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[Sammy3469]

Seriously, how does the National Spelling Bee end in a tie two years in a row. I feel there should be more outrage about this. Just so un-American or something.

 

[-fish-]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

Was your partner somebody you brought with you, or somebody you met there?

Was there much foot traffic in this hallway?

 

[-fish-]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

Was your partner somebody you brought with you, or somebody you met there?

Was there much foot traffic in this hallway?

she invited me to this fundraiser...we were at one end of the hallway with kind of a pillar thing next to us; foot traffic was going in and out of the event at the other end of the hallway.

 

[Sammy3469]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

Was your partner somebody you brought with you, or somebody you met there?

Was there much foot traffic in this hallway?

she invited me to this fundraiser...we were at one end of the hallway with kind of a pillar thing next to us; foot traffic was going in and out of the event at the other end of the hallway.

How long was the hallway?

 

[-fish-]

You guys remember my gf? Well she's now 30 with 2 kids and seems to be going through a 1/3 life crisis. Her new thing is wanting a tattoo. Obviously I have to draw it.

What's your objection to marriage again? I mean, outside of all the idiots in here who hate it?

maybe it's the soul-crushing, wishing for the sweet release of death part.

 

[Annyong]

the old hotdog down the hallway, noice

 

[kentric]

Are the Mongols really known for their BBQ?

Mongolian BBQ is people, its peeeeeooopppppllllleeeeeeeee

 

[El Floppo]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

Was your partner somebody you brought with you, or somebody you met there?

Was there much foot traffic in this hallway?

she invited me to this fundraiser...we were at one end of the hallway with kind of a pillar thing next to us; foot traffic was going in and out of the event at the other end of the hallway.

How long was the hallway?

ok, I don't always nail it- but now this has to be a euphemism.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I went to a charity auction for habitat for humanity and ended up having sex in a hallway. It feels good to give back.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

Protip: Vegetables are for suckers.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

Protip: Vegetables are for suckers.

:reallygoodposting:

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

Safe from the flooding, GB?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Man you butchered that quote.

Here is how it really goes: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

 

[General Malaise]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Man you butchered that quote.

Here is how it really goes: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

I like the one with 'bosom' way more than yours.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Man you butchered that quote.

Here is how it really goes: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

I like the one with 'bosom' way more than yours.

link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"awwwwww"

she should be one of us

oh yissssss

FTS

Homer, SLB, and I went to Mass the other day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Man you butchered that quote.

Here is how it really goes: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

The best part is?

There's no proof he said anything like that.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.

Man you butchered that quote.

Here is how it really goes: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

The best part is?

There's no proof he said anything like that.

Oh, he said it

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

you're getting a box? the guy who can't figure out netflix is going to be a Nielsen family. that sounds like great shtick.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

My brother did. I don't think he ever got hacked or arrested or murdered or anything.

 

[Thorn]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

My brother did. I don't think he ever got hacked or arrested or murdered or anything.

THERE'S A FROST BROTHER???

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

My brother did. I don't think he ever got hacked or arrested or murdered or anything.

THERE'S A FROST BROTHER???

Duh

 

[El Floppo]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

My brother did. I don't think he ever got hacked or arrested or murdered or anything.

but they know if "somebody" watches porn, right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

you're getting a box? the guy who can't figure out netflix is going to be a Nielsen family. that sounds like great shtick.

She mentioned some sort of device I have to carry around like a fitbit or something. I kind of sort of asked "what if there things I watch I don't want people knowing about?"

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

 

[General Malaise]

Do I have to watch these shows or can I just turn on the TV and leave the room? We really don't watch much TV and what I do watch I'm afraid to admit I watch. Hell, I watch old reruns of Seinfeld every night before I go to sleep.

 

[General Malaise]

By they way, my kids LOVE Netflix. They use it all the time. Hazel uses it for her tablet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

Seriously. He crossed the Alps. We get it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

Seriously. He crossed the Alps. We get it.

Elephants!

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

Seriously. He crossed the Alps. We get it.

ON ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Damn it, Frosty.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Do I have to watch these shows or can I just turn on the TV and leave the room? We really don't watch much TV and what I do watch I'm afraid to admit I watch. Hell, I watch old reruns of Seinfeld every night before I go to sleep.

My dad has a Nielsen box. You have to push a button every so often or something so it knows you're actually watching

 

[Frostillicus]

Do I have to watch these shows or can I just turn on the TV and leave the room? We really don't watch much TV and what I do watch I'm afraid to admit I watch. Hell, I watch old reruns of Seinfeld every night before I go to sleep.

My dad has a Nielsen box. You have to push a button every so often or something so it knows you're actually watching

Yeah it gets all spazzy and lights up after so long without changing the channel so you can prove you're still watching. You have to like, stand up and walk over to it and push a button and stuff.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Yeah it gets all spazzy and lights up after so long without changing the channel so you can prove you're still watching. You have to like, stand up and walk over to it and push a button and stuff.

I may be nostalgic about music, but not about cable boxes. PASS

 

[General Malaise]

Outside of sports, most of what I watch is on my DVR. Does it record that? I think we're going to be a waste of Nielson's time and money.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

I'm truly going to kill you one day.

 

[Annyong]

Outside of sports, most of what I watch is on my DVR. Does it record that? I think we're going to be a waste of Nielson's time and money.

He will find you, and he will kill you though

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

I'm truly going to kill you one day.

You given any (more?) thought to moving to China and being a "Rent a White Guy"? $1,000 a week and free lodging. Man, I bet a lumbering 6'3" god like you would slay some Chinese tail over there.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

Safe from the flooding, GB?

Yes, thanks.I was only minorly inconvenienced Tuesday morning... actually got to hang out at home for a couple of hours so I guess in reality I was convenienced.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm not sure if we've ever discussed it in here but what's the consensus on Mongolian BBQ?

Going for lunch and I'm super excited because I haven't been in awhile

Protip: Put your veggies (especially leafy ones) in the bowl first and meat on top. The heavier meat will condense everything allowing you to cram more stuff in the bowl.

Safe from the flooding, GB?

Yes, thanks.I was only minorly inconvenienced Tuesday morning... actually got to hang out at home for a couple of hours so I guess in reality I was convenienced.

I lived in Houston for TS Allison. What a nightmare...

 

[Ignoramus]

I lived in Galveston at the time so escaped it, thankfully.

This is nowhere near as bad. The city made a bunch of drainage improvements after Allison which seem to have (for the most part) made a huge improvement. That said, Allison was a several-day deluge and this was basically 10 hours of heavy, heavy rain.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

T minus 3 hours to boredom city (8th grade graduation)

 

[kentric]

Anybody ever done the Neilson Ratings? Is this a scam? I just spent 30 minutes on the phone with them giving out all sorts of personal information and now I'm feeling ungood about it.

I will berate you endlessly to watch shows that I like but aren't getting good enough ratings.

Like....Hannibal?

Hannibal gets way better ratings than it deserves. Pretty much garbage.

Seriously. He crossed the Alps. We get it.

ON ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

The elephants he tried to bring over the Alps largely died and the remaining few weren't really effective. Hannibal did kick some Roman ### though.

On a happier note, I got my first professional foot massage today. Good times. Good times.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

T minus 3 hours to boredom city (8th grade graduation)

T minus 4 hours to summer off