GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (32 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

It's sort of a dating site for people that are married or in a relationship. They may never get anything out of it.

So....it's just like marriage then?

5 kids down?

 

[General Malaise]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

It's sort of a dating site for people that are married or in a relationship. They may never get anything out of it.

So....it's just like marriage then?

5 kids down?

"5 Kids; 4 Bullets". That's the name of the TLC show starring me and my ginormous family now that the Duggars are un-airable.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Driving east on Hwy 26 from Mt. Hood to Warm Springs, the entire region was charred black with really nothing left to burn. As we descend down, way off in the distance is a billow of smoke. Cooper asks from the backseat if that's smoke signals he's seeing and I made fun of him a bit by saying something like "dude, do you SEE all the black char around you? This whole area burned up, there's nothing left to..." and POOOOOOOOOOOOF that billow of smoke ignited like it had explosives in it. Just a huge wild fire erupting right before our eyes. Granted it was far off in the distance, but nonetheless, it was something I'd never seen before and it was scary impressive. Those firefighters that take these wildfires on have some stones, man.

i was gonna say you should go Santiam Pass

Yeah, I didn't really think about it. I'm not really what they call a "thinker".

I did use your tip on river rafting. Good looking out there.

 

[tommyboy]

yeah, don't act like you don't know. bwhahahaha

funny thing is it turns out 90% of the site was male. the other 10% was programmers pretending to be hot females.

 

[kevzilla]

1) GM discovers Ashley Madison

2) Birth rates spike across the Pacific Northwest

3) Profit?

 

[General Malaise]

I've always sorta known about Ashley Madison, I just wasn't sure what exactly it was. Thankfully, I never got tempted enough to find out and unlike a bunch of married sacks out there today, I don't feel the least bit of dread today.

I just wasn't sure what happened once you logged on. Was it prostitution? What made it different than Adult Friend Finders?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Took me 15.5 years to realize it, but I suck at this being a father thing.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

From what I understand it's for the very, very, small minority of married folk that are no longer happy in their marriage and would like to hook up for some gentle love making with other married folk.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

 

[General Malaise]

Took me 15.5 years to realize it, but I suck at this being a father thing.

Maybe to the 15.5 year old, but have you asked your other 4 kids?

 

[General Malaise]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

From what I understand it's for the very, very, small minority of married folk that are no longer happy in their marriage and would like to hook up for some gentle love making with other married folk.

Why don't they just go down to their neighbors pool party then?

 

[General Malaise]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

I thought hedge funds hedged.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

fbgs don't use Ashley Maddison, we have the FFA for all our female needs #emom #invisi

 

[Limp Ditka]

Took me 15.5 years to realize it, but I suck at this being a father thing.

Maybe to the 15.5 year old, but have you asked your other 4 kids?

If there are 4 more, I've probably done a better job with them, just by keeping my distance.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Did you see the story about that kid that stumbled into the alcoholic pedophile convention?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I just signed my son up for flag football and said I'd help coach. What the hell is wrong with me?

How much time do you have?

That's pretty dumb though, imo.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

I thought hedge funds hedged.

Not any of the ones I work for.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

I thought hedge funds hedged.

I laughed.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

Haha you suck! I'm just as poor as I was Monday!

Winning!!!!

 

[cstu]

Took me 15.5 years to realize it, but I suck at this being a father thing.

You took her to Jared's?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

I thought hedge funds hedged.

Not any of the ones I work for.

Letting it sweat down?

 

[cstu]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

Haha you suck! I'm just as poor as I was Monday!

Winning!!!!

Buying opportunity.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Babysitting my 3 kids plus the neighbor boy tonight

About to order pizza and start drinking heavily



Slap it high?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also went with a Philly cheesesteak pizza for myself...suck it pizza purists

 

[Limp Ditka]

Took me 15.5 years to realize it, but I suck at this being a father thing.

You took her to Jared's?

Her?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Also went with a Philly cheesesteak pizza for myself...suck it pizza purists

No fruit..no chicken... Only test left to pass is where you got it from.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also went with a Philly cheesesteak pizza for myself...suck it pizza purists

No fruit..no chicken... Only test left to pass is where you got it from.

