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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (2 Viewers)

mr. furley said:
kid went looking for some ingredients so she can make an appetizer. we don't have them. she calls grandma to check if she has the ingredients in stock.

MIL: "i don't have dat stuff!"

Daughter: "ok. thanks!"

M: "wait, i have (something completely unrelated that is of no use here)"

D: "that's not what i need but thanks!"

M: "well, what da heck. den what da heck do ya need?"

D: "i told you.. i need vinegar"

M: "your uncle called. he ain't gunna be here on time. his lazy daughter won't get ready. i told him, put her on da phone! lemme talk to her! he won't. so dere gonna be late. i tol'em, tell your lazy kid to get ready faster. he's been yellin at her all day and she don't listen! she's just a bad kid, she don't listen to nuthin."

D: "ok, thanks! we'll see you in a little bit"

M: "dey ain't gunna be here. i tol'em dinner was at 2."

D: "grandma, it's 1:30 and none of the food is ready. we won't even be there until 3, at least"

M: "yah, so anyways. dey should put her in a school.. ya know.. for dose kids dat don't listen to dere parents. i tol'em, let me yell at her! she won't listen to youse. let me yell at her some!"

me: hang up the phone. she's not going to stop

M: "so anyways.. dere gonna ruin christmas like dey do every year. guess we just won't have no dinner den. youse can come by but food won't be ready for a few hours."

D: (hangs up)

can't wait to see the in-laws in a couple hours! it's going to be amazing!
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Cowboysfan8 said:
mr. furley said:
kid went looking for some ingredients so she can make an appetizer. we don't have them. she calls grandma to check if she has the ingredients in stock.

MIL: "i don't have dat stuff!"

Daughter: "ok. thanks!"

M: "wait, i have (something completely unrelated that is of no use here)"

D: "that's not what i need but thanks!"

M: "well, what da heck. den what da heck do ya need?"

D: "i told you.. i need vinegar"

M: "your uncle called. he ain't gunna be here on time. his lazy daughter won't get ready. i told him, put her on da phone! lemme talk to her! he won't. so dere gonna be late. i tol'em, tell your lazy kid to get ready faster. he's been yellin at her all day and she don't listen! she's just a bad kid, she don't listen to nuthin."

D: "ok, thanks! we'll see you in a little bit"

M: "dey ain't gunna be here. i tol'em dinner was at 2."

D: "grandma, it's 1:30 and none of the food is ready. we won't even be there until 3, at least"

M: "yah, so anyways. dey should put her in a school.. ya know.. for dose kids dat don't listen to dere parents. i tol'em, let me yell at her! she won't listen to youse. let me yell at her some!"

me: hang up the phone. she's not going to stop

M: "so anyways.. dere gonna ruin christmas like dey do every year. guess we just won't have no dinner den. youse can come by but food won't be ready for a few hours."

D: (hangs up)

can't wait to see the in-laws in a couple hours! it's going to be amazing!
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I honestly want to click the laughing emoji and the sad emoji both right now
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i seen this car accident da other day. two people died. dey were on dere phones or somethin.
 
mr. furley said:
in the running for the craziest thing i heard tonight, when taking a picture of my kid's with their cousin "don't raise your hand in pictures!"

apparently it's against jesus's teachings.. or something... i disassociated halfway through the explanation.


pretty sure my SIL thinks Sharia Law is a tad progressive for her liking
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tell her to cover her face and STFU
 
Empty nesters, neighbors having the get togethers tonight and tomorrow. Tough to beat. Turned down the “opportunity” to go to my sister’s house a couple hours away for tomorrow, love the family but sometimes a relaxed holiday is the way to go.

College daughter is coming up on the 26th for a few days, looking forward to that, and the parents will join us for a prime rib dinner I’ll be making on Saturday.

Biggest thing I’ve leaned into is to try and take some of the pressure off the actual holiday, and see family and friends around it.

Merry Christmas, all!
 
DA RAIDERS said:
-fish- said:
mr. furley said:
in the running for the craziest thing i heard tonight, when taking a picture of my kid's with their cousin "don't raise your hand in pictures!"

apparently it's against jesus's teachings.. or something... i disassociated halfway through the explanation.


pretty sure my SIL thinks Sharia Law is a tad progressive for her liking
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This seems weird and I'm a little obsessive so I did some research. The bible refers to raising or lifting your hands 21 times. Not once does Jesus or anyone else say not to do it. At least 3 times it is encouraged.
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deleted mine for the greater good. please delete my quote. thx
 
Went to my wife’s side for Christmas Eve. MIL asks what time to come by for breakfast. I said I’d text her in the morning
She texts around 9 and asks when she should come
I told her we got a late start so come around 10
9:15 she calls and asks if the kids can come help her bring gifts in :lmao:
 
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