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I was once in some backwoods cafe having lunch and there was a sign by the Men's room that said "No Fishing in the bathroom. " I spent the entire meal pondering that so many people had been caught fisting in the bathroom, that they had to put up a sign. Only upon leaving and seeing it up close did I realize it was an h.
Damn, Funyuns sound so good. I can't imagine how many years since I've had those.
I LOVE Funyuns. I ate a $2 bag on a road trip with the family last year.
1. Am I crazy or are 9-10 year olds a little old to be buying into Elf on a Shelf?GroveDiesel said:
My kids realized Elf on the Shelf was BS 3 years ago when they were 5, but they are still stupid enough to believe in Santa at 8 years old.
I think it’s right at the border. Probably 50/50 whether kids at that age still believe.
my 9 year old is all in still. the teacher at school even has one in the classroom.
My kids are still believers (11, 8, 6)
I recently removed the fireplace, and I’m tryiing to get my kids to realize that Santa is BS. “What happens when Santa goes down the chimney and runs into a wall?” But my kids are too stupid to take the hints. My daughter said “Daddy, I’m sure this house isn’t the first time Santa has gone down a chimney where the fireplace has been walled off. He’ll figure it out”.Dan Lambskin said:
your fault for having three kidsMe: don’t worry about the kids having equal amounts of presents to open they don’t care and it will just stress you out
Wife: OK
Wife (wrapping presents): OMG they don’t have equal amounts of gifts
me: who cares
wife: I care (stresses out trying to even things out) [finally gets equal packages]
narrator: Lambskin has yet to bring down the 3rd child’s gifts...
You're here tonight through Tues? I'd be up for anything Tues through Friday...wife and kids are going to noVa tuesday through Saturday while I toil in the coal mine without any vacation days and projects for the evil empire on death star schedules. But Sunday and Monday will be my christmakah with them, so no up for anything unfortunately.
I know you don't like me, but glad to see you back and hope you and your family are holding up as well as can be.
I can buy this if only because they haven't proven how dumb they are by having kids yet
As long as she didn't mention wormwood or anything I'd imagine you can expect her back in fine condition and ready for hominems.
Whoa. Have you been here the whole time under a different name or did you seriously just return after 5 years?Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier?
I think her drink of choice is Moscato, but she's a 63-year-old with a heart condition. GL and godspeed, Rena.
Yeah, it's straight from the No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Department. The positive part is, my manager called me last week to see how I would feel about being promoted. So I'll be doing neurosurgery coding full-time in a month or so. Mo' money, mo' problems.
Worth it!
