GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

@ all things Frostywife related.

 

[Frostillicus]

She's so pretty.

 

[General Malaise]

Was it frosty's wife who was into the essential oils for awhile?

Just curious if she is now "Thriving"

It is one of her many financial interests.

Others include, but are not limited to knitting hats/doiles/cockrings/etc, selling those handbags you can get for free at grocery stores, making cookbooks featuring various pictures of the same stir fry and streetfighting (0-3-1).

Please be true

 

[krista4]

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't know what these handbags you can get for free at grocery stores are?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Please don't sell, GM

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't know what these handbags you can get for free at grocery stores are?

I still have no clue either.

paper or plastic grocery bags? not sure why anyone would sell those.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't know what these handbags you can get for free at grocery stores are?

I still have no clue either.

paper or plastic grocery bags? not sure why anyone would sell those.

That may be the point.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't know what these handbags you can get for free at grocery stores are?

I still have no clue either.

paper or plastic grocery bags? not sure why anyone would sell those.

That may be the point.

I don't know anyone who calls them 'handbags' though.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was it frosty's wife who was into the essential oils for awhile?

Just curious if she is now "Thriving"

I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say probably not. But NOBODY KNOWS!

https://le-vel.com/experience

The housewife contingent of my facebook feed that used to be into essential oils is migrating in this direction.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Nailed it

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I guess I'm the only person who doesn't know what these handbags you can get for free at grocery stores are?

I still have no clue either.

paper or plastic grocery bags? not sure why anyone would sell those.

That may be the point.

I don't know anyone who calls them 'handbags' though.

She does. It's called marketing.

Who would actually buy a plastic grocery store bag?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The only things women to sell to each other via social media or "parties" are sex toys.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bags

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

 

[General Malaise]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

Joke was much funnier the way Tre told it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

Joke was much funnier the way Tre told it.

Thxgb.

No one scoffed at street fighting.

I was referring to reuaseable grocery bags...are they free? I dunno, seemed funny though.

 

[General Malaise]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

Joke was much funnier the way Tre told it.

Thxgb.

No one scoffed at street fighting.

I was referring to reuaseable grocery bags...are they free? I dunno, seemed funny though.

My wife uses them as she's one of those "love the planet" weirdos. I don't think they were free, but knowing her, she didn't pay more than a few dollars for them.

She doesn't love the fact that I insist on as many plastic bags as the store will give me, but then I have to remind her those little garbage cans in the bathrooms? They aren't being lined with her "SAVE MOTHER EARTH" hippy bags.

 

[General Malaise]

And when we had a cat, his litter box wasn't being scooped into Trader Joe's reusable hemp bags.

 

[Sammy3469]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

Joke was much funnier the way Tre told it.

Thxgb.

No one scoffed at street fighting.

I was referring to reuaseable grocery bags...are they free? I dunno, seemed funny though.

My wife uses them as she's one of those "love the planet" weirdos. I don't think they were free, but knowing her, she didn't pay more than a few dollars for them.

She doesn't love the fact that I insist on as many plastic bags as the store will give me, but then I have to remind her those little garbage cans in the bathrooms? They aren't being lined with her "SAVE MOTHER EARTH" hippy bags.

I get the same BS about the bags...my other response (which admittedly doesn't go over well) is to tell her to do the shopping if she doesn't like it. Of course, I get the cold shoulder the rest of the night after I say that, but that's not really any different than any other day.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I remember for a time the grocery store bags were made out of biodegradable corn starch. What happened to that?

 

[Sammy3469]

I remember for a time the grocery store bags were made out of biodegradable corn starch. What happened to that?

Rain?

 

[General Malaise]

I remember for a time the grocery store bags were made out of biodegradable corn starch. What happened to that?

Your state legalized weed and people started to eat them.

 

[Sammy3469]

Of course, those socialist Ikea people either make you pay for a bag or bring you own. Reason #12431243 I hate that store.