Chicken on pizza is money. Get the F out of here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kid came in wearing a Screeching Weasel t-shirt today. Another kid is wearing a Specials shirt. Yesterday a kid was sporting a Black Flag shirt (pretty sure it was the same kid with the SW shirt).

There's a 84% chance that these kids have no clue who these bands were but it's a start.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also went with a Philly cheesesteak pizza for myself...suck it pizza purists

No fruit..no chicken... Only test left to pass is where you got it from.

Hungry Howies

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Kid came in wearing a Screeching Weasel t-shirt today. Another kid is wearing a Specials shirt. Yesterday a kid was sporting a Black Flag shirt (pretty sure it was the same kid with the SW shirt).

There's a 84% chance that these kids have no clue who these bands were but it's a start.

Is Black Flag the one with Glen Danzig?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah...I have an Asianed kid named "Hung".

 

[Limp Ditka]

Kid came in wearing a Screeching Weasel t-shirt today. Another kid is wearing a Specials shirt. Yesterday a kid was sporting a Black Flag shirt (pretty sure it was the same kid with the SW shirt).

There's a 84% chance that these kids have no clue who these bands were but it's a start.

Is Black Flag the one with Glen Danzig?

Misfits was Glen... Also in the band Samhain

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kid came in wearing a Screeching Weasel t-shirt today. Another kid is wearing a Specials shirt. Yesterday a kid was sporting a Black Flag shirt (pretty sure it was the same kid with the SW shirt).

There's a 84% chance that these kids have no clue who these bands were but it's a start.

Is Black Flag the one with Glen Danzig?

http://blog4rock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/BlackFlag_JealousAgain_LP.jpg

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I've email corresponded with a few Dongs before

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh yeah...I have an Asianed kid named "Hung".

Do you make him get supplies when you need them?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've email corresponded with a few Dongs before

And an Annyong

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Oh yeah...I have an Asianed kid named "Hung".

Do you make him get supplies when you need them?

I get jokes.

 

[tommyboy]

Also went with a Philly cheesesteak pizza for myself...suck it pizza purists

that sounds awesome

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Instead of pizza sauce it has some sort of provolone cheese sauce

 

[bentley]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

From what I understand it's for the very, very, small minority of married folk that are no longer happy in their marriage and would like to hook up for some gentle love making with other married folk.

Why don't they just go down to their neighbors pool party then?

Hello exactly.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

When I was calling roll I told the kid with the Specials shirt that he wins the "best shirt of the class" award. This goober a few seats away says "what about me?". I look and he's wearing a "Bazinga" shirt. I pretended I didn't hear him.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

When I was calling roll I told the kid with the Specials shirt that he wins the "best shirt of the class" award. This goober a few seats away says "what about me?". I look and he's wearing a "Bazinga" shirt. I pretended I didn't hear him.

Oof. That poor child

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When I was calling roll I told the kid with the Specials shirt that he wins the "best shirt of the class" award. This goober a few seats away says "what about me?". I look and he's wearing a "Bazinga" shirt. I pretended I didn't hear him.

Oof. That poor child

I actually picture most people in Bakersfield wearing Bazinga t-shirts.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Was Henry Rollins in Bazinga?

 

[Frostillicus]

Was Henry Rollins in Bazinga?

No he was in Sons of Anarchy.

 

[Annyong]

Boy George was in Bazinga

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So, this Ashley Madison thing....guys who give their credit cards up, what do they get out of it? Sex? Or just the hope of sex? Is it just prostitution?

From what I understand it's for the very, very, small minority of married folk that are no longer happy in their marriage and would like to hook up for some gentle love making with other married folk.

Why don't they just go down to their neighbors pool party then?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, welcome back from vacation GBGM. Whatever you do don't check out the markets until Monday.

Sitting at my station today. I'm 25% poorer than I was on Monday morning. Neat.

:(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Boy George was in Bazinga

Think that was Oingo Bazinga.