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nirad3 said:
DA RAIDERS said:
nirad3 said:
Did someone say huckelberry?

If anyone lives in or visits Orange County, CA i highly recommend going to Brewery X and sampling their huckleberry seltzer. Or if you can find it wherever you're located, it's great. Huge fan.
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This dude knows seltzers. He had me try one and I lIked it. I usually hate them.
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The one you tried was Green Cheek's Lavender Lemonade seltzer. One of my favorites. Haven't had it out of a can yet, only off draft at their brewery in Costa Mesa.

Happy to meet you at brewery row anytime!
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We split a 4 pack of it to mail out. :oldunsure: unless you drank yours at the huddle.

And same. Anytime
 
DA RAIDERS said:
nirad3 said:
DA RAIDERS said:
nirad3 said:
Did someone say huckelberry?

If anyone lives in or visits Orange County, CA i highly recommend going to Brewery X and sampling their huckleberry seltzer. Or if you can find it wherever you're located, it's great. Huge fan.
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This dude knows seltzers. He had me try one and I lIked it. I usually hate them.
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The one you tried was Green Cheek's Lavender Lemonade seltzer. One of my favorites. Haven't had it out of a can yet, only off draft at their brewery in Costa Mesa.

Happy to meet you at brewery row anytime!
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We split a 4 pack of it to mail out. :oldunsure: unless you drank yours at the huddle.

And same. Anytime
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Oh that's right. And nope I didn't drink the can :lol:
 
Osaurus said:
@kevzilla, please let your team know they can take it easy on WY this Saturday. Hopefully they’re being paid well for the trip too.
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Dude, if I was in Vegas this weekend, I would back up the truck on Wyoming in the first quarter. The Longhorns were smoking cigars in the locker room like they won the natty after the Bama game.
 
nirad3 said:
Guess this is as good a place as any to post this. Had lunch with @skol asylum in Tempe today. We've "known" each other (from another board initially) for like 20 years now, finally got a chance to meet up. And now that I think about it, I probably should have reached out to @kutta to see if he wanted to join. My bad.
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Nice to finally connect. Will have to see if I can make it out an evening the next time to make it a longer visit.
 
The donation requests at my grocery store have gotten plain mean. For quite a while now they’ve rotated through different charities that it asks you to give to when you check out. Now they’ve gone too far IMO.

Now when you check out, it pops up a message that says:

“Do you want to end hunger in the US?”

And the options are

$1
$5
$10
No

So everyone standing around watching me check out and select “No” I do not want to end hunger in the US.
 
GroveDiesel said:
The donation requests at my grocery store have gotten plain mean. For quite a while now they’ve rotated through different charities that it asks you to give to when you check out. Now they’ve gone too far IMO.

Now when you check out, it pops up a message that says:

“Do you want to end hunger in the US?”

And the options are

$1
$5
$10
No

So everyone standing around watching me check out and select “No” I do not want to end hunger in the US.
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that's an easy "no" for me when 98.8% of the donation goes to corporate overhead
 
GroveDiesel said:
The donation requests at my grocery store have gotten plain mean. For quite a while now they’ve rotated through different charities that it asks you to give to when you check out. Now they’ve gone too far IMO.

Now when you check out, it pops up a message that says:

“Do you want to end hunger in the US?”

And the options are

$1
$5
$10
No

So everyone standing around watching me check out and select “No” I do not want to end hunger in the US.
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My argument is that by buying these groceries I’m at least ending hunger for my own family. Baby steps.
 
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
 
ChiefD said:
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
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That can be a deep discussion. I'm with you in I pass on that too but I know a lot of people who can't. They feel obligated to take all that's available to them. It's a super interesting concept.
 
ChiefD said:
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
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hotel free breakfast is great when you don’t stay at that hotel and need a quick pick me up. like, heading to bidness meeting….stop at a marriott property, grab a bite and head out. no one ever checks.
 
ChiefD said:
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
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What are they serving at that hotel for breakfast that will cause everyone to poop within an hour?

When the wife and I travel, food is usually one of the main reasons, so free hotel breakfasts are usually out. Thankfully, hotels we stay at usually offer the option of getting points over the breakfast.
 
if we travel, we're usually more about seeing stuff than fine dining in the am... and since we have to eat, we'll get the free breakfast if available. not something we feel compelled to eat though- just more an easy, get eating out of the way thing for us.
 
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
 
-fish- said:
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
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:popcorn:
 
-fish- said:
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
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Lobster bisque?
 
-fish- said:
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
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By the way, this is one of the couples whose marriage I officiated. Now I'm doing their divorce. That would be a nice little side hustle if I was getting paid.
 
Another good one from my new single life...a couple years back my ex gf and I used to play trivia at this brewery every wednesday. This blonde started joining our team every once in a while, and at one point slipped me her phone number. Ex saw it, took the number, gave it to her friend that was bartending, and the bartender lit it on fire. Fast forward to recent breakup...I run into the blonde and talk to her for a while. Since I don't have her number, I messaged her on FB and asked her out. No reply for a month until late last week, when she invited me to join the "Narcissist and Sociopath Awareness Group" on Facebook. :ROFLMAO:
 
-fish- said:
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
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Pics 😂
 
Was in the bathroom this morning getting ready for work. Wife comes in and starts putting on her contacts. We both wear daily lenses.

Wife: My left eye feels weird. Oh wow, there were two contacts in that package.

Me: Nice quality control they got there.

...a minute later...

Wife: Now my right eye doesn't feel right. Dang, looks like there were two contacts in that package too!

Me: Did you forget something last night?

Wife: :oldunsure: .................. :doh:

Me: Good thing you're hot. :lmao:
 
Chemical X said:
ChiefD said:
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
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hotel free breakfast is great when you don’t stay at that hotel and need a quick pick me up. like, heading to bidness meeting….stop at a marriott property, grab a bite and head out. no one ever checks.
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and drop a deuce.
 
urbanhack said:
Chemical X said:
ChiefD said:
The free breakfast at a hotel. Sitting in Quincy, IL right now.

It’s become an obsession with my wife. I’m sitting here just ready to roll. Gotta get that free breakfast. WE PAID FOR IT DAMMIT.

All the while in an hour everyone has to stop and pee and poop and want snacks and blah blah blah.

OK, let’s just sit down there and eat powdered eggs and make waffles and by the time we are done we could have been halfway home already.

IT’S FREE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!! GOTTA EAT IT OR WE GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!!!
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hotel free breakfast is great when you don’t stay at that hotel and need a quick pick me up. like, heading to bidness meeting….stop at a marriott property, grab a bite and head out. no one ever checks.
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and drop a deuce.
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And free rides to the airport
 
DA RAIDERS said:
-fish- said:
so I've gotten myself into a mess again. remember Ukrainian gal? well, we stopped seeing each other because one of my married friends apparently started pursuing her. Then it became more public. Then his wife found out. That led to her finding out it wasn't the first time he cheated on her. Now she kicked him out and they are getting divorced. She turned to me, since we've been friends for a long time and this was the chick I was seeing that her husband was now publicly cheating on her with.

One guess what comes after the yada yada yada here.
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Pics 😂
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check your texts
 
Mr.Pack said:
So I had a heart attack last week. Not the widow maker, but a heart attack none the less. Have to start cardiac rehab next week. Has anyone been through that before? What can I expect?
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Nope but good job staying alive (don't post much, but love all you f'ers). Until we can upload or conciousness to this thread we should all hold on as long as we can...
 
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