 

[General Malaise]

Of course, those socialist Ikea people either make you pay for a bag or bring you own. Reason #12431243 I hate that store.

My ex-wife made me to go to one of these in Renton, WA over 10 years ago. I have nightmares where I'm still lost inside there.

 

[Drifter]

Why didn't you (or Tre) say "tote bag" in the first place?

Joke was much funnier the way Tre told it.

Thxgb.

No one scoffed at street fighting.

I was referring to reuaseable grocery bags...are they free? I dunno, seemed funny though.

My wife uses them as she's one of those "love the planet" weirdos. I don't think they were free, but knowing her, she didn't pay more than a few dollars for them.

She doesn't love the fact that I insist on as many plastic bags as the store will give me, but then I have to remind her those little garbage cans in the bathrooms? They aren't being lined with her "SAVE MOTHER EARTH" hippy bags.

In the city of Seattle, they do not have plastic bags and you have to pay for paper bags.

 

[Sammy3469]

Of course, those socialist Ikea people either make you pay for a bag or bring you own. Reason #12431243 I hate that store.

My ex-wife made me to go to one of these in Renton, WA over 10 years ago. I have nightmares where I'm still lost inside there.

I had never been until this past weekend when I "had" to stop on the way home from taking my 4 year old "skiing" for 4 $5.99 stools for the ratpack to sit on. Well 2 hours and $100 dollars later, I wanted to sjoot the Swede's. Apparently I went to a small store as well.

I can't believe people think it's fun to go there and then spend more time putting everything together. Just sjoot me.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I remember for a time the grocery store bags were made out of biodegradable corn starch. What happened to that?

Your state legalized weed and people started to eat them.

There should be a plaque to me for my efforts in writing those regs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Straight up kockpunch right in the vajina for people do this.

 

[General Malaise]

Of course, those socialist Ikea people either make you pay for a bag or bring you own. Reason #12431243 I hate that store.

My ex-wife made me to go to one of these in Renton, WA over 10 years ago. I have nightmares where I'm still lost inside there.

I had never been until this past weekend when I "had" to stop on the way home from taking my 4 year old "skiing" for 4 $5.99 stools for the ratpack to sit on. Well 2 hours and $100 dollars later, I wanted to sjoot the Swede's. Apparently I went to a small store as well.

I can't believe people think it's fun to go there and then spend more time putting everything together. Just sjoot me.

Yeah, there's no way in hell I ever go back to one of these. Forget the maddening process of assembling their crappy products with stick figure instructions, the grueling fatigue that sets in trying to navigate that place is debilitating. And to think, there's morons out there that go there to eat breakfast. These....THESE are the grownups who over indulge themselves in pancakes.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Of course, those socialist Ikea people either make you pay for a bag or bring you own. Reason #12431243 I hate that store.

My ex-wife made me to go to one of these in Renton, WA over 10 years ago. I have nightmares where I'm still lost inside there.

I had never been until this past weekend when I "had" to stop on the way home from taking my 4 year old "skiing" for 4 $5.99 stools for the ratpack to sit on. Well 2 hours and $100 dollars later, I wanted to sjoot the Swede's. Apparently I went to a small store as well.

I can't believe people think it's fun to go there and then spend more time putting everything together. Just sjoot me.

Yeah, there's no way in hell I ever go back to one of these. Forget the maddening process of assembling their crappy products with stick figure instructions, the grueling fatigue that sets in trying to navigate that place is debilitating. And to think, there's morons out there that go there to eat breakfast. These....THESE are the grownups who over indulge themselves in pancakes.

I've never been to one.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

pretty good meatballs at Ikea.

 

[kevzilla]

Straight up kockpunch right in the vajina for people do this.

I don't see what the problem is here. It says "Gospel tract--not negotiable" right on it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We probably have 6-7 of those reusable grocery purses around our house (or in the rear cargo area of our 4 wheeled vehicle). I've never once remembered to take them into the food distribution building with me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like Ikea. #### you.

 

[kevzilla]

I like Ikea. #### you.

High likelihood of lost children?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

shocking that the guy who loves to do all his grocery shopping at Rite Aid and hates Costco also hates the greatness of Ikea.

 

[heckmanm]

shocking that the guy who loves to do all his grocery shopping at Rite Aid and hates Costco also hates the greatness of Ikea.

And frankly their breakfast is damn good.

(We're 3 hours away from the nearest one so I've only been a couple of times)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

We probably have 6-7 of those reusable grocery purses around our house (or in the rear cargo area of our 4 wheeled vehicle). I've never once remembered to take them into the food distribution building with me.

Want another one for $50 in mocha caramel yogurt print?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like Ikea. #### you.

High likelihood of lost children?

That's evil but hilarious.

 

[General Malaise]

shocking that the guy who loves to do all his grocery shopping at Rite Aid and hates Costco also hates the greatness of Ikea.

You know why? I have better things to do with my life than park 7 miles away from a giant ####### warehouse building where I have to fight with absent minded troglodytes who don't know how to maneuver a shopping cart to save a few pennies buying things in bulk that I can purchase right down the road conveniently. And do you know where I get most of my furniture? Drifter's store. Know why? THEY DELIVER IT TO MY HOUSE AND IF I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH ASSEMBLY, I DON'T HAVE TO CALL CHARVIK TO TRANSLATE MY FRUSTRATION WITH THE LUNKHEAD WHO GAVE ME SCREWS THAT STRIP EASIER THAN HOMER'S DESTINEEEEEY.

 

[General Malaise]

shocking that the guy who loves to do all his grocery shopping at Rite Aid and hates Costco also hates the greatness of Ikea.

And frankly their breakfast is damn good.

(We're 3 hours away from the nearest one so I've only been a couple of times)

Can you order a bloody mary?

 

[-fish-]

cab driver did not kill me.

slap it high?

 

[General Malaise]

Actually, I bought my sectional sofa from Costco, as well as our recliner. Couldn't be any happier than I am with their line of furniture. Sofa is sturdy and versatile. Might even buy another one for our front room.

 

[El Floppo]

my wife makes regular pilgrimages to Ikea to buy straws. straws

I like the place fine because it's cheap and I'm broke- but damn... by the time you get to the registers life-support systems are at about empty.

 

[-fish-]

Actually, I bought my sectional sofa from Costco, as well as our recliner. Couldn't be any happier than I am with their line of furniture. Sofa is sturdy and versatile. Might even buy another one for our front room.

Look at me, I have more than one room!!!

 

[-fish-]

my wife makes regular pilgrimages to Ikea to buy straws. straws

I like the place fine because it's cheap and I'm broke- but damn... by the time you get to the registers life-support systems are at about empty.

she's aware that they sell straws at more convenient places, like rite-aid?

 

[heckmanm]

shocking that the guy who loves to do all his grocery shopping at Rite Aid and hates Costco also hates the greatness of Ikea.

And frankly their breakfast is damn good.

(We're 3 hours away from the nearest one so I've only been a couple of times)

Can you order a bloody mary?

I suppose you could, but they won't give you one.

 

[General Malaise]

Actually, I bought my sectional sofa from Costco, as well as our recliner. Couldn't be any happier than I am with their line of furniture. Sofa is sturdy and versatile. Might even buy another one for our front room.

Look at me, I have more than one room!!!

 

[El Floppo]

my wife makes regular pilgrimages to Ikea to buy straws. straws

I like the place fine because it's cheap and I'm broke- but damn... by the time you get to the registers life-support systems are at about empty.

she's aware that they sell straws at more convenient places, like rite-aid?

I really don't know. I don't talk to her much.

 

[roadkill1292]

I've never been in an Ikea. Maybe it's a generational thing. It sounds kind of complicated.