was likely just a way to get his goofy brother into SAG?

Regardless, hopefully you're the Frank Stallone of your thing in the breakroom.  Particularly if it means you get to rock a sweet, sweet 70's Italian dude 'fro.
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always pictured @El Floppo looking more like Don Swayze

 
Had drinks with a friend/former colleague who had the subtext of meeting for drinks in trying to recruit me to his new place of employment. They do the Apex of what I do, for apparently good money but high stress and long hours. It's tempting. My new gig is ok money, and I'm learning solid administrative skills, but a step down in design from what I'm used to and has me questioning my long term desire to do this level of work, even prior to meeting my friend.

Plus, I'm drinks.

 
El Floppo said:
Had drinks with a friend/former colleague who had the subtext of meeting for drinks in trying to recruit me to his new place of employment. They do the Apex of what I do, for apparently good money but high stress and long hours. It's tempting. My new gig is ok money, and I'm learning solid administrative skills, but a step down in design from what I'm used to and has me questioning my long term desire to do this level of work, even prior to meeting my friend.

Plus, I'm drinks.
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Amway?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Amway?
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If Amway is the 'apex' of MLM, what's the 'Flop' equivalent?  Essential oils?  Noni juice?  Magnets?  Pre-Paid Legal ServicesTM? Those catalogs where you can buy anything from personal massagers (pro tip: they're vibrators, ladies) to tins of multi-flavored popcorn?

Unrelated:  One of the projects at my place of business today got the rug pulled out from under it.  Second one in less than a year.  6 or 8 people sacked.  Luckily, I'm on another team, but ain't no one feeling very comfy now.  I will quietly be putting out feelers fo' sho', so any of y'all So Cal types that know anyone who needs a ruggedly handsome, somewhat jaded, tired, aging creative type that wants to find a place to tick off the days til he dies, the line forms here! (actually that all isn't exactly true.....I'm probably completely jaded)

 
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Bad Chinese and martinis really did not mix well.  :hangover:

Good luck with work 5ish. 

I hate being in an industry where one project disappearing means people out of work. ####### nerve-wracking.

Had the shift in coasts worked out otherwise?

 
